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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 15
~The greek gods are fighting unknown creatures whose stole people's hearts~
Zeus:there are too many of those bastards !!
Poseidon:*destroys heartless* they never end!
Hades:Wait....where's Y/N!?
Adamas:HOW can you lose that pipsqueak?!
Y/N:*screams*
Heartless1:*steals Y/N's spear*
Y/N:HEY!
Heartless2:*steals their shields*
Y/N:wait a minute!
Adamas:For fuck sake!!!*runs to Y/N*
*Heartless approach Y/N*
Y/N:......*starts dancing*
Y/N:*destroys every single heartless*
Adamas:....
Hades:0_0
Poseidon: 😐
Y/N: This is what you thieves deserve*takes their weapons back*
Zeus: YEAH TELL THEM!*proud* I'm so happy that she used my moves.
Adamas:.... You need an idiot to make an idiot....
Poseidon:....Hades...do not leave her alone with Zeus again.
Hades: *sighs in agreement*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 17
Adamas:....
Y/N:*smiles*
Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.
Y/N:Nope.
Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *
Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.
Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*
Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.
Adamas:...I don't care...
Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*
Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*
Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*
Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.
Hades*smiles*ahh young love
OMG UR HERA OC DESIGN IS MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333
Hera, I beg thou to ditch Zeus and marry me instead— /j
(No but seriously the design is hella pretty :’D)
Hera: I would like to ditch that....thing I'm still calling husband. But I won't give up my title as queen of Olympus.
Zeus: there's nothing wrong with asking a divorce. I mean we would both be free isn't that good?
Hera:*turns around and smirks* Asking for a divorce means you win. But I won't give you that victory dear husband.
Zeus:Oh come on Hera let's talk ab-
Hera:*kicks the wall*
Hera: You made me your wife, so I'll be queen till the end of my life.*evil smirk and walks away*
Zeus:.....That was ...hot.
Oowlie:...And you wonder why people hate you so much. *whispers breaking the 4th wall * thank you I'm happy that you like her design. 😊
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20.5
Zeus:*somehow he escaped from the angry crowd of women* Thank Uranus I managed to run away from those crazy females...
*noises*
Hera:WHERE IS HE!?
Alcmene: I believe he went this way!!
Zeus:!!!*opens the door and gets out from the building* I should be safe now.
???: Oh looks like Tyche is with us my friends.
Zeus:*recognizes the voice * G....Ganymede!?
Ganymede: The ladies did take their time with you...but now it's our turn. *a crowd of male is behind him*
Zeus.....well shit...I'm dead for sure now.
Bonus:
Lux:*takes out a walkie talkie * I found him he is here. The boys are having their fun with him.
Owl: *dressed up as a bodyguard too* Good I'll inform the Ladies.
Hera:Where is he!?
Owl: Lux referred to me that the insect is with the boys, my lady.
Hera:Good. Let's go and finish our job.
Y/N: As you wish my queen*smiles*
@luxthestrange xD we make a good team.
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense😌~
Episode 21
-This is what happened before episode 20-
Hera:*got cheated again by Zeus and is crying* that bastard....
Y/N:...*stands near her* Girl instead of crying over a lost love remember this....
Hera:*looks at them*
Y/N:If he made you lose your mind with his lies....As the poet once said: To the next girl he will tell her the truth and only the truth. That's bullshit. If one is a liar, they are born as a liar, grow up as a liar, get old as a liar and die as a liar.
Hera:*surprised*
Y/N: So what you should do now is get up...Dry up your tears and thank heaven that you are finally fucking free from him.
Hera:.....You are right.
Y/N:...Of course I am. Also...who stops you to get a little revenge?*smirks*
Hera:*surprised* You...What do you have inside that sick mind of yours?
Y/N:Nothing exaggerated...
Hera: Somebody will get hurt?
Y/N: Only that cheating ass of Zeus
Hera:I'm in.
Y/N: Good *smirks*
