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1 year ago

10:00 PM

Beanpole: What's wrong with Sejanus?

Bug: Poor guy was stood up, he had a date tonight.

Beanpole: Who would stand him up?

Coriolanus, entering the room sweating and holding a bag: Hi everyone.

Bug: Where have you been?

Coriolanus: Went for a promenade. Last time you saw Sejanus, was he holding a rifle?

Smiley: He was holding a bouquet of wildflowers.

Coriolanus: Ew.

Smiley:

Bug, who gave Sejanus the idea: ...I thought it was sweet. The girl he likes doesn't know her luck. He doesn't seem to be giving up on her, though.

Smiley: Is that a good idea? There's plenty of nice girls who would have him.

Bug: He seemed pretty adamant that she's the one.

Coriolanus *internally*: Loyalty can't be taught. Bad taste can be fixed.

Coriolanus: You win, Lucy Gray.

Bug: What?

Coriolanus: Nothing. Bye.

Sejanus: We should have dinner together. But not as friends.

Coriolanus, narrowing his eyes: As enemies?


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