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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever
where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
ive officially decided to stop trying to label myself. if anybody asks, my gender is “who gives a fuck”
Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
Talking about Shakespearean plays reminds me of a funny story from english class my freshman year of high school
We were reading Julius Caesar as a class and different people were assigned different roles to read aloud
Anyway this one guy got to the line “What, Lucius, ho!” (as in “hey, Lucius, where are you”)
Well apparently this guy had never seen The Incredibles or read Harry Potter because he did not know the name Lucius
And so this teenager said, in front of 25 other teenagers and our teacher
“What luscious ho!”
Needless to say, we all died laughing, including the teacher who was probably also regretting her career choices
Me on the ice rink for the first time
Evil wizard casting testicular torsion on their hated foe, except the hero is a trans man, so all it does is turn their packer upside-down.
is pickles old enough in cat years to be eligible to run for president
Following the withdrawal of Joe Biden from the 2024 Presidential Race, the DNC has nominated Jimmy “Pickles” Hoffa to run as the Democratic nominee for President
I was thinking about this just the other day
Nothing is stopping you from naming your character FuckFace McGee
The only thing stopping you is your own pure cowardice
you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.
goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days