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Day 4: Pumpkin

She stomped through the orchard, taking a second sip of the disgusting beverage, recoiling at the taste of pumpkin spice.  It was an apple orchard, and yet there was no cider to be seen, no market for it anymore.

“I wish that people who liked pumpkin spice would just die,” she muttered, after another terrible sip.

“Granted.” The voice came from nowhere, and everywhere. 

Screams rang out from all around her. “OMG, they're dead, they're all dead!”

She froze, willing herself awake.  It had to be a dream, right?

More screams broke the silence.

What had she done?

Riddle me this. Why has pumpkins spice things, specifically coffee, become an unequivocally femmine thing?? I’m not particularly upset about thing, I’m just confused.

Back in the ye olde world, you didn’t just get to have cinnamon or nugmeg or cloves or ginger or allspice. No. You had to fight for them. And pumkins. They’re from North Amnerca. So youcouldn’t even have pumpkin spice until after 1492 or whenever. Because the Europeans had the spice but nit the pumpkin.

And to get the spice, they had to sail to eastern Asia and probably die. Do you even understand how many people died for spices? You can have nutmeg whenever you want, but Jonnathan Williamson in 1368 had to leave his wife, kids, and pronalny lover togo sail to Indonisea with no garenteed chance of survival to maybe get nutmeg ad maybe get stabbed. He didnt know. 

There were teams of men going to varipous plaes around the world in search for the spice and the pumpkin, but we havent even toched the coffee asspect. Because that was anpther thing they had to get. COFFEE WAS NOT INTRODUCED RO EUROPE UNTIL 1526. There was no chance of a pumpkij spice until AFTER 1525. And if you wanted a lil’ whipped cream on the pumpkin spice, you ha to wait until it came to your country and the earliest was Italy in 1549. And they ye olde Italians probably had to die to figure that out to.

Anyways, pumkin spice is a very boy consuable and they disowned it. So yeah. I don’t really know why I wrote this, but it felt importanr.

Call me a basic white girl if you want, but I just put some pumpkin spice in my chocolate protein shake and its DELICIOUS!!! I can 100% understand the pumpkin spice hype.

Entering my pumpkin spice era 💅

Pumpkin Spice 🎃 🍂 ✨

2nd art piece of October! This piece was kind of a experiment, I wanted to try some line-less art and play with some of the procreate brushes. Overall I’m really happy with how this came together! Please enjoy Mr Pumpkin-head 💕

Posted @withregram • @flashesofstyle Pumpkin-shaped cinnamon rolls 🧡🎃 These are just so adorable, and super easy! All you need are cinnamon rolls, butcher’s twine to shape them, and a cinnamon stick to use as the stem.

So cute and perfect for Fall mornings to come! 🍁🫶🏻

#fallbaking #fallvibes #falldecor #autumndecor #autumnvibes #autumnaesthetic #pumpkinseason #pumpkinspice

Posted @withregram • @thelittleblogofvegan Recipe: thelittleblogofvegan.com

VEGAN | NO-BAKE| GF | EASY! Less than a month until we delve into all the cosy, pumpkin spice, cinnamon treats for September! But I can’t wait that long, so here are my mini pumpkin spiced cheesecakes which are devilishly good! 🎃 A buttery biscuit base, creamy pumpkin spiced cheesecake filling, topped with an adorable whipped cream pumpkin! The perfect cosy autumnal dessert! You’ll love it!🎃🍂

#pumpkinspice #nobakecheesecakes #pumpkincheesecake #minicheesecake #fallvibes #autumnvibes #pumpkin

Posted @withregram • @starbucks Fall is calling. 8.22.24 👀🍂

So many cds💿🩷

Iced Pumpkin Spice Macchiato This iced pumpkin spice macchiato is flat out delicious any time of day and any month of the year. Especially during the Thanksgiving and Christmas seasons.

autumn moodboard 🍂🕯️☕️🤎

so excited

Making my first tumblr post in forever :)

Edit: thanks for the notes guys! I didn’t realize so many tumblroids agreed :) also 90+ notes is crazy for my first post in 5 years

best time 🍂☕️

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