Ptn Eirene - Tumblr Posts

Sugar mommy Eirene having you sit in her lap through very important business meetings. There's no problem as long as you don't pay too close attention, which she knows you won't. Plus, having you sitting in her lap, hair a mess and lipstick smudges all across your face neck, and collar is a very handy way to demonstrate her power.

Oughhhh to sit on Eirene’s lap like her little lapdog 😍

You don’t have to do anything but just sit there and look pretty, clinging to Eirene’s neck while she gives you kisses from time to time, or love bites that leave deep red stains on your body to show dominance over her competitors.

It’s such a big display of dominance and Eirene isn’t embarrassed one little bit. In fact, she takes pride in the way she has such a cute and obedient sugar baby at her beck and call. Worshipping her, clinging to her, always following her commands and letting her do whatever she pleases with you, all for the sole fact that Eirene is a goddess and should be treated as such…

You’re her favorite person, so let her spoil you with all the love and riches she have, all for the sole trade that you are the reason she has such a dominating prescience in the first place 💕 what a very useful business tactic 😅

Eirene getting hornier and hornier when playing chess lmao. Consider her being moronsexual to combat our nerdsexuality.

Eirene watching me do something fucking stupid and unreasonably weird on the board : Love, do you know how to play chess?

Me, eheing : Yes! This move is called Bongcloud opening (a real meme move in chess)!

Eirene visibly getting hot and bothered : Well, go on then.

EIRENE BEING A MORONSEXUAL IS SO ACCURATE.

You’d be pulling the stupidest moves ever, thinking you were so clever, and all Eirene is thinking is “ooooooh I need to eat their pussy so bad.”

“Thats an interesting move.” Eirene would say blankly, trying to appear nonchalant like always, but really she’s thinking about the 42 different ways to fuck you after this. No thoughts, head empty. Her hands are moving the pieces around, but that head of hers is not thinking about the game as all she wants is to fuck her moron of a girlfriend (lovingly)

Reader: What animal is the Pink Panther?

Eirene, taking off her clothes: Well you certainly aren’t the brightest.