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OP, I would like to introduce you to my favorite dsmp fanfic ever: AITA For Kidnapping A Sixteen-Year-Old?

hello sharks (im pretending this is shark tank) my idea is what if we had the entire dsmp storyline and canon but it's told through the format of r/aita posts

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u/GnfStan posted:

AITA for killing a child?

Right, i know how this looks, but please read all the way through before commenting. I (24M) have been getting bullied by this kid (16M) for months now. He disrupts all my plans, he griefs everything (we live in Minecraft), and he's just really annoying. I asked my friend G (24M) and my other friend XD (999999+M) and they both agreed he was clearly trying to sabotage me. At first, I tried to take the high road and be the bigger person, so I told him to give me his stupid discs that he's always holding onto. He refused and we had a duel and I beat him, because he's not the quickest tool in the shed. I believe he thought it was Hamilton RP. He's just like that. But then his brother (26M, kinda fine) blew himself up and I think that fucked with him a bit, because now when I made fun of him he barely reacted. So naturally when he burnt down my friend G's house I thought- what better opportunity to try to help this troubled child? Anyway, that's not why I killed him. That happened months later while I was in prison. The potatoes were really bad and he was really loud. Pretty sure he saw God

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u/ZazaCrowFather replied: dream we're out of TNT get a fuckin move on mate

u/BIGMAN04 replied: CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF

u/enderpearls-and-wishingwells replied: ℭ𝔞𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔭 𝔭𝔩𝔰 𝔥𝔢'𝔰 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔫𝔢𝔲𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔞 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔬𝔯

u/iAmNotAGnfStanIAmGnf: zzz

u/DREAMXD984982910490942 replied: Ả̶̺̹̄͒́̀̌̕̕Ã̴͎̣͖̙̮͔͊̿͐́́Ẃ̴̝͉̦̖̮̺͈̱̖̻́̇͛́̈́̀́͘H̶̡̳͇̬̪̠͈̰͙̿̈́8̵̹͉͛̀̈́͑9̵͕̰̮͓̰͈̜̮̈́ͅ3̴̥̗̊̇̑̎̾̋̍͒̈͘͜1̸̗͙̺̖̭͇͇̻̭͈̑̅̐́̂̋0̶̱̀̈́̌͌̊̍̚̕9̴̨͉̜̼̘̳͉̰̠͌͒̍̿͂̌͂́͜͝͠0̶̬̯͓̲̠̮̋͌͂̑͗̏̀;̵̦̜̝͆͗̇̇̓̍;̴̢̧͍̘̣͕̮̯̠̥̿͋̎̓́͛͛͆̇͝;̴̢̗̖̉͆͜.̶̢̭̫̳̩̙͒̾̎͂͒ͅ/̶̧̻̫̱͚͔̺̟͆́1̵̡͔̝̩̪̰̒̀̈̽̈́̈̾̐͝͠4̶̧̣̪̰̝̻̆͊͋̋9̵̡̎̀͝0̸̢̗̞̝̊́̐́̊2̷̰͔̖̗̤̾̇̓̄͝ͅ9̷̥̺̗̘̻͔̺̖̭̖̑̋̂́̾͗͠4̶̩͒͊́̋̒̇͝