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Annabeth: Now does anybody have a plan?

Percy: *raises hand*

Annabeth: That doesn't include sacrificing yourself?

Percy: *lowers hand*

No one:

The lightning thief musical script:

Of all the gods in Heroes of Olympus, i find Nike's energy most fascinating. She's basically a shiny competitive chicken.

Percy: what does the cow say?

Estelle: moo!

Percy: what does the duck say?

Estelle: quack!

Percy: what does the goat say?

Estelle: enchiladas are vegetables!

Percy: ...the other kind of goat?

Estelle: (swinging her imaginary baseball bat) DIE! DIE!!!