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Ex(?)-Pie throwing contraption anon here

May there be a Pie-Pie Fruit (or anything related of sorts) out there? If yes, may it be purchasable in pie throwing contraptions?

Been looking for a new gimmick, and selling contraption prototypes managed to give me a few berries to live by... But so far nothing really worked in my favour at all.

Tried opening a bakery but turns out pie quality standards are too high for one that knows only how to make throwable pies, there's not much market for that specifically.

I also tried to network into arms dealing or blacksmithing, but prices for initial setups are too high and require me to jump too many world government hoops. (Also puts me in very disadvantageous spots with local evildoers looking to arm up...)

I just wish to go back to do my characteristic shenanigans, is there a solution to my unusual dilemma? ;-;