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I love them what can i say. My favorite family. My favorite wet cat of a man.
Inktober 2024, Day 1: Backpack
I also loved the backpack moment anyways so great start here.
Sketch <3
Tommyinnit brain rot has come back, if I rewrote my crimeboys labrynth fic would anyone read it??
Did a color palette challenge :3
The family dynamics of the SBI during the events of the Dream SMP
How the Sleepy Bois Incorporated reacted to the events of the Dream SMP with the headcanons that they are brothers with Phil as their father
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A/N: It’s not my first time writing but it’s my first time publishing, english isn’t my native language so I’m sorry if there’s any errors. Enjoy!
Phil had adopted three kids (almost four given that Tubbo spend most of his time with them). He loved them more than anything in the world, loved the adorable face Kristen had when she was taking care of them, loved the jokes between them, loved everything about his little family. But when the day had come for them to part ways because, as the angel of death he had to leave, he was terrified. Wilbur reassured him, saying that he would take care of everyone. And Phil trusted him, it was Wilbur, he was always thinking about everything that could happen before acting. So, with the promise of receiving crows at least every week, he went on his way, trusting his second born.
The three brothers grew closer during this time. Playing all together, watching musicals for Wilbur, learning how to fight with Techno, acting as kids for Tommy and Tubbo. It was a bit chaotic from time to time, of course, but that’s expected when you live as four boys, all brothers (and a best friend) in one single house. But everything was fine. They loved spending time with each other, teasing each other, annoying each other, but more than anything, protecting each other. If you passed one day with them, you’d think they were crazy. Techno was always doing riskiest things, saying that he wouldn’t have problems because “Dad’s away!” and “Technoblade never dies baby! Mom can’t stop me!” and this, oh this, became one of the most used phrase between them. Because till then, it was true. Technoblade never died. And he was adamant that he never would. So Kristen wouldn’t be able to ground him. It was like that since he almost burned her kitchen down as a kid (she designed this kitchen, she loved it more than anything, and Techno wasn’t supposed to be up at this time of the night, but they were watching another musical and Tommy and Tubbo were hungry, he had to cook them something...) And it always stayed like that.
Tommy always loved annoying his brothers, but would never admit that they were his idols, what he wished to be once an adult. Wilbur loved criticizing his brothers, making fun of them, but he would never change them for anything else in the world. Techno loved to act like they were a pain in the ass (and they often were) but he loved them dearly and couldn’t imagine a life without them. Tubbo always said that he was here because Tommy was his best friend but in reality, life at home was more and more unbearable, his parents hating each other, on the verge of the divorce all the time (and Tubbo wished they’d did it) so life with the Sleepy Bois Incorporated (like they called themselves), wasn’t that bad. He hoped his future family would be like that, his kids as close as those brothers that were, in some way, his. No one in the family talked about Tubbo’s parents but in silence, they all knew, since the beginning, since Tommy came back from their house, saying that he would never go back there. That’s why, when they moved, they asked Tubbo to help them chose a house. Because it was his, as much as it was their. And Tubbo knew. The night after they asked him to help them chose, after they listened to what he wanted in his room, he cried in his bed. Not from sadness, no, not at all. He cried from the overwhelming happiness he felt that day. They were his family, he was family.
One day came when Techno heard of a government. It was a dictatorship, and the people was begging for the help of some kind soul. He had to go. But he couldn’t just leave his brothers. After a long talk with them (and an even longer with Wilbur after Tommy and Tubbo went to sleep), he decided to go. He had to. He made Wilbur promise to send him crows twice a week. He told them all that he loved them and, after one last look at them, one last shed tear, he left. It was supposed to be just the time to take down the dictatorship but then he heard that there was another abusive government. He had to help them too. His brothers understood what he was doing and why he was doing it. They were supporting him, and Phil too. So he went, having letters from Wilbur twice a week. One day, he heard that Tommy had left to go on his own adventure. He was a little bit worried but knowing that their baby brother had to send Will crows every day and was with Tubbo. If they were together, they’d be safer. Right? Right…? Yeah, of course.
When he began to really worry about his brothers is when he heard that Tommy was in a bit of problems. Wilbur was also worried but he tried to calm himself because, his baby brother knew how to fight, he learned with Techno for God’s sake! When the third day without news came around, Will sent a letter to Techno, really worried. What if something bad happened? What if he was in bad shape, bad enough to not be able to send a letter? What if this green guy got him? What is going on Techno? Should I have gone with them? Should I have done something else? Fuck, you can’t answer me what I am doing? I have to go. Right? I should. I… Fuck. It’s Tommy we’re talking about… If something bad happened Mom would’ve told us. I have to believe in him.
After a week without news, Wilbur send a crow to Techno that really worried his big brother. He was going after Tommy and Tubbo. Without any news, he had to find them. Techno thought about joining him but there still was some government that needed to be taken down. And Wilbur is going there. He can trust him. Phil was also a bit worried, he heard about a green man going after Tommy and Tubbo and that Wilbur was joining them but, if something really bad was happening, Kristen would intervene. She wasn’t ready to see her sons once again. And he is still receiving the weekly crow from Will, so everything’s fine! Techno still waited for the crows every few day, wanting to know more about his baby brothers. When he got that they are all fine, he calmed down. He continued to take down government, making some friends on the way. He read about this L… L’man… L’Manberg? That was it, right? What even is this name? But it was fun for Will and Tommy so it’d be fun for him too.
On the back of his mind however, he was worried about Will’s letters. There was something weird about it, the way Will’s usual neat writing was less and less controlled, the way he talked about this L’Manberg, this government he was making… But maybe it was all in his mind. I mean, it’s Will we’re talking about! He knows the bad in government, he won’t be making any mistakes. And he does it for Tommy. Because, with this independent country, this Dream, this green man, won’t be able to attack their baby brother. He and Tubbo would be protected. Yeah, maybe this government wasn’t that bad after all. But… What was those scribbles on the back of the letters? Tyranny? Rulers? Special place? And who was this Eret? Was he a friend?
One day, he understood, it was their anthem. The L’Manberg National Anthem. Eret seemed to be with them. From what Techno could make out of the little information about him, he was with them, creating L’Manberg. So Techno was reassured. It seemed to be good. Till this green man forced them to war. When Techno received the letter of this day, it was full of anger toward Dream. He seemed to be a real danger. Maybe he should go. Maybe he should join them. Maybe, for the first time of his life, he should help create a government… Maybe he could make it a good one! But… He was in the middle of the destruction of a government. He couldn’t just leave like that. After that, he’d join them. Yeah, they’d be fine for a couple of days without him… Right?
His blood froze when he saw the latest letter. It was full of scribbles, nothing could be make out clear with that. Wilbur frantically wrote about what Eret had done. “TRAITOR” “FUCK YOU” “YOU FUCKED UP” “HOW COULD YOU” “WE HAD A DREAM” “WE COULD MAKE IT” “YOU’LL PAY” “TRAITOR” “TRAITOR” “FUCK YOU”. And on the back, the new anthem… Before it was “With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo and Eret” and now it was “With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret”. The fuck was underlined three times. And what used to be “It’s L’Manberg” became “MY L’Manberg”. On one “My” the paper was almost teared apart because of how much Wilbur insisted on the letter. Techno’s breath was stuck, his heart was frantically beating in his ears as he watched the letter in his trembling hands. Wilbur isn’t fine. And if Will isn’t, what about Tommy and Tubbo? He had to go.
He let everything behind, going to Phil’s first, in hopes that he might know more. For days he didn’t make a stop, pushing his horse at his extremes in hopes of getting there as soon as possible. When he arrived to his father’s house, he wasn’t fine, but he needed to leave soon after. Phil wasn’t home, doing some wok for his wife. Techno looked through the letters and what he saw terrified him. Will seemed totally fine. There was nothing about Eret’s betray. Nothing about the threats of Dream. Will seemed fine… His writing was neat, controlled, normal! At least, it was if you didn’t look too close. Something was wrong and he need to join them quickly. So he went, not even taking the time to wait for Phil, he just left a message, saying that he was joining his brother because of this whole government thing, hoping his father would think he only misses them (and he does but he’ll die before admitting it). He goes on his way and he’s fucking far away from them.
When he arrives, Will tells him everything, how Tommy sacrificed his discs to get their independence, how he tried to be elected, how Quackity sold them, how Schlatt revoked their citizenship… Everything. And while Techno was proud of his baby brother for giving away his discs that he seemed to love more than anything, he was also worried about Wilbur, he seemed frantic… He didn’t seem fine. He wanted to take down Manberg (this Schlatt guy removed the L for no reason). Maybe, he just needed to do it. Maybe it was what he had to do… To calm Wilbur… To get his brother back. So that’s what he does. He helps his brothers against Schlatt, he gives them armors, weapons, potions and everything they need to destroy Manberg. Will joins Dream and gets TNT. Techno also joins the green man a couple of times, expecting him to betray him at the first opportunity but it doesn’t happen. He stays on his side till they finish what they began to do.
And after taking down Schlatt, Wilbur makes Tommy president. Techno stops in his steps. His vision gets blurry as he hears Tommy give a speech. He was here to take down a government not put his baby brother at the head of this… Wilbur became crazy because of this government. He… Techno looks down at his shaking hands, he made that. He made his baby brother president. He… He helped a coup… He… He has to stop that. He has to make sure this government doesn’t make Tommy lose his mind. He has to make sure his baby brother will stay sane. Even if it means he will hate him. He has to do it and hopes that things will get better. He looks up, seeing that they’re all cheering about this victory. His shaking hands calm down as he clenches his fists. He has to stop all this.
His voice is louder than everyone else’s, stopping their cheering. They begin to fight, yelling at each other when Techno realizes that Wilbur isn’t here. His heart begins to race as he frantically looks around, searching for his brother that clearly wasn’t sane. Suddenly, he realize that Philza is here. Their father’s here. He will take good care of his second born. Techno goes back to fight Tommy, reassured about Will. If only he knew…
Suddenly, the ground explodes beneath his feet. He jumps around, going away from the explosion. His heart beats in his ears as he searches for Wilbur. He knows what this is. He knows it’s the 11 stacks of TNT buried under the place. When he finds his dear little brother yelling at Phil “My L’Manberg! My unfinished symphony!”. His breathing quickens in his throat as he runs towards him. His heart beats even faster when he sees Wilbur putting his sword in Phil’s hand. No… It can’t be happening! No! Will no! “Kill me! Kill! Killza! They all want you to! Kill me! Phil, kill me!” Please, no…
He freezes in his steps when he sees Will falling into their father’s arm, his sword piercing his chest. Will’s face relaxes, a small smile on his lips. Phil’s body slightly shakes, tears running down his cheeks. Techno’s world crumbles around him, the ground disappearing under his feet. Tears threaten to spill on his cheeks as he realizes that no government could ever be good. No government could be a good one. The only one he had hopes in killed his brother. He has to protect Tommy and Tubbo from it. He has to destroy it. He has to.
He goes back to the fight, explaining to Tommy that he is Theseus. But a part of him thinks he also is Theseus. He tried to help, he destroyed government, he became a hero and for what? To see is brother get kill by his father? To not be able to protect his own family from a government? He tried to save them and got punished for that… He should’ve stop them sooner. He shouldn’t have left them. He killed his brother. And he won’t let it happen to Tommy. Even if he has to hate him. As long as he’s safe, he won’t mind being hated.
After that, he decides to retire. He had enough. But he’ll stay close enough in case Tommy needs him. One day, in his cabin, as he takes care of an injured fox, a voice stops him in his movement. He could’ve swear that it was his… No, he died. He died from their father’s hand. “Hello?” asks the innocent voice. Techno is crazy. Yeah, he must be. He turns around, sighing while running a hand over his face. Suddenly, he stops in his tracks. He’s here. But it’s not him. It’s a gray version of him. But it’s the same voice, the same smile, the same innocent eyes… The humanoid thing begins to explains that he is a ghost, Wilbur’s ghost. Techno stumbles to him, slowly putting a hand on his cheek. Wilbur? Ghostbur? The ghost stops talking, looking at him confused. And Techno just loses it. For the first time in forever, he cries, falling into his brother’s arm. He’s shaken by tears for a long time before finally not having anymore. He apologizes to… Ghostbur? Yeah, Ghostbur. The ghost looks at him, searches in the chests and gives blue to Techno, saying it will take away his sadness. And he does. For a moment, the older brother laughs taking the blue in his hand. After that, Ghostbur comes around quite a lot, telling him what’s happening in New L’Manberg. His heart breaks when he hears that Tubbo exiled Tommy, how could he exile his best friend? The one that gave him a family? How could he? Well at least now, his baby brother was far away from this hellhole that took their brother’s life…
Techno loved Ghostbur with all his being because this little dude had all his brother’s innocence. He looked like Will when he was a kid, begging Techno to play with him. That’s why the big piglin/human anarchist that can have an army of dogs and Wither takes always some of his time to play with the ghost. That’s why he never raises his voice on him. That’s why, even in a rush knowing the Butcher Army is coming at him, he still talks with Ghostbur, listens to him, answers him while making potions. And that, this Butcher Army, he can’t understand why Tubbo would betray him. But he does, he comes and threaten him. He had retired! He wanted to just make sure Tommy and Tubbo could be okay! But this Quackity, really wants to kill him. And Tubbo follows him.
So Techno goes after the one he considered like a brother. He trained him, he should be able to fight back! But Techno is so angry that no one can stop him. His eyes struck on Tubbo, red with hate, for the young boy, for Will who let the power get to his mind, for Phil that actually killed his brother, for Tommy that stayed with L’Manberg after that, and for himself. Oh, he is so angry at himself. For leaving his brothers, for not coming earlier, for not stopping Will, for following him in his delusion, for giving them armor, weapons, the weapon that killed his brother. Tears threaten to fall down his cheeks as he hits again and again Tubbo’s shield. Suddenly, he hears Quackity threaten his horse. The horse that Will loved, the horse that Will named, the horse that Ghostbur remembers… He can’t loose him. So, with a defeated sigh, he puts his weapons and armor down. He keeps some stuff, notably a totem of undying, just in case…
Passing through New L’Manberg, he sees Phil in his house. Acting surprised while seeing his first born in the hands of the Butcher Army. Once there, he realizes that there is no judgment, this is an execution, his execution. Fear creeps under his skin as he squeezes the totem in his left hand, looking at the anvil above his head. A soft voice from his left distracts him from the guy that jumped on the ground to attack the butcher army. Turning his head, he sees Ghostbur with the sheep he found earlier. His heart calms down for a moment, hearing the innocent ghost talk about his friend. Techno takes out some blue to give to Ghostbur, hoping that he’ll leave and not witness his execution. But before he can, the anarchist hears the anvil falls down. His heart stops as he watch it fall on him.
For a second he can feel it again. For a second, he feels his mother’s embrace around him. He feels her love, her protection. He hears her “You did your best, I’m proud of you my son…” Then, as soon as it came, it disappears. He feels the cold and hurtful take of life around him. He loudly breathes in, shock washing over him as he looses his balance for a second, a single tears falling down his face as he thinks about his mother.
Without having the time to calm down, he gets out of the cage, seeing Dream with his horse, Will’s horse. He has to get it back. He runs toward him, ignoring the butcher army calling him. Dream leaves quickly, letting Techno with his horse and a chest with armor, tools, potions and a couple of stuff. His breath hitches in his chest as fear of loosing his horse because he can’t get it out of here creeps under his skin. Quackity gets to him before he can leave and he has to fight him. As always, he acts as if everything is under control as a nervous chuckle leaves his mouth. He fought, like he never did before, solely to protect his horse, the last remaining thing he had from his brother. Once Quackity’s remains are on the floor in front of him, he breathes out, running to get out of here.
The following days he realizes he has to totally destroy this country. It took his brother, it made his brother’s best friend try to kill him, it is devilish. It needs to be destroyed. For days he prepares for this war, getting everything needed, getting what he needs to make an army of Withers… If they want war, they’ll get Doomsday. One day, as Ghostbur leaves once again, Friend (his blue ship, gosh what a lovely idiot he is) by his side, Techno hears a soft voice, just above a whisper. He quickly turns around, searching who talk, if he became crazy, or if like Will, his ghost is here to salute him. His eyes stop on the frail young man, his frail young man… “Can I stay with you for a bit? I need a place to stay…” He asks shyly, looking away.
Techno stays still for a few seconds before opening his arms with a warm smile. Tommy throws himself in his big brother’s arms, letting tears fall down his face. Techno brings his cold baby brother inside, making a fire with one hand to get him to warm up. After Tommy stops crying, they sit in front of the fireplace, talking about their life together with warm tea in their hands. Ghostbur joins them a little later, joking with them, telling them about his life. And just like that, Phil opens the door, seeing his three kids joking together like they used to not so long ago. His wings surround himself as he feels his wife’s embrace, hearing her cheer him up. After a moment, he joins his kids, teasing them while he puts his wings around all of them like when they were kids.
In the next few days, they get closer and closer, till Dream comes around, searching for the youngest. Techno helps him to hide, lies to the green blob to get him away. And he does, he leaves. After that, they begin to talk about their vengeance against New L’Manberg. Techno shows Tommy his Wither skulls, telling him he’s ready to take on the whole world for his baby brother. And he does, he goes to New L’Manberg, he is ready to fight them all but instead, he sees his brother gets back with the ones that betrayed him. How could he do that? Can’t he see that this L’Mannberg destroyed their relation, destroyed their family?! After that, he flees out, keeping his tears of anger inside. How could he? He was ready to fight God to protect his baby brother and instead, he choose to get back with the ones that betrayed him, send him in exile, didn’t risk their lives to protect him! How the fuck could he?! Something’s for sure, he’s going to destroy New L’Manberg, even if he has to go down with it.
For weeks he gets ready for the fight, meeting Dream to join him for this common goal. He lies to him, saying he has a couple of Wither’s head (around 10, not that much but that totally will be enough!). Phil prepares with him, making sure to have a totem of undying in his right hand at all time. Techno’s not ready to have his father’s ghost with him. He can’t live without him, not yet… And once ready, they go. They get to New L’Manberg, Techno getting his dog army to fight the whole country. The battle begins and it is really Doomsday.
Withers fly around, way to numerous for being normal, L’Manberg’s people dying again and again and again, dogs attacking everyone, getting killed at the same time. And finally, Dream enters the play, showering the ground with TNT, hoping to make a big hole at the place of this country that stole his ground. He'd rather want no one having it than those having it. And then, Techno gets to talk with Tommy, explaining why he did it (hiding his real intentions because he’ll die before admitting that he loves his baby brother). After the battle, there is nothing left from this country that robed him of his family, of his brothers.
But when he sees Tommy, kneeling on the ground, letting himself get killed by a Wither, tears falling down his face as he looks at the remains of the Camravan, the one that began everything, the last thing he had from Wilbur, Techno doubts. Was it really the only solution? Did it have to go down this way? Couldn’t he just do something else? He wanted to join his brother, to take him in his arms, to console him, to let him cry against him but Tommy wouldn’t let him. So instead, he kills the Withers getting too near and makes sure no TNT falls on him or the Camravan. Tommy sees him and realizes, he did it all for him. From his point of view, this country took away everything he had. And Tommy couldn’t take a second to consider it. So he risked everything to try and save him from here, from what he thought would kill him. And Tommy hated him, tried to kill him, hell he tried to kill his own father! How could Techno continue to try to protect him, to protect what he was attached to? He should hate him, he should watch him die, yet he was saving him, risking his life to stop what he began, just for him…
He closes his eyes, hoping that all this was just a nightmare, that he’d wake up in his bed, with Will and Techno by his side. Techno would be soothing him, telling him about a Greek story while Wilbur would play a soft tune on his guitar. But instead, he feels this warm reassuring embrace surround him, his mother’s voice reassuring, him, her hands wiping his tears, all that stopping his tears. When he opens his eyes, he sees people shocked at him, he looks around and see that a TNT exploded right behind him. His mother protected him. Like Techno did. Him and their father were looking at him, a sad smile on their lips. Both had recognized what happened. They knew she gave him one of his life. Like she did when Eret betrayed him. Like she did for Wilbur during Eret’s betrayal and the day of Schlatt’s election. They knew he only had one life left. Both wished they could give him one, even if it was the only one Phil had. But they couldn’t, so they left, knowing they weren’t welcome here.
After that, L’Manberg was never rebuild. They put glass above the holes to commemorate and remember what happened so that it would never happen again. Everyone went their own way, Tommy going from place to place, lost without L’Manberg, the thing he dedicated his whole life, for which he died twice. He wanted to go back to Techno and Phil but he gave them enough problems already, he couldn’t do it anymore, not now that they finally lived peacefully. The father and first born enjoyed life together, Ghostbur coming from time to time, telling them all about his day.
One day, at the first reunion of the Syndicate, Ranboo gave them horrible news. The news they never wanted to hear. “Tommy died, Dream killed him”. Techno's heart sank. He couldn’t protect his baby brother. He couldn’t be there when he really needed him. He helped destroy his life. And now, he was waiting. Everyday he woke up with fear. He waited the whole day, looking out the window. He waited to see the gray version of his baby brother, like it happened for Wilbur. But this day never came. Instead, Ghostbur came around, telling him about how Tommy came back to life. So Techno questioned him, he needed to know what happened.
Dream beat the youngest to death then revived him with a book. He could revive people… Could he revive Wilbur? He probably could but he shouldn’t. The Will that got killed was crazy, he needed to be stop. If he came back to life, he would be a danger. And Techno would lose Ghostbur… He would lose his brother once again… But it happened. Dream killed Ghostbur in front of Tommy’s helpless eyes. And he revived Wilbur but this Wilbur was even crazier than the one Phil killed. This Wilbur, Techno couldn’t trust him. He needed to take him down, he needed to stop him. So when Quackity told him that Dream wanted to see him, he went, even if he knew it was a trap, he had to get information and help to stop his brother. After a last look at Friend that he found wondering, searching for his little ghost, he went on his way to the prison.
Like he expected, it was a trap. But what he didn’t expect was that Phil would’ve misunderstood him and thought he had to wait three months instead of a few days. After the first week, Techno thought he was becoming crazy, he was counting every seconds, hoping to teleport back in the Syndicate’s room. But it didn’t happen. He befriended Dream, acting as if everything was fine when he was terrorized. He could stay away for a few days, Phil could look after Tommy for this time but three months… How would his baby brother be when he came back? If he came back… So he prayed. He prayed to his mother, saying that he’d pay for everything he did, saying that he’d give his three lives if Tommy could be alive. But she didn’t answer. A god came by DreamXD. He asked for a bell, passing for an idiot in front of Dream, but he knew that this bell could allow him to talk with superior entities, seemingly gods. They helped him in the past, those voices advised him, gave him money, support, everything he needed. So he begged for them to let his baby brother have a chance to live a long peaceful life and die of old age.
But then one day, as Quackity was about to kill him, he felt his body move without his consent. Suddenly, the room changed, it wasn’t the cell anymore it was… It was… The Syndicate’s room! He was out of the prison! He was free! He was finally free and what a good timing! Quackity was about to… He was about to… God, he had to free Dream before Quackity killed him. His smiled disappeared as he turned to look at Phil “We have to go. Now.” He left the room, putting back on his armor, getting his weapons, tools and everything he needed to take on the prison. But before leaving, he went to his room.
The room he hid from everyone. The room full of the real him. The room with his memories. Friend was here, way more fluffy than before. The photos of his family, of the good days. The photos of Kristen nursing his brothers while he looked in her arms. The photos of Phil flying with all of them when Tommy was still a baby. The photos of the three brothers sleeping together after sneaking out of their room to watch Hamilton. There even was some photos of them in Pogtopia! Their whole lives were here, on the walls, in the photo albums. Techno ran a hand over Friend’s wool, biting back the tears before leaving.
He took his axe in hand, his grip on the handle tight as he walked away from his cabin. He had to free Dream, so that he could take down Wilbur. And maybe after that, he would ask him why he did all that to his brothers. Maybe he’d find again this anger he once had for him. Maybe he’d avenge his brothers. And maybe, just maybe, he’d have to join his mother. Maybe this time, he’ll be ready to be grounded for this kitchen that he burned down so long ago.
And while leaving, he felt it, his mother’s embrace, her reassurance, her love. And with that, he knew. He’d be able to take down the world. His mother was behind him. After all, he always was his mother’s son. And if he needed to avenge his brother, she would be here, she would terrify anyone that would dare try to stop him. With her, he’ll never be alone again.
Time to unleash the nightmare of this server…
Behold Philza Pinecraft
Wait wait wait. Guys. If we are assuming Quackity's idea to get Techno scared, the butcher thing might actually work, then... What if when Techno was a kid he was being hunted by one 👀👀
Techno ran away into the woods from being captured by one, but he wasn't left unnoticed the butcher ran after him with a choppy knife, trying to get him back.
That was when he ran into Philza, the winged man saw his distressed mood and wanted to help, (I headcannon that Techno's wasn't taught to speak yet, so he can only squeak) hearing the leaves ruffle Techno ran behind the man pulling his wing down to hide behind it.
The butcher man walked up to Phil asking him if he saw a random pig, Phil responded saying he didn't see any pigs around. Getting the butcher to grumble and walk away.
Phil comforts Techno and takes him to his home, also teaching him English and how to read.
After the war in the SMP when Quackity brought the butcher thing back, Phil wasn't too happy, and Techno... Oh no.
I'm not making a story for this I already have enough stories/ comics to take care of xD
Feel free to add more! I know you all have lovely and crazy ideas :D
Story and more sketches under cut :D
Characters:
Dream and Techno: Main
Wilbur and Sapnap: There
Tommy, Philza, and George: Mentioned
Disclaimer: No ships srry. Just friends! (And family)
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Having a peaceful one sided conversation between them, they walked down the streets listening onto Tommy's rambling, of course this was normal. The other three's always listened to Tommy's catting.
But it slowly came to an end as three figures came into view, walking the opposite direction.
"Look who it is." Tommy smugly grins looking at the three who stopped in front of them.
"Of course we had to run into you four. You never leave us alone, don't you?" And with this, Sapnap and Tommy started bickering back and forth, Wilbur and George joining in on the banter while Philza tried to calm them down. Techno and Dream stood a bit back watching the fire burn.
"Bit quiet there Blade." Dream hummed standing in front of the pig, a smirk on his face.
Looking at the white blob Techno humms, "Good observation. Indeed I was. Point?" Scoffing Dream rolled his eyes spinning around Techno to stand next to him. He wrapped his arms around his shoulders -or it was as intended, he just had a hand- and leaned on him.
"You normally aren't quiet. Scared to talk?" Catching everyone's attention they all turned to look at the two non-humans. Smacking his hand and pushing him away Techno rolled his eyes speaking up again "You also seem different than normal..." He stopped for a second pretending to think, "You are acting like... Hmm, what's the word? Oh! Annoying." He blaintly said looking at the other who gasped, as Sapnap, George, and Tommy 'ooh-ed' them, Wilbur intrigued, and Philza unfazed..
"Ouch. Someone's grouchy today. Wake up on the wrong side of bed? Ooh, by the looks and sound of it, you did." Patting Techno's back a bit too harshly, it caught him off guard sending him slightly stumbling, causing his crown to fall over his eyes. Dream leaned on him again a smirk on his face.
"Hey, hey, hey! Green boy! Hands off!" Wilbur crossed his arms glaring at Dream, "Don't ruin the fun Wilbur, it's only a nudge." Sapnap smirked "Shut up, pretty boy." He gasped pretending to offend, "No, one calls me, Pretty other than Dream and George! How dare you." The two started to bicker again, an endless word fight, Philza sighed deciding to take care of them.
After Techno fixed his crown, his attention averted to Dream, "Wow, you are friendly today, aren't you?" Techno mumbled causing the other to snicker, Dream grabbed Techno's crown and placed it on his own head, ignoring the statement.
"Woods. In an hour." He whispered, Techno rolled his eyes "Yeah, sure."
"Perfect! I'm keeping this." With that Dream quickly let go of Techno walking over to his friends, he grabbed onto Sapnap who was somehow still bickering with Wilbur, and walked away with George close behind.
The four boys looked towards the direction they left, "Did Dream just steal your crown?" Tommy spoke up turning to look at Techno,
"Yes."
"Why?" Phil asked,
"He really wants to be made into a puddle doesn't he?" Wilbur shrugged a smile forming on his face,
"Yes."
~
Opening the door to the house, Dream tossed the crown to the side and jumped on the couch. Sapnap following in, he grinned and jumped next to Dream laying his feet over his friend and leaning back hands on his head. George grabbed the crown putting it on cat-walking around the couch.
"How do I look?"
"Like a king." Sapnap winked getting Dream to slightly laugh, George twirled around them. Though he was acting more of a princess than a king.
An hour passed nothing much happened, and everyone had split up, George upstairs, Sapnap in the kitchen, and Dream still sitting in the living room looking at the clock.
Leaning his head back he looked into the kitchen, seeing Sapnap make a sandwich. Turning his head he looked at the crown sitting on a small coffee table, standing up he grabbed it and made his way to the door. Softly unlocking it he slowly opened it to make no sound. Once closing it he walked away.
Of course he didn't go unnoticed, when the door shut Sapnap heard it. Peaking behind the wall he sat the sandwich down seeing his friend gone. Humming in suspicion he sat his sandwich down walking to the door, deciding to follow him.
~
Techno looked at the clock on his shelf, it was time to leave. Thankfully, he was alone in his room, he also had an access out.
Making his way to the window he slid it open looking down. It wasn't very high, only a coupple of feet from the ground, his room was on the second floor. Going feet first he balanced himself on the outside edge before jumping down and sneaking off.
Coupple seconds before, Wilbur knocked on his door and entered his room, he just wanted to borrow something. Wilbur caught Techno jumping out the window, it was only a blur. Curious, he peeked out the window seeing him run off
Narrowing his eyes, the idea of wanting something left his head, a new idea coming up, to follow him. But he didn't even want to think following Techno's footsteps and jumping out a window. Leaving Techno's room and closing the door behind him he walked downstairs. Passing by Tommy who sat on the couch, Wilbur grabbed his jacket and walked out the door, not bothering to be stealthy.
~
Passing by trees and bushes, Dream walked into a clearing. Spotting Techno on the opposite side leaning against a tree.
Looking up he sees what he is holding and smiles walking closer to him "You brought my crown." Dream smirks and with a nod holds out the crown "Of course! I would never steal something from you!" "Yeah, ahuh." Techno softly smiles and Dream laughs with a sigh.
Techno reached for the crown, before he could grab it Dream retracted the crown back "But! You have to earn it." Techno rolled his eyes and sighed,
"Alright. What do you want?"
Dream grins and asks to 1v1.
~
Stepping over a bush Sapnap heard rustling behind a bush, turning around he spotted the brown haired male.
"What are you doing here?" He placed his hands on his hips an eyebrow raised, "Mm, I was about to ask you the same thing." Wilbur calmly responded not taking his eyes off of Sapnap.
Said boy was about to speak up again but was interupted by metal clashing against each other. Their head snapped towards the sound looking at the direction for a coupple seconds before they looked at each other.
"Did you hear that?" Sapnap whispered loudly getting an eye roll in return,
"Of course I heard it, do you think I'm deaf? It was clearly-"
"Alright, alright, god, it was a rhetorical question!"
Another clash was heard, Wilbur turned and walked the direction of the sound, before walking into a clearing he kneeled behind a bush, a confused look on his face.
"What's-" not paying attention, nor being bothered to stay hidden, Wilbur cut him off by pillomg him down harshly.
"Ow, dude. What the-" "Shhh." Slapping a hand over his mouth he didn't break contact from the fight, "What? Is that Dream and Techno?"
Wilbur gave him a look about to open his mouth but Sapnap cut him off "Shut up."
Turning their attention they looked at the fight with a confused look.
Jumping back Techno dodged an axe swing, Dream took another swing only to miss. Dream made eye contact with Techno, who gave a wink.
In a second Techno swipped his leg underneath Dream causing him to trip. Looking up Dream made no move to attack back as the tip of a sword was only inches away from his neck.
Ending in a smile, Techno tosses the sword to the side reaching a hand out for the man to grab. Taking the offer he stood up and patted the others back.
"Well, another point added to, Technoblade."
"I already told you, I always win."
Dream rolled his eyes "Beside the other times you lost. Then yes." They both laughed as they walked over to different trees next to eachother and sat down, Dream layed his axe on a tree, while Techno's sword was still in the same place he tossed it.
Leaning on the tree they both looked at the other, "I am a barrier of terrible news." Dream started "Oh, yeah? What is it?" Dream grabbed Techno's crown, "This. This is mine. I lied." He placed it on his head, a smirk on his face, "I am the king! Of all of the land my men can walk! Bow down to me peasants! For I am the ruler!" He said in a deep voice, arms waving around to add more motion, Techno laughed out shaking his head.
"Gimme that," reaching to grab it Dream leaned back "How dare you! Touching the only thing that my father gave to me?!" He couldn't continue both broke out into laughter, or well Techno did, Dream started wheezing.
~
"Ee. They're bonding." Sapnap said with a face of disgust, "They are friends, you idiot." Wilbur said facepalming, "Ew- wait what?"
"DREAM YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME!?!" Scaring both Techno, who helped, and Dream, who's crown fell off, they instantly looked where the voice came from standing up in an instant.
"Wha- SAPNAP?! What- when- Why are you here?!?" Dream spoke in a panicked state, probably still recovering from the scare.
"Oh, it's not just me." Before the boys could even ask who, Wilbur jumped up from the bush "Hey." "Wh- Wilbur?!
Rubbing his head Dream spoke up first "Okay- how did you get here?"
Sapnap smirked crossing his arms "I could ask you the same question~"
"We asked first." Techno pointed out, looking back and forth between Wilbur and Sapnap.
Wilbur spoke up "I followed you home" "Same here."
"Why?" Both Dream and Techno asked, taking a deep breath.
Ignoring to answer the question Sapnap instantly jumped on the main question he and Wilbur wanted to know, "You guys are freidns?"
"Uhh.." neither knew a response as they looked at each other then back at the other two.
Both Wilbur and Sapnap gasped "You are!" They grinned looking at each other knowing what the other was thinking.
"No we are not!" As if to prove the point Dream pushed Techno to the side.
"Wait, so you never hated each other?" Wilbur looked at Techno who opened his mouth then shut it,
"We do!" Dream groaned, Sapnap laughed "Dream?? And Techno?? Friends?? Never thought I would see it!" He said wiping a fake tear to be more dramatic.
"And snaking out of the house to sneak out~" Wilbur hummed a big smile on his face, unable to take it anymore he and Sapnap broke into a fit of laughter.
Rolling his eyes Techno looked at Dream who huffed, he cleared his throat grabbing Dream's attention. Pointing to the side, Dream looked where he was motioning towards and grinned, a mischievous grin to be exact.
As the two were bussy laughing Dream walked over to the tree grabbed his axe while Techno Grabbed his sword from the ground.
They both cleared their throats at the same time catching both Wilbur and Sapnap's attention. In an instant. Their faces dropped.
~
End!
Baised on what I wrote my headcannons and sketches:
Dream's hand is like an Among us character floating and whatever. So no, those are not wings xD
And the third pic is just Dre asking for a 1v1 leading into the headcannon story above.
They act like they hate eachother in front of their friends but they secretly sneak out to train with eachother and tell jokes. Just...
"What if one day someone like Snapnap finds Dream sneaking out and follows him into the woods where they train and sees Techno and Dream meet up and Dream is over here like "Heeeyy! Buddy!! Ready to get beaten?" And responding in a joking manner Techno says, "Yeah sure." Or some random line of him rolling his eyes and mentioning the other hundreds of times he beat him.
Then once they finish fighting they shake hands and sit in the woods talking to eachother normally and Snapnap is there like "THEY ARE FRIENDS?!?" or as a more Snapnap line he could say "HE IS CHEATING ON ME??!""
Speedpaint
I loved the part where Philza had to give a present to Grian in MCC, and had to chase him down. But time was running out. Only like 20 like blocks away and they all got TP'd and the last second Phil cried out. xD
I might want to draw this tomorrow. It's already time for me to go to bed.
Time stamps are on Phil's stream 1:39 probably go a bit back. And on Grian's stream 1:40 didn't really mention anything but did give a present to Fundy. :)
Don't mess with his children.
I just wanted to draw the man with his wings :/
I guess you don't want to hurt his boys, I guess back story. His boys, Tommy, Wilbur, and Techno are badly injured by idk, Dream or someone 🤷🏽♀️- and Phil looses control, his instincts of protecting his children comes. :)
I could make a story out of this 🤔
But I'm not. L
:)
When he said something about Phil bringing him out of the mess or darkness idk I can't remember.
Also the ref sheet on the right ->
This is basically what happened with Technoblade. No one could tell me otherwise.
Bonus below cut
It's just Dream. No big deal.
Techno please stop messing with gods.
I know it's blurry but hey. Idc 🤣
The pic was super tiny!
Philza Minecraft and Technoblade have the energy of good cop and bad cop.
And Phil is the bad cop.
You fool.
You thought Tommyinit was defending Philza.
NO
He is trying to save KSI from summoning Mr. Minecraft and get obliterated by the deathly angle himself.
Decided to post some sketches. :)
These are all au's so... Sorry, lamo
The winged sbi is separate from the kid Dream and Techno. Both different au's that I have explained. They are on my Wattpad art book (I post more art there and write stories or give mini prompts in the idea of the stories)
The second half is an au I am working on. Where Quackity and Techno gets themselves in a pickle. Accidentally finding an entity, that is in fact deadly. Taken to the future a coupple years where they find Tommy and Tubbo who thought they were dead. Oh an their home. Basically trashed :D
These drawing were made a coupple months ago. The only recent one was the Quackity and Techno as blobs (the third one on the three colum) and the winged SBI
Both created this month also will reblog later with more of the random au's I have :)))
Ask and you shall receive