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AHHHHH Im sorry @brogues-b4-hoes I deleted your ask because I sent out the unfinished answer instead of saving the draft.
Luckily I took a screen 😭
Thank you!
I'm doing pretty well now and I even got released! 🥳
Anyway...
Percilot Dogs
Perci:
I believe Perci would own a very well-trained and well-behaved German Shepherd, listening to all his commands like he is a trained K9.
Perci's dog is trained in his mother tongue. 🇨🇿(Yes, my Perci isn't a Brit)
His name would either be Sputnik or Apollo, with a tendency to Sputnik. (Yes, after the satellite/spacecraft; what a nerd)
James:
You can tell by just looking at the man...
Golden Retriever
Jamie's dog would be the sort of dog that jumps right at you in excitement, licking across your whole face and giving you bruises with his wagging tail, the second you open the front door.
We all know James would spoil his dog rotten and be probably very lax in terms of training. He prioritises fun.
I don't have a name for him/her yet but I bet it would be something extremely cheesy.
For other headcanons...
I have a few...
However, I want to make an extra post for them.
But for now, I can give you two smol ones for each of my idiots 😊
Perci
-Name: Ilija (pronounced Ee-lee-ya)
-Height: 1.77m
James
- half Italian (mother's side)
- has an (for him) embarrassing secret middle name, that Merlin uses as leverage occasionally... (not even Perci knows)
Enjoy the weekend guys! 👋🏻🥰
I wanted a cute but still rascal-ish sounding and of course fxck up nickname-potential name for him.
And for everyone wondering why he is Czech:
Last year in winter, I was in Prague while they displayed the bohemian crown jewels and...
*sights*
Do I really need to explain this?
Also this song:
Heavens...
AHHHHH Im sorry @brogues-b4-hoes I deleted your ask because I sent out the unfinished answer instead of saving the draft.
Luckily I took a screen 😭
Thank you!
I'm doing pretty well now and I even got released! 🥳
Anyway...
Percilot Dogs
Perci:
I believe Perci would own a very well-trained and well-behaved German Shepherd, listening to all his commands like he is a trained K9.
Perci's dog is trained in his mother tongue. 🇨🇿(Yes, my Perci isn't a Brit)
His name would either be Sputnik or Apollo, with a tendency to Sputnik. (Yes, after the satellite/spacecraft; what a nerd)
James:
You can tell by just looking at the man...
Golden Retriever
Jamie's dog would be the sort of dog that jumps right at you in excitement, licking across your whole face and giving you bruises with his wagging tail, the second you open the front door.
We all know James would spoil his dog rotten and be probably very lax in terms of training. He prioritises fun.
I don't have a name for him/her yet but I bet it would be something extremely cheesy.
For other headcanons...
I have a few...
However, I want to make an extra post for them.
But for now, I can give you two smol ones for each of my idiots 😊
Perci
-Name: Ilija (pronounced Ee-lee-ya)
-Height: 1.77m
James
- half Italian (mother's side)
- has an (for him) embarrassing secret middle name, that Merlin uses as leverage occasionally... (not even Perci knows)
Enjoy the weekend guys! 👋🏻🥰
Percilot Headcanon/Theorie
Regarding James and him not noticing Gazelle till it's too late.
Why didn't he notice?
Why didn't a trained and well-experienced agent hear a lady with fryckn metal legs walking/jumping up at him!?
Easy.
He is hard at hearing ._.
The job as an agent is loud.
There is a reason you wear earprotection on a shooting range!
And don't even get me started on the explosions! (And James must cause a ton of them)
So I think, it isn't farfetched when I say: "This guy, suffered some serious hearing loss during his 17-year-long career."
"But Merlin would-"
No.
For whatever reason, James doesn't even wear his glasses!
Maybe he is too vain to ruin his good looks and style, or he is just too prideful to get caught dead with an item that indicates his body is "flawed" in any way.
He doesn't want to look "weak".
If he isn't even putting on his damn glasses, do you really think he would wear something like hearing aids?
Yeah, no.
And let's be honest here...
HE WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT HE NEEDS THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE!
So yes, either Gazelle can put her legs into silent mode or we experience the part in James' pov.
We can't see her.
We cant HEAR her.
We only notice her when it happens.
Like James did.
And come on, if it wouldn't be so downright stupid of him, a hard-at-hearing James, that doesn't want to admit it, would be the funniest thing ever.
No wonder he never listens to Merlin...
Or his husband.....
Or to anyone....
Percilot headcanon #1
On how they spend their free time on hobbies
James, as most of us can predict, is a liquor fanatic.
He loves drinking them, keeping them, and talking about them. For whiskies, it only takes a few sniffs for him to be able to tell the brand, or even the year it was distilled (just like how he knew it was Dalmore '62). If you enjoy drinking as much as he does, he would activate a geek mode and tell you about facts and tidbits of cocktails and liquors.
And speaking of secret, this man is obsessed with secret compartments. Secret drawers? Secret safe hidden behind a painting? Secret drawer inside another secret drawer? You name it, he probably has at least one in his house. He also has a favorite carpenter who he usually commissions furnitures with built-in secret compartments. The next time you're invited to his house, try checking the armrest of the couch you're sitting on. You might find something interesting.
And to combine his two obsessions together, he has a secret liquor cabinet which can be pulled out from the archway. Those liquors he stores in there are his most precious, mostly saving them only on special occasions.
Percival secretly enjoys embroidery.
Especially flowers. In fact, if he didn't join Kingsman, he would've worked as a botanist.
Now, imagine Harry's house but instead of dead butterflies it's countless of hand embroidered flowers. That's Percival's house.
Percival sees it as a way to keep his dreams alive, and a test to enhance his patience. He needs it a lot, and a lot more since James has waltz his way into his life.
Or you could say that it's the legal way to stab something a thousand times over and over without being charged with murder.
And it draws quite an attention, too. When some of the guest sees his labor of love display on the wall and says something along the lines of "Wow, your mother/wife/sister/ did a fantastic job on this!", he loves to correct them right on the spot.
"Don't you think it's rather sexist and disrespectful to assume that these were done by a woman's hands and not me?"
Oh, the joy from seeing them fumbling over apologies never gets old.
(He also stores a set of his embroidery kit in one of the armrests in James's specially commissioned couch.)
And... Peter
He's not a Kingsman, but since I put him in a lot of my drabbles I might as well include him in this post.
Aside from music, the dreamy, kind-hearted pianist (he is a pianist in my stories. Though in the movie he's an opera conductor, a gay opera conductor. That's what it said in one of the magazines that interviewed Jack, not my word!) spends his free time reading.
And guess what? Romance is his favorite genre.
On bookshelves inside his flat, one side is dedicated to his profession, while the other is packed with his past-time fantasies.
I wouldn't be surprised if he has a secret blog/youtube channel/or even tiktok account where he reviews the books he has read. And his followers can notice a pattern and guess his taste too.
"Oh man this guy falls for another red flag again smh"
"Darling you can't fix him stop–"
"Wake up honey toxic apologist just uploaded a new vid"
It's not hard to imagine him daydreaming about being whisked away from a piano stool by some strong men, being taken away on an adventure, running away from dangerous goons with a dangerously handsome man.
Oh, now it sounds quite familiar, doesn't it?