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Danny: Peter, are you okay?

Peter: In what aspect? Physically, no injury whatsoever and no signs of exhaustion. Appearance wise, could have dressed up more nicely, but I still look good. And my grades are doing great.

Danny: .......

Peter: Mentally? I could use some therapy I guess.

Tony: I panic when people generally compliment me. What the heck are you supposed to say when people generally compliment you?

Steve: [entering the room] Hi Tony, I just wanted to let you know that your a great friend.

Tony: [panicking] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[During a Battle between The Avengers and some villain group, Steve somehow got taken down]

Tony: How did you take down Captain America!?!

Random Villain: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot.

Tony: I’m cold.

Steve: Here, take my jacket. [puts his jacket over Tony]

Sam(Wilson): I’m cold too.

Bucky: Jeez birdbrain, I can’t control the weather!