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Soda Shenanigans

An adventure with one Dirk Strider, an Alchemiter, and lots of soda.

timaeusTestified [TT] joined chat. The Alchemiter [Alchemiter] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~ TT: Sick. TT: Oookay. What to do. Alchemiter: ==> The alchemiter awaits input from it’s latest user. TT: DIRK ==> Examine Alchemeter. Alchemiter: ==> The alchemiter has been upgraded to ONE-STOP ALCHEMY SHOP, and it seems you have plenty of grist to spend. It’s like christmas up in here. TT: ==> Emit a hearty “hell yes” to the alchemiter. Can’t hurt to be polite. Alchemiter: Return sentiment Alchemiter: ==> The Alchemiter is unfortunately just a machine, but if it could speak, it would probably reply with an equally hearty “Hell Fucking Yes” TT: ==> Appreciate the effort. Alchemiter: Prepare to alchemize some WICKED BIZ-NASTY LOOT TT: Alright. Time to combine some shit. TT: First. TT: ==> Combine RAD ANIME FACE SHADES && YOUR PHONE TT: Let’s see how this goes, then we can try my desktop. Alchemiter: ==> Anime Shades && Phone = MANIME SHADES: NOW WITH UNLIMITED MINUTES TT: Beautiful. TT: ==> Try on MANIME SHADES. Alchemiter: ==> These shades look almost exactly the same, except that they have screens inside them for texting and messaging friends. TT: Sick. Now let’s see if I can fit a computer in these babies. TT: ==> Combine ANIME SHADES && DESKTOP COMPUTER Alchemiter: ==> Anime Shades && Desktop Computer = SO SUGOI MANIMETOP COMPUTER TT: Shit. TT: I wanted a wearable computer, not this. TT: Hm. Alchemiter: ==> This Laptop has a pair of SWEET ANIME SHADES on the cover. TT: Though this is So Fucking Sugoi. TT: ==> Open Alchemiter: ==> The laptop opens up and reveals a background picture of a giant mecha from some anime. It has all of your apps already downloaded as well as the entire series of Gurren Lagann. TT: This’ll be useful later, but not what I need. TT: ==> Combine ANIME SHADES || DESKTOP COMPUTER Alchemiter: ==> Anime Shades || Desktop Computer = MAC-IME SHADES Alchemiter: ==> It seems you have finally created that portable computer you wanted. And it is a Mac. TT: ==> Examine MAC-IME SHADES. Alchemiter: ==> These shades have thicker lenses, but they act as a handsfree computing device. Pesterchum is already open and the voice-to-text option is already turned on. TT: Testing, testing. Auto-Responder [AR] joined chat. ~~ 3 ~~ AR: I can hear you. TT: I know that. Can you see the text, though. AR: Yes. TT: Sick. AR: If you say so. AR: You done? I’ll see you later. AR: Sure. Bye, AR. AR: Later. AR [TT] disconnected. TT: Okay, so. TT: Time for more stuff TT: ==> Combine BOOK OF PHILOSOPHY && ANIME SHADES. TT: Because why the hell not? Alchemiter: ==> Book on Philosophy && Anime Shades = THE CODE OF THE OTAKU TT: Oh my god. TT: ==> Combine BOOK OF PHILOSOPHY && SAWTOOTH Alchemiter: ==> This book details the code of conduct and the philosophy of the Order of Otaku, including their secrets to craft the legendary armor “Cosplay”. Surely it is a sacred text. TT: ==> Acknowledge the sacridity of the text Alchemiter: ==> Book on Philosophy && Sawtooth = PHILOSO-RAPPER TT: ==> Examine the PHILOSO-RAPPER Alchemiter: ==> This android seems to be programmed to rap about philosophy. It has an image of a Velociraptor in it’s memory banks and can often be heard speaking to itself in a familiar, meme-like manner. TT: I alchemized so hard I fucking made a meme. TT: An old meme, too. TT: But a classic. TT: ==> Resolve to rap at your new creation later. TT: Hm. Okay. Other shit. TT: ==> Combine CRUSH && SLICE || FANTA. Alchemiter: ==> Crush && Slice || Fanta = WICKED ELIXIR Alchemiter: ==> This soda appears to just be an orange Faygo. TT: Dammit TT: This is not what I intended. TT: ==> Fling soda dramatically off your roof. Alchemiter: ==> Soda: Fly TT: Okay. Alchemiter: ==> The Faygo flies through the air dramatically before crashing into the ocean below. TT: That was beautiful. TT: But I have some already. Let’s see. TT: ==> Combine ORANGE FAYGO && SUNKIST Alchemiter: ==> Orange Faygo && Sunkist = FAYGO: ORANGE-AGGEDON FLAVOR TT: Okay. Almost there. TT: We have to get to complete sodality. TT: That’s a completely scientific word. TT: ==> Be grateful you’ve turned off speech-to-text on your shades. Alchemiter: ==> It seems this Faygo is still orange flavored, but the label has a list of possible side-effects, including Cardiac Arrest and possible Apocalyptic Gas. TT: ==> Combine FAYGO: ORANGE-AGGEDON FLAVOR && GENERIC STORE ORANGE SODA Alchemiter: ==> Faygo: Orange-Aggedon Flavor && Generic Orange Soda = BLASPHEMOUS AMBROSIA TT: ==> Examine Alchemiter: ==> This soda tastes perfectly fine, but it seems to anger and repel psychotic juggalos. TT: Beautiful. TT: This is truly the pinnacle of soda. Now, if I could make it- TT: Oh man. TT: ==> Combine BLASPHEMOUS AMBROSIA || REFRIGERATOR Alchemiter: ==> Blasphemous Ambrosia || Refrigerator = FOREVER-COLD JUGGALO REPELLANT TT: ==> Examine. Alchemiter: ==> This cold-to-the-touch orange soda seems to radiate some sort of juggalo repelling aura. TT: ==> Take a sip. Alchemiter: ==> BLUH! Alchemiter: ==> Actually… It isn’t that bad. Alchemiter: ==> It tastes like Orange Faygo. TT: ==> Ponder it’s orangacity. Is this as orange as it can be? Alchemiter: ==> Soda: Be Blasphemously so. TT: Almost there. TT: Okay. TT: ==> Turn on speech-to-text. Pester AR. AR [AR] joined chat. ~~ 3 ~~ TT: AR. AR: What. TT: How would you go about making a bottle of soda bottomless? AR: I’ll say it once more, with feeling. What? TT: I’ve already got it permanently cold. Next step’s bottomless. AR: Dude, I have no idea. Maybe try combining it with like, a faucet? AR: Or another bottle of soda? TT: That just makes it more orangey. AR: Oh, obviously. AR: Look, I don’t know, man. Maybe draw an infinity symbol, or a mirror, or any number of weird, bullshitty game mechanic things. TT: Gee, thanks. AR: What makes you think I could’ve helped? Jeez. Rude. Look, I’m busy watching all the shit on your new manimetop. AR: I’ll talk to you later. AR [AR] disconnected. TT: … TT: ==> Become inspired. TT: ==> Combine FOREVER-COLD JUGGALO REPELLANT || MÖBIUS STRIP. TT: Please work. TT: ==> Hope. Alchemiter: ==> Forever-Cold Juggalo Repellant || Möbius Strip = ORANGE MÖBIUS INFINITE SODA TT: Today is the best day of my life. TT: ==> Drink soda. Alchemiter: ==> Upon opening the soda, the scent of beautiful, orangey goodness wafts into the air. TT: ==> Shed a single, silent tear. Alchemiter: ==> Soda: Be the orangiest. TT: What could top this? TT: Nothing. Ever, TT: Wait. TT: ==> Combine ORANGE MÖBIUS INFINITE SODA && LIL CAL || SAWTOOTH. Alchemiter: ==> Orange Möbius Infinite Soda && Lil Cal || Sawtooth = JUGGALO JUICE SLAM POET TT: ==> Marvel. Alchemiter: ==> This android seems to be lauging quietly in between raps. It is powered by Faygo and it vaguely resembles Cal. TT: ==> Offer tentative brofist. Alchemiter: ==> “HEEHEEHEE HOOHOOHOO HAAHAAHAA” Alchemiter: ==> “HOOHOOHOO” Alchemiter: ==> “HEEHEEHEE” TT: I have an even better idea. Alchemiter: ==> “HAAHAAHAA” TT: ==> Combine JUGGALO JUICE SLAM POET && PHILOSO-RAPPER || LIL CAL. Alchemiter: ==> It seems the Juggalo Juice Slam Poet won’t stay still long enough to be capchalogued. Alchemiter: ==> And it won’t. Alchemiter: ==> STOP Alchemiter: ==> LAUGHING. TT: This is terrifying. TT: Okay. TT: But will it strife? TT: There’s the- TT: Oh fuck. Sawtooth’s in there. TT: So. I know what I need to do. TT: ==> Combine PHILOSO-RAPPER && LIL CAL || SICKASS SWORD. Alchemiter: ==> Philoso-Rapper && Lil Cal || Sickass Sword = CUTTING EDGE PUPPET SLICER TT: ==> Examine this new creation. Alchemiter: ==> This sword has a mechanical hilt with a copy of Cal’s head on the pommel. The hilt releases a laugh strikingly similar to the Slam Poet android’s whenever it slices through anything. TT: ==> Engage in strife with JUGGALO JUICE SLAM POET. Alchemiter: ==> HAAHAAHAA HOOHOOHOO HEEHEEHEE Alchemiter: ==> The android begins flashstepping circles around you. Literally. TT: This is far too much laughing. Alchemiter: ==> JUGGALO JUICE SLAM POET/CALDROID: Laugh more. Alchemiter: ==> HEEHEEHE Alchemiter: ==> HAAHOOHEE TT: ==> Engage in a flashstep tango of a strife. Alchemiter: ==> HAAHAAHAA HOOHOOHOO HAAHAAHAA HEEHEEHEE Alchemiter: ==> With every movement, the android continues laughing. That insane, puppety laugh… Alchemiter: ==> The maniacal, mechanical being slapped you with the back of it’s hand before flashstepping away. TT: Dammit. TT: ==> Decapitate. Alchemiter: ==> As it moves away, it trips and falls forward onto the Puppet Slicer’s blade. A creepy, puppet head rolled forward to land at your feet. TT: That was pretty much the worst. Alright, then. Alchemiter: ==> HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEH-eeheehee TT: ==> Sigh, and push the corpse off the roof. TT: ==> There’s a sword stuck through its neck. That’s not creepy at all. Alchemiter: ==> Caldroid: Descend TT: Hum a haunting refrain.

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Glass Headed Protogens

Some glass headed protogens! First one's Orange Soda while the second is a Neopolitan milkshake! I had a lot of fun making them and challenging myself to work on making liquid effects.

If anyone asks, no they're not a closed or open species offset of protogens. They're just a little a idea I wanted to challenge myself with!