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This is an 0C fr0m DnD that I s0metimes play as.

They are an AFAB Agender halfling named Canes (Kane-ass) Greenb0ttle.

They usually just try t0 fight everything except f0r animals, which they have a maj0r s0ft-sp0t (they cried when they f0und a pair 0f dead h0rses)

When we were ab0ut t0 g0 fight this Wizard named Glass staff in 0ne 0f 0ur first campaigns, the first m0ve they made was t0 push this big, p0werful wizard, sitting in this fancy as fuck r00m, 0ff his chair.

That was h0w c0mbat started.

Later they bit his leg and he fainted (it w0uld have been the killing bl0w but we were 0nly trying t0 kn0ck him 0ut)

After defeating him, Canes br0ke the chair he’d been sitting 0n.

The arms are pretty shitty, but 0therwise I think it l00ks 0k.

I have this oc they don't get a name. I call them Protag (much like the Protag from Elevator Hitch, even though they got nothing In common (yes this is an unpaid add for Elevator Hitch)) anyway

They got sad wet kicked cat energy. They lives centuries dying and coming back to the same body, still doesn't know how tf the body still works (it's thorough magic), but doesn't have fcking time to figure out, since there's crazy people going after him for his juicy immortality, it's just like they never get the memmo that it doesn't matter how many times they kill Protag, Protag just can't get rid of it

There's also this equally sad wet kicked cat, BUT he does puts on a convincing act to seem like an arrogant little bitch (he is, but he's an arrogant little bitch with Trauma™)(and is also a god) he's also the one who cursed Protag with immortality. But now isn't powerful enough to take it from them, since he's weaker now

So they just kinda. Get together, sometimes? Protag is just too tired to feel enraged anymore. And Little Bitch God is too depressed to feel too much guilt