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Back from Monk Jail. I had to piss in a bucket. The sacrifices I make to serve the sacred heart of Jesus... as a Vriska kintype I wish to put my superior monks in their place, but I musn't... I will supress my Rage.

Wait you're Irish? No wonder we hate each other.

~ Sincerely, Statler (British)

I try so very hard to forgive you beans-on-toast tramps and I find my heart's reserves barren regardless

Girl are you drinking hand sanitizer?

Oh, hand sanitizer, how you fill the void whisky left in my heart, that which passes passes like clouds and yet you remain steadfast and true. Sing, O gel of the angels' distillery, that I might hear thy voice and join you, voices entwined in the jubilee of freedom. I reach through the shadows with you at my side, unafraid.