Misc.txt - Tumblr Posts

Can you fucking imagine living in the timeline where the Trump assassination is successful and like a week later Biden keels over of Covid

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

this has got to be a psyop there's no way

indeed

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

If any mutuals have zero noters that theyre embarrassed of youre free to call me over to like your post just dm me the post and i will give you a single like even if we never talked i will like it Unless you said something stupid and harmful that i dont agree with but other than that if you want someone to upgrade a zeronoter to a onenoter im here

Online bio at age 14: "I'm Casey/Redegg441 but you can call me Red! 14/cis girl/demisexual heteroromantic, white ( 25% Irish 15% italian), Oklahoma fangirl. She/her. I have anxiety, depression and asthma. I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, The Eragon Trilogy, Percy Jackson, anime, FMA, Death Note, Steven Universe Harry Potter, TMNT, MLP. I like making digital art but I'm not very good. DNI racists, pedophiles, transphobes, mean people, dog haters, etc. feel free to send me an ask and I'll tell you anything! Check out my besties: bpdpearlsteven, freshpony, zeeeenberyl, TheTardisWarrior

Online bio at age 30: bug with a big ass

Do you BLAST people on other websites, or just here on Tumblr?

tumblr is the only place on the internet i can tell someone their hornypost is genetically identical to a fish and everyone will just nod sagely

he would not fucking have that vocabulary to describe his situation with

I DONT WANT TO BE A DISUSTING PIG ANY MORE

How are my sweetie pees

not to be a lesbian but i need to see her suffer for what she did

I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts” 

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

stop putting pop culture references in online quizzes i don’t know what anything is

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services