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Note(s): 2003 has me in a chokehold so I might accidentally mix their personalities, also you can probably tell who my favourite turtle is đ
I've only seen this movie once, and I can't afford to go to the cinema again so I'm sorry that I didn't write a lot!
Leonardo

Leo basically has a full time job of trying to impress you, one time he even tried to drive a car and do tricks for you. It, unsurprisingly, went so bad that Splinter grounded him for a week.
While Splinter has always dug in that humans were dangerous and hateful, which is semi true, meeting April and you have diluted Leonardo's faith in that. He realises that you're just... People. People who make mistakes, who need to change, and who largely, have changed.
He likes learning about things you take for granted everyday, what was school like? Have you ever been to a restaurant? Do you like going outside a lot? Do you have a pet? Etc, etc.
Leo needs to try really hard in school because he's not naturally talented in science or math like Donatello, so he appreciates any help you can give him! He surprisingly likes homework, he views it like training, sort of like something to improve his skills.
He 100% searches a 'how to flirt' wikihow and gets absolutely slammed by his brothers for trying some of the worst pickup lines in history on you.
Leonardo wants to train you with self defense skills if you don't know any already, he puts on the training videos that Splinter used to learn himself and teach Leo and his brothers, so that you two can at least spend time by training together.
Raphael

Despite loving violence and fighting, he's always happy and his rage is never directed at you, he even tries to get you to let out your anger by training sometimes.
If you don't know how to fight, or don't want to learn, then he's perfectly fine with just giving you one of his sais and letting you stab a punching bag with it, or something.
Raph occasionally gets into more friendly fights and sparring matches with his brothers or classmates, he's always bragging to you about how cool he was and how awesome it was to fight.
He likes it when you initiate hugs or hand holding, it's not that he's embarrassed or doesn't want to initiate affection, or even have it at all, but Raph isn't the best at guessing what you want without outright asking. Which he does do a lot, but he feels awkward constantly asking for a hug, and he lets you know that he's always up for one.
Raphael doesn't want you in danger, but he does 100% egg you on to participate in fights and pull some chaos, even if minuscule.
Donatello

He's a complete dork and LOVES to try and impress you with knowledge on your favourite musical artists, TV shows and movies, etc, etc. Donnie gets super into anything you're into, and he even tries to subtly get you interested in things like K-pop or science, if you're not interested in them already.
Always rants about his interests, he could go on for HOURS about the hidden messages in a music video, especially when he can get out more often and speak to more people about what he likes.
He's so curious about humans and their biological functions, don't be weird not like that, he always used to watch documentaries to Splinter and his brothers confusion.
Donnie frequently imagines what life would be like without a shell, with his skin a different texture, with his ears all weird and sticking out, he constantly asks you questions about living as a human.
He adores it if you know a lot about biology, especially if you know about turtle biology, even if he and his brothers are different than regular turtles for obvious reasons.
Donnie loves holding your hand, whenever he's nervous, or if you're nervous, he likes squeezing your hand and just holding it for a while. Even if it's kind of awkward because of his three fingers.
Michelangelo

Mikey loves showing off his ninja skills to you. Oh, you're just watching a movie? Watch him do the stunt from that one scene about fifty times.
He doesn't have much of a 'taste' in movies or music, he just sort of watches whatever captures his interest. His most watched media consists of an intense crime documentary and Pingu.
Mikey loves hugging you, no matter what you're doing he just (â シâ Ďâ シâ )â ă¤â ââ (â シâ Ďâ シâ ) His favourite way of hugging you is from behind, because then you can do whatever you want and he isn't bothering you, but he also gets to give you a hug.
As the youngest sibling, Michelangelo loves getting you involved in pranks that involve screwing over his brothers. He will beg you, BEG YOU, to let him stand on your shoulders to place a bucket of water on top of a door, to help him dye his brothers masks the wrong colours, basically anything!
He loves making friends and would like to meet your friends and family, that is if you have any or have a good relationship with them, and if you do, he's trying to impress them so he can in turn impress you.
He also expects you to get along with his family, you don't need to constantly hang out with them, but he likes to have the knowledge that his family accepts and trusts you, he also likes to have the knowledge that you trust his family.
While not being the most perfect and strong guy, he has full respect for you and he shows it in semi unconventional ways. Mikey constantly likes to play video games with you, and while he's never been able to play the newest or most expensive, he may or may not steal a game or two just for you.
If you have a console, PC or even just a god damn phone that can handle a decent game, expect you two to play for HOURS.
What shows both his family and you that he does truly love you is when he gives you a slice of his pizza, if you're vegan or allergic to his favourite flavour, he'll order what you can eat instead of what he wants.
His brothers genuinely have a full hour of just staring in shock at you and him when that happens.
The Turtles walking in on you training..with an interesting playlist
TMNT 2012 x Reader
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Donatello

⢠The turtles had left for patrol when you had arrived to spar with Splinter. It was relatively quiet, only the sound of rushing water in the background. Nearly every session with Splinter, the boys were gone.
⢠âY/n, Iâm glad you made it.â Splinter spoke, standing in the dojo, presumably awaiting for your arrival. You dropped your bag in a corner on the room, giving Splinter a small smile. âSorry about the wait Splinter, I was enjoying my walk.â
⢠Splinter gave you a small chuckle in response, knowing how you were. You were rarely late so he had let this slide this time. Not too long ago, you started to spar with music playing. Splinter did not mind, seeing how it had helped your focus.
⢠With your speaker, you pressed play on your T-Phone that Donatello had given you. It was better than buying your own after all. As soon as the music started to play, you got into position, bowing to your sensei.
⢠âSo If you ain't got no money take yo' broke ass home
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S
yeah G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-Sâ
⢠Training with Splinter was a challenge, greater than the turtles. Music is was pushed you, pushed your body to learn as they had. With a swift swoop on your leg, Splinter had fallen, laying on his back. Stepping back, you offered a hand to your sensei, to which he gladly took.
⢠You were shocked. This was the first time you had taken down Splinter. âWowâ you thought. Mikey couldnât even do that, even by accident. Your efforts had really paid off.
⢠âWe flying the first class
Up in the sky
Poppin' champagne
Livin' my lifeâ
⢠âYou have done well, my child. You have improved greatly over these few months. You may go if you wish.â Splinter complimented. âThank you sensei, though I wish to train more, if I can.â You replied, a smile ever evident on your face. Getting a compliment from Splinter had meant a lot. You had worked hard to prefect ninjitsu.
⢠âAs you wish Y/n. I will be in my quarters if you need me.â With that, you were alone. Walking over to the punching bag, you threw punches, kicks, anything you knew at the poor thing. The music almost echoing out your grunts and growls.
⢠What you had failed to noticed was the turtles were back. Specifically, Donatello at the entrance of the dojo, marveling at your skills, as well as interested in your choice of music.
⢠He enjoyed music, sometimes. He worked better in silence, thatâs where you both differed from one another. He didnât mind though. If it worked for you, it worked for him.
â˘He stayed silent, watching your every move. He rarely has seen you spar. Yes, you had all trained together, but never one on one time. Everyone knew you liked your privacy and didnât bother you. Except Mikey on occasion.
⢠âDonnie! When did you get here?â You half yelled, clutching your chest, scared half to death. The terrapin snapped out of his trance, immediately putting his hand behind his head. âOh, nothing really. I just came to check everything was okay?â He lied, his green skin carrying a deep blush, his gap tooth smile apparent.
⢠âSo youâre spying on me?â You giggled, walking over to the speaker, turning it off. âI-IâŚno? I was curious about the music?â The terrapin tried to defend, but couldnât find any words. It was true he was curious about your music tastes.
â˘Walking over to your turtle, you kissed his cheek. âYou know you can always ask to watch or train with me, ya know.â You stated, giving the turtle a small smile. Donatello was lost in words, a sappy smile on his face. âDefinitely.â He replied, his words lovesick.
â˘Giving Donatello a small pat on his cheek with your bandaged hand, you walked out of the dojo, the terrapin following shortly after, asking you about what you listen to, clinging to your hip. To which resulted in you indulging him in your favorite songs later that night, watching him enjoy them.
Raphael

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â˘Least to say, you were pissed. School had gone terribly and not to mention, you gotten into an argument with a teacher, resulting you getting detention for a few days. It wasnât even your fault. The teacher had messed up your grade and refused to fix it due to your âattitudeâ. That asshole.
⢠Even if your first day of detention started, you skipped, opting to go to the lair instead. It was your safe space and you really needed to let your anger out. When you entered the lair, the brothers had greeted you, but you strutted passed them, not speaking a word, not even bothering with a glance. Your only goal was to get to the dojo.
⢠âY/n, babe, whatâs wrong?â Raphael tried to reason, trying to catch up with you. Sure, Raphael was a hothead, but he cared for you. It was rare you ignored him and his brothers. âNothing Raph. Leave me alone.â You spat, getting straight to the point. âY/n talk to m-â Before Raphael could finish his sentence, the doors to the dojo, you leaving him in the dust.
â˘âFine! Be that way!â He huffed, his lips turning into a snarl as he walked back to the living room. Picking up one of his comics, he kept to himself. That was until his brother piped up. âWhat was that all about Raph? Are they okay?â Leonardo asked, a bit worried. You were like a sibling to him. âDunno and donât care right now. They want to be alone then let them.â Raphael replied, annoyance in his tone. With that Leonardo left him alone, going back to watching Space Heroâs.
â˘You didnât mean to be an ass. You really hadnât. Raphael didnât deserve that and you knew it. You were just so angry and it had got the best of you. Sighing, you turned up your music and bandaged your hands. Youâd apologize after you had calmed down.
⢠âGirl, you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now
So, baby, kiss me through the phoneâ
⢠With every punch, every grunt, your angry slowly dispersed, your mind going blank. The punching bag had taken many hits, yet, it seemed as if you were making its life a living hell. Throwing a left hook, you realized you had messed up when you made contact with the worn leather. Hissing as you pull your hand back, seeing fresh cuts upon your knuckles. âDamnit.â You muttered.
â˘A little blood never stopped you, whipping your knuckles against your jeans, going back to throwing punches, maybe a little more careful this time. You had always been a stubborn one. Itâs one of the ways you a Raphael had connected. âBirds of a feather, flock togetherâ they say.
â˘It had been a while since you had been in the dojo, not a word from you, only a faint nose echoing from the room. It started to worry Raphael, something must have really bothered you and you always came to him.
â˘Putting down his comic, he got up from the couch. âIâm going to check up on Y/n.â He told Michelangelo, walking over to the room, getting a âGood luck bro.â from his brother. Thankfully you didnât lock the door, so he easily snuck in.
⢠âBaby, I know that you like me, you my future wifey
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, yeah
You can be my Bonnie, I can be your Clydeâ
⢠Music filled his ears, earning a smirk from the turtle in red. You wouldnât suspect it to be his style, but he found it kind of catchy. Leaning on the wall, legs crossed, he decided to finally speak. âSo this is what you listen to.â He teased.
⢠Nearly giving yourself whiplash, you turned to see your boyfriend watching you across the room. Deciding the punching bag needed a rest, you put your hands on your hips, Raphael noticing your bloody hand.
⢠âHey it helps me when training, plus itâs a damn classic thank you.â You defended, giving your terrapin a cocky smile. âClassic? Sure babe, whatever you say.â Raphael said, trying to ruffle you up. Pushing himself off the wall, he made his way to you, grabbing your bloodied hand, rubbing it gently with a finger. âNext time, be careful. I donât want you hurting yourself.â He spoke, kissing each knuckle before letting go of your hand.
⢠Blushing, you brushed back your hair. âI didnât mean to, swung a little high and hit the chains. Iâm okay I promise Red.â You replied. âAnd, Iâm sorry about earlier. I didnât mean to take my anger out on you. Itâs just been a rough day.â You continued.
⢠âIt happens Y/n. Next time, come find me and we can fix it, just hit the bag if ya want.â Raphael suggested, making you feel a little better. âIâd like that Red.â
⢠âDo you wanna spar with me for a bit? Youâre already here.â You suggested, shrugging your shoulders a bit. âEh why not, I could let off some steam.â Raphael replied, getting into a stance.
⢠âIâm so beating your ass.â You teased, chuckling as you bent down, tugging at your pants legs a bit. âOh you wish princess.â The terrapin growled playfully. Narrowing your eyes, you ran towards him, going in for a jab. Dodging, Raphael took the offense side, picking you up and tossing you on the ground, landing on your back.
⢠âBaby, I been thinking lately so much about you
Everything about you, I like it, I love it
Kissing you in public, thinking nothing of it
Roses by the dozen, talking on the phoneâ
⢠With a prideful look, Raphael looked down at you, arms crossed.âNext time, Iâm picking the music.â Oh how you wanted to strangle the smugness out of him.
Leonardo

⢠It was a normal day, for the most part. You opted out of training with the brothers. Wanting to do some alone work. They had understood, they had their private days as well. Walking into the dojo, the brothers were almost done training for the day. Sitting between Donatello and Michelangelo, you greeted them and were caught up on what they were training on. You nodded and looked forward, just in time to see Leonardo lay a finishing blow on Raphael.
â˘Before anything could escalate, Splinter split up the two turtles. Now dismissed, each turtle left the room. Well, except the turtle in blue. Getting up, you walked towards him. âYou did good out there today honey. Maybe go a little easy on Raph sometime.â You giggled, giving your turtle a peck on the cheek.
⢠âIf I did that, heâd be boasting about it for weeks. You know how his ego is Y/n.â Leonardo stated, flashing you a small smile. Shrugging, you took to grabbing your bucket of chalk in the corner of the room. âI know him like the back on my hand Leo, but still. Go easy on him sometimes. He is your brother after all.â
â˘Earning a chuckle, Leonardo started to walk out of the room. âIâll think about it. Good luck. If you need me, you know where I am.â With that, he was gone. You rolled your eyes at his response, humoring him. Theyâd never stop their feud.
⢠With your hands coated in chalk, music on, you were in your zone. For a human, you were pretty strong, especially since you started training with the turtles and Splinter. They had given you a good workout throughout the years, you earning a good amount of muscle.
⢠âI got a feeling
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good, good nightâ
⢠Lifting weighs was no issue, it gave you peace of mind more than anything now. Years ago, this wouldâve been a struggle, but now, it was a pastime. Knuckles white from clutching the bar, the weights lift down then up, getting close to your nose before lifting above the resting bars. âsevenâŚeightâŚnine.â You grunted, starting to work up a small sweat. It had been a minute since you had touched the bench press.
⢠You didnât know how long you had been in the dojo, or how much time had passed. All you knew was that your arms had started to ache. Letting the weight bar rest in its rightful place, you got up, deciding to stretch as you took a short break. Humming to the music, you failed to recognize your favorite turtle sitting not too far from you.
⢠The leader in blue originally came in to tell you dinner was on the table, but the music had caught his attention. He wouldnât admit it but he had been tapping his foot to the rhythm while watching you work. It really amazed him how far you could push yourself.
⢠Turning around, arms in air, you looked down and gave out a small scream. âLeo! Come on you know better than to sneak up on me!â You scolded, arms resting at your sides. Lifting his hands, Leonardo stood, âSorry baby, didnât mean to scare you. I came in to tell you pizzas here but I got distracted.â
⢠âLet's paint the town, we'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof, and then we'll do it again
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it
And do it, and do it, let's live it upâ
⢠âYou could warn someone next time. I could have hit you Leo.â You warned, going to turn off your music, deciding that was enough for the day. âWhat am I going to do with you?â You asked, nudging his shoulder.
⢠âSend me a like to your playlist?â He replied, following you to the kitchen, grabbing a slice of pizza. âIâll think about it big blue.â You giggled, biting into your dinner.
Michelangelo

⢠âComeoncomeoncomeon.â You growled, nearly shaking the arcade machine, your terrapin cheering you on. You had been playing Centipede for the past hour and the levels were getting more difficult by the minute. âNO!â You screamed, eyes wide, the screen reading âGame Overâ. You nearly wanted to cry, you were so close the beating this level but no you just had to mess up.
⢠âItâs okay angelcakes! I canât even beat that level. But you were sooo close!â Michelangelo encouraged, shaking your shoulder. âThanks Mikey. Iâll never get past this level. That stupid bug gets me every time.â Giving the machine a glare, like it would give you a response.
⢠Feeling something was off, you turned to the fun loving turtle. âDo you know what time it is?â Michelangelo shrugged, looking at his T-Phone. âThree. Why dudette, got somewhere to be?â
⢠Your eyes widened. You were late to training with Master Splinter. This was not good. âI gotta go! Splinter is waiting for me!â You yelled, running off before the terrapin could say anything. âOkay then.â He thought, turning his attention to the arcade machine. Maybe he could beat the level for you. Maybe
⢠Racing into the dojo, you huffed out a lung. âSensei I am so sorry! I didnât realize what time it was. Me and Mikey were playi-â Without even a glance, Splinter gave his first order. âTen flips.â
⢠âWhat? For being a little late?â You replied, aghast. Glancing at you from over his shoulder, he gave you the look. âDo you want to make it thirty?â He asked, more threatened. You shook your head quickly, doing as was told. He knew how much you hated flips, it was the one thing you were still working on.
⢠âOne senseiâŚtwo senseiâŚâ you grunted, trying on the third, yet falling flat on your ass. Sighing, you got up and continued, this time landing the flip. âIâm buying a watchâ You thought, legs already aching. âAnd ten sensei.â You puffed, bending over, trying to suck in as much air as you physically could.
⢠âNext time do not be late.â Splinter warned, facing towards you. âNow get in position.â As your training went on, you got a little better. Dodging a move or two. Trying to sneak up on Splinter, earned you a kick to the stomach, flying backwards until you hit the tree. Groaning, you slowly got up, the wind knocked out of you.
⢠With a few words of advice, Splinter has dismissed you, training done for the day. Opting to stay in the dojo, you had turned on your music, waving Splinter a good bye. He was tough, but fair. You knew having him as a sensei was a privilege and you appreciated it. But seriously, fuck those flips.
⢠âParty in Ipanema, baby!
I want to party
I want to samba
I want to party
I want to samba
I want to party
And live my lifeâ
â˘Grabbing your chain whip, you slashed at the dummyâs, slashing new rips and tears into the worn leather and fabric. The weapon had been tough to work with. It was a whip after all, not to mention really sharp. But with some practice you had gotten the hang of it and now were a master.
⢠âTake that! And that! You dummyâs are no match for me!â You growled, lifting your weapon left to right, stuffing tossing in the air, leaving a mess you would clean up later.
⢠While you were training, Michelangelo had finally beaten the level. Did it take several tries? Yes. Did he look up a cheat code because he got frustrated? He wouldnât tell. Yet, he was proud he had finally gotten to the next level, he abandoned the game, running for you. Stopping in his tracks, at the doors of the dojo, he could hear music playing. âWeird, they donât do that.â The turtle thought. Opening the doors, he could get a clear sound.
⢠âImma fly, fly just like a bird
(But you are a bird! )
Oh yeah, you're right,
So let me fly just like a rocket, then (okay)
Fly so high where I need to come down for oxygen
Cause once we start it, baby, ain't no ain't no stoppin'â
⢠âHey Iâm liking this angelcakes!â The terrapin shouted, starting to let his limbs loose, moving with the music, completely forgetting about the game. You glanced over, used to his outbursts. It was Michelangelo after all. You laughed a bit, putting down your weapon. âI can see that Mikey.â
⢠Deciding to turn the music up, you moved next to your boyfriend, humoring him. You had to let yourself loose once in a while. Bumping your hips into him, you laughed, Mikey giggling with you. No matter how hard training could be, Mikey could always cheer you up. âCan I pick the next song?â âSure Mikey.â
Could I request for headcanons of TMNT 2014 turtles heard their usually sweet crush GN Reader singing Wolf in A Sheep's Clothing by Set It Off?
Oooh! I remember this song from middle school. Brings back memories. I hope you enjoy! Remember requests are open!!
TMNT Bayverse! Turtles hearing GN! Reader sing to a different type of music
Raphael

⢠Oh god where do I start. You and Raphael were an unlikely pair to begin with. The terrapin knew there was something more about you other than your sweet nature.
⢠âBaa baa, black sheep, have you any soul? No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jill's a little whore, and her alibis are dirty tricks.â You sang, a singular earbud in, hearing yourself with your free ear.
⢠Raphael was a bit surprised, but it had only proved his theory there was more to you then any one knew. âI fucking knew it.â Swiping a thumb over his lower lip, walking over to you. âWhatâs a pretty thing like you listening to such things like that.â He chuckled, noticing your embarrassment.
⢠Embarrassed was the least you were, in fact, you were more scared than anything. Your boyfriend scaring the hell out of you. âRaph! God- you scared the crap outta me!â You huffed, crossing your arms, turning to face the turtle. âAnd uh- you know I can have other interests.â
⢠Raphael couldnât help but roll his eyes at the human in front of him, taking the earbud, putting it in his own ear. âItâs not half bad.â He muttered, watching you try to jump to get your earbud. âHey! Thatâs mine!â âSorry sweet cheeks, but I think Iâm going explore this side of you a little longer.â
Donatello

⢠When he had first heard your music, he let you be. If it was your interest, he wouldnât push on it. Though he did do some research, hearing a few lyrics from one of your songs. âHmmm.â Pushing his glasses up, light reflecting against the lens.
⢠âAre you depressed?â Donatello asked, hearing you come into the lab, door shutting behind you. âHuh?â âAccording to my calculations and something searching. A certain type of people listen to what youâve got playing right now.â Pointing to your earbud, barley able to feel the sound waves buzzing through, to which you were currently mumbling to.
⢠With a blanketed face of realization, you started to giggle. âNo no Donnie. Here, listen.â Taking out your earbud, putting it into Donatellos own. You sink your teeth into the people you depend on. Infecting everyone, you're quite the problem
⢠The terrapins face was mostly unreadable, but after a moment he seemed to enjoy it. âMy music has meanings hidden in them, I like to explore music as a whole Donnie. Iâm not depressed. It helps me relax or get lost in my thoughts.â You explained. Nodding the purple turtle handed back your earbud.
⢠âOh- uh sorry Y/n. Maybe you can send me a few links?â He asked, gesturing to your phone. âActually I have another plan in mind.â Getting comfortable in his lap, you started to make a playlist on his computer, hooking it up to his speakers. As soon as you hit play, that was probably the loudest the lab had ever been.
Leonardo

⢠Leonardo wasnât one to really judge anyone based on their interests so when he heard you singing to yourself in his room, he more curious than anything. âWhatâre you listening to hun?â
⢠Jumping at the terrapins voice, you threw your earbud on the bed, looking up. âOh Leo. Itâs just you.â Clutching your chest, taking in some deep breaths. âFor the love of god please knock.â
⢠An amused smirk scribbled on his face, his sat on the edge of his bed, making it squeak. âIt is my room Y/n.â He pointed out, looking down at the earbud, picking it up between his green fingers. âWhat is this?â
â˘Eyeing your boyfriend, you crawled over. âItâs called âWolf in Sheepâs Clothingâ. Give it a listen.â. Popping the earbud in, the terrapin furrowed his nonexistent eyebrows, listening to the lyrics and rhythm. After a few moments, he handed you back your earbud. âItâs not my type of music, but if you like it, go for it hun.â
⢠Lifting a brow, you opted to turn off your music. âYouâre not gonna question it? I mean, it is a little different.â Shaking his head, he stood up, arching his back until he heard a satisfying pop. âY/n, your music tastes are the least surprising thing Iâve experienced. I live with Mikey.â He joked, which was sort of rare for him. âYeah.â You got up too, craning your neck to look at the turtle. âYouâre right.â âCome on letâs get some pizza. The guys are waiting.â
Michelangelo

⢠This turtle was into anything. Rap, dubstep, pop, literally nothing was bad in his mind. I mean, he had his own playlist listing from Brittney Spears to 50 Cent.
⢠He knew you mostly listened to K-pop and such, which he didnât mind. He didnât understand what they were saying but he liked the beat and rhythm that was usually going on.
â˘But this was new. Seeing you singing along to one of your songs. âNow, let's not get overzealous here. You've always been a huge piece of shit. If I could kill you, I would.â Now this took him back a bit. It was a different genre for him, and especially for you. Nonetheless he was deterred.
⢠âWow angelcakes. Iâm liking it.â Announcing his presence. Before you could even react, the earbud was already in his ear. âBut itâs frowned upon in all fifty statesssss.â He muttered, somewhat slow due to the lyrics being new to him. âYou shouldâve let me know you listen to this! Itâs awesome!â
⢠It was your turn to be surprised, but at the same time you were happy. âI just thought youâd think it was weird.â Confessing to your terrapin, twiddling with your thumbs. âCome on, itâs not weird if you like it.â He replied, tossing a wink your way, making you blush. âGet over here, itâs getting to the chorus!â Pulling you into his lap, shoving the piece into your ear. He was right, this is awesome.
Somebody I Used To Know
Summary: Memory gone, you live your new life, until you spot someone on the television
The Shredder x GN! Reader

Lonely; without companions; solitary. The definition fit you well. Throughout your life you made friends, lost them, so forth and so on. You werenât unfriendly or anything, but rather empty. Your heart, soul, yearned for something, but you couldnât scratch even the surface.
You made due, pushing through the school days and work. Finding if you were always busy, you could push your ghosts away. Until one day, you had a day off, and decided to relax for a bit. A little tv wouldnât hurt, would it?
Screen flashing, you switched channel after channel. Landing on a kids show, a certain character caught your eye. His voice was like static, dawning a metal suit with a purple cape. Setting the remote down, you let yourself drown episode after episode.
You never crushed on anyone, so why is your chest beating so hard now? Was it his charisma? Possibly his physique? You couldnât really pinpoint it. All you knew, you didnât feel as empty, like something was filling the void.
As weeks went by, you had a new routine, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles taking over your free time. You couldnât help it, Shredder captivated you. It was strange, turning off the television made your heart pause, but when you saw his face, heard his voice, it pressed play.
You felt soâŚalive. People didnât matter anymore, you were happy, in some ways, but still happy. Your chest didnât hurt as much, pangs here and there. Today was no different, turning on the television just in time for a new episode. Singing along with the theme song, you couldnât help but smile, eyes never leaving the villains view.
âGod heâs cute.â Thinking to yourself, leaning back into your chair, palm supporting your head. Your cheeks formed a pink hue, toothy smile written onto your face, watching a new scheme play out on screen.
âWhere did you take them!?â Shredder screamed, nearly pleading to the turtles. It made been years since his lover disappeared. Shredder knew the turtles were harmless, but they mustâve taken them. Right?
âWe donât know where they are!â Raphael replied, sais twirling in his hands. âWe cared for them too Shred-Head!â
The Shredder wanted to scream, tear Raphaelâs throat out, but all he managed was a snarl, eyebrows nearly touching. âLies! Where is Y/n?!â Pointing his index finger, commanding his henchmen to attack.
âWait, what?â Sitting up in your chair, you couldnât believe what you heard. He said your name. Your..name? It mustâve been a coincidence. Thereâs millions of people with the same name. You couldnât shake the feeling away, the one you had grown accustomed to, was now growing, molding into something different, forming into a headache.
Groaning, you rubbed your temples, eyes glued to the screen. As scenes went by, the fight came and went, the episode ending with Oroku Saki holding a picture. Was that you? âOh my god.â Your voice, barely above a whisper, pain overtaking your body, forcing you to your knees, hands pressing against your head.
Then, the pain went away, replacing itself with pictures, videosâŚ.memories. You realized they were memories. Shredder holding you close at night, wrapping his arms around you. Setting you a plate at dinner. Your first kiss. All of it, flashing before your eyes.
You saw it; the day you disappeared. It was any other day, working on the techno-drone, drilling in some metal. Your head hurt, like it had moments ago, then, you were here. A small child with a new mother and father.
As quickly as the memories came, they left, leaving you a mess on the ground. You had lived a lie, believing you were just a no one, but you were someone, to him, to everyone there.
And there was nothing you could do. You were stuck, dimensions away from your lover, your family. âWhy?â Your words forming into sobs. Hands covering your face as you mourned. âI wanna go home.â Begging did nothing, pleading did nothing. You were a ghost in a shell, lost in time.
For years you wished the void in your heart was filled, now, you regretted it. The only way you could find peace in your life was through a plastic screen. There, you could see a glimpse of your old life, watching Shredder as the days went by. You werenât there anymore, but maybe, he could feel you here, through the screen.
Thank you to everyone slowly trickling into my inbox with requests. I love you all even if it's taking me literal years to get shit posted. I love being able to pop into my inbox and see more requests its honestly so fun. I'm slowly working on your guys' requests when I get the free time so keep sending more!
So far I've been working on:
Professor Kukui smut. Not an x reader but honestly it's such a lovingly detailed absolutely filthy request I can't wait to get it posted.
Standoffish!Reader x Gamzee
Marvus x Reader fluff. It's so sweet guys!
Mallek x Reader one-shot. Not specified the ask just says "Mallek x Reader pls?".
TMNT!Mikey x Artist!Reader
Platonic!Quicksilver x Reader. ANON IDK YOU BUT WE ARE KISSING. KISSING I TELL YOU.
Nightcrawler x Reader request that was literally just "I'm here to enable you. Give me a Nightcrawler x Reader so indulgent you wouldn't even show your friends." I think it is the same anon who sent the platonic Quicksilver request and I want you to know we're married now. The honeymoon draws near. I am signing over all my wordly assets amen.
Hey there! I want to give a request for Raphael, Leonardo, Donnatello and Michaelangelo who have S/O who isn't usually expressive and always so stoic that you might even think they are a robot but then they did something really silly and that's when they heard their s/o laughing for the first time.
TMNT boys Reaction to stoic s/o laughing in front of them for the first time.
Leo:

Leo had always admired his significant other's calm and collected demeanor. They were always so stoic, rarely showing any emotion, which sometimes made Leo wonder if they were even capable of feeling anything at all. But deep down, he knew there was more to them than meets the eye.
One day, while Leo was training in the dojo, his S/O came in to watch. As Leo practiced his moves, he couldn't help but steal glances at them, hoping for some sort of reaction. But as usual, they remained expressionless, their eyes fixed on him with unwavering focus.
But then, out of nowhere, Leo slipped on a training mat and fell flat on his shell. And to his surprise, he heard a sound he never thought he'd hear from his S/O - laughter. It was soft and gentle, but it was genuine.
Leo looked up in shock, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment. His S/O quickly composed themselves, trying to hide their amusement behind a neutral facade. But Leo couldn't help but smile, feeling a warmth in his heart at the sound of their laughter.
From that day on, Leo made it his mission to bring out more of his S/O's hidden emotions. He would do silly things, tell bad jokes, and even watch cheesy shows with them, all in the hopes of hearing that beautiful sound of laughter once again. And as they shared more lighthearted moments together, Leo knew that their relationship was stronger than ever.
Raph:

Raphael had always known that his significant other was not the most expressive person. They were always so stoic and serious, rarely showing any emotion. It sometimes made him wonder if they were even capable of laughing or smiling. But he loved them nonetheless, appreciating their calm and composed nature that balanced out his own fiery personality.
One day, Raph decided to do something completely out of character for him. He put on a silly hat, danced around the lair, and made ridiculous faces just to see if he could get a reaction out of his s/o. At first, they just raised an eyebrow at his antics, not showing any sign of amusement. But then, something unexpected happened.
As Raph continued to act like a complete goofball, his s/o's lips twitched ever so slightly. And then, to his utter surprise, they let out a small chuckle. It was the first time he had ever heard them laugh, and it was like music to his ears. Raph couldn't help but grin from ear to ear, feeling a sense of pride and accomplishment at finally breaking through their stoic facade.
From that day on, Raph made it his mission to bring more laughter and joy into their relationship. He loved seeing his s/o's rare smiles and chuckles, knowing that he was the reason behind them. And as they both shared more lighthearted moments together, their bond only grew stronger, proving that even the most serious of souls could find happiness in the silliest of moments.
Donnie:

Donnie had always been fascinated by his S/O's stoic nature. They rarely showed their emotions, always maintaining a calm and collected facade. It was something that both intrigued and puzzled him. He often found himself wondering what was going on in their mind, behind that unreadable expression.
One day, while working on a new invention in his lab, Donnie got a little too excited and accidentally banged his head against the door, causing him to fall to the floor in a heap. His S/O, who had been quietly observing him from the corner, suddenly burst out laughing. It was the first time Donnie had ever heard them laugh, and it was a beautiful sound to his ears.
As he rubbed his sore head, Donnie couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. His S/O's laughter was contagious, and soon they were both laughing together, the tension and seriousness of the moment melting away.
From that day on, Donnie noticed a change in his S/O. They seemed more relaxed around him, more willing to let their guard down and show their true self. It was a side of them that Donnie cherished, knowing that he had somehow managed to break through their stoic exterior and bring out their hidden laughter.
As they sat together in the lab, surrounded by gadgets and gizmos, Donnie couldn't help but feel grateful for that accidental bump on the head. It had brought him closer to his S/O in a way he never thought possible, and he knew that their bond was stronger because of it.
Mikey:

Mikey had always been the most outgoing and expressive of the ninja turtles, so when he found himself in a relationship with someone who was the complete opposite, he was determined to crack their tough exterior. His significant other was always so stoic and reserved, never showing much emotion, which sometimes made Mikey wonder if they were even capable of laughing.
One day, Mikey decided to put his silly antics to the test. He set up an elaborate prank involving a rubber chicken and a whoopee cushion, hoping to finally see a smile on his s/o's face. As his plan unfolded, he watched with bated breath as his s/o's expression shifted from confusion to amusement.
And then, it happened. A small chuckle escaped from his s/o's lips, followed by a full-blown laughter that filled the room. Mikey's heart swelled with joy as he realized that he had finally broken through their tough exterior.
From that day on, Mikey made it his mission to bring laughter and joy to his s/o's life. He would come up with the silliest jokes and pranks just to see that beautiful smile on their face. And every time his s/o laughed, it was like music to his ears.
Mikey may have been the wild one of the group, but when it came to his s/o, he was the most caring and thoughtful partner anyone could ask for. And seeing his s/o finally open up and show their true emotions was a reward that he cherished more than anything else.
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hello! My name đđźđšđŽđˇ â(â§ââŚ*)ďž
Havenât wrote fanfics in a while so might be a little rusty-
DOâs
Character x reader
smut/nsfw
Light angst
fluff
head-canons
female and Gn! Reader
DONTâs
character x character
more than 4 parts
Full angst
Yandere stuff (yet)
Male! reader (yet)
Fandoms I write for!
TMNT: Rise, Bayverse, and 2012
trolls: band together
ASTV
Hazbin Hotel
The Black Phone
Donât really know what else to put- any request lemme know :3
Yall im about to go on a long ass roadtrip and i need fic recs for me to read in the car, preferably tmnt x reader, cause ya girl be single af đ but like please, feed me
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