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*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

we have this little fuzzy cube cat toy that had balls in it which the cat is supposed to fish out of it. what my cat does is stick his fucking head in it, he does it all the time, he loves this fucking cube and when i take it off him he just rams his head straight back in it. he runs around with this cube on his head, he beats up his brother with this cube on his head, he dips this fucking cube into his water bowl. #1 cat

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask