Man Bat - Tumblr Posts
The way the police figure out which of Batman's criminals to send to Arkham is a Buzzfeed quiz.
How important is your theme to you?
Theme? What losers have a theme
Babes, my entire lair is on theme, my henchmen are in theme, my daily clothes are on theme
My name and costume are good for me
I am my theme.
What do you think about Batman?
He is a thorn in my side, I want him dead
We're totally dating and share custody of the Robins, he just doesn't know it yet
I get why he does what he does and I respect him but he's annoying
We are the same yet opposite, we are light and dark, intrinsic to nature
All of the criminals take it as seriously as me taking an "Am I gay?" quiz in middle school
pokemon x batman
just because if xd make your teams and fight against them
Gotham city memes once again
Happy pride month everyone!!!❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🐈⬛
Robin and Villians
Robin: *approaches the Riddler* Tell me where the bombs are!
Riddler: I will if you can answer me this little bird! What has thirteen hearts but no organs?
Robin: ...
Riddler: ...
Robin: ...
Riddler: Hurry up or I'll detonate the b--
Robin: You got these from the internet
Riddler: W- What?
Robin: There's a site named Riddlersriddles4teens, that's literally the third question. Are any of your riddles original?
Riddler: ... *sweats*
Robin: Tell me where the bombs are and turn around so I can cuff you
Riddler: *sighs* Okay...
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Robin: You're a crocodile?
Killer Croc: Yes...
Later
Robin: Batman, I have a request
Batman: ...Did you just bring Killer Croc over on a leash?
Killer Croc: *content*
Robin: I enjoy his company Batman, I wish to keep him
Batman: ...
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Robin: Poison Ivy right?
Poison Ivy: Yes, are you here to cut down my precious plants?
Robin: On the contrary, these are fine specimens. It would be wonderful if you had your own sanctum to put them in, of course as long as it doesn't lead to poisoning people who wish to marvel in delight of such beauty
Posion Ivy: ...you would do that?
Robin: I'm a lover of animals and I'm vegan, so having the produce and flowers would benefit the food cycle and fresh air greatly. I can arrange it all as long as you promise not to poison people who do no wrong, if anyone is disrespectful to you and your work then I will personally handle them
Poison Ivy: ...I like you out of all of them
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Robin: Harley Quinn, what are you doing?
Harley Quinn: *points at the man behind the counter* He refused to serve me and my date, said something about calling the cops even though we did nothin, when I asked he said that girls shouldn't be out and that it ain't right
Robin: ... *glares at the man in front* You serve these two ladies right now, they wish to dine and enjoy their evening and you would dare intrude and deny them of service? You are a criminal on your own terms at this point, I know very good people with amazing connections and if you don't equally give them the same respect they deserve then I will have them here to fire you and make sure everyone knows of your misdeeds. If it's cause they are criminals then you would know better to see that they are changing in their own ways
Man: O-Okay
Robin: Good *looks at Harley* Enjoy your date with Ivy, if anyone does such a thing again then- *hands Harley a Robin signaled button* -contact me and I'll arrive. People should know better than to deny service regardless of whom you are with
Harley: *looks at Ivy*
Ivy: *smiling* He's good
Harley: You really are something kid
Robin: Tt, have a goodnight
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Robin isn't allowed to be near Joker due to if harmed in any way, Red Hood will not hesitate to destroy Joker for Robin. Also cause Robin tried to kill Joker numerous times after bonding with Red Hood
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Man Bat: *screeches*
Robin: ...Batman I have a req-
Batman: You are not keeping Man Bat as a pet!
Man Bat: *screeches sadly*
My opinion on the man-bat.
"Ew..oh, dear, since when do we have mutant BATS as well in here?! Was a guy dressed up as one of those disgusting flying rodents not enough?? Let alone his little family of little helpers!!
This city is..well, it certainly never stops amusing me, I will say."
