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“Even if I’ve never seen your face, I feel as if my heart would still recognize yours.”

Taehyung, through all of his witty banter and drop-dead gorgeous sexiness that radiates literally everywhere, is such a romantic. The beginning of this story immediately hooked me, and I instantly was able to feel the complete whiplash and gut-sinking reality that wow...there was actually someone tearing his thoughts to shreds. Seeing the buildup of his and the reader’s relationship throughout the story was nice. You got to see her bluntness, the fact she was comfortable in herself and her opinions and didn’t let anyone steer her otherwise (the caveat being Tae of course😉)

From the conversations, especially the one where she explained the reason why she picked on him the most out of everyone, to the smut, to the ending that made my heart squish and sing, everything was so beautifully laid out and I couldn’t imagine a better ending. The thing that I admired the most though was how he was able to find himself and his voice with the encouragement of her, and I know that he can go far and begin learning how to express himself in many more powerful ways later on.

TL;DR: This fic was a masterpiece and I’m going to send this to my friend later so we can scream over this story together. Many cyber hugs and kisses to you!!!💕💕💕💕

Too Long; Didn’t Read (M) | KTH

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader | AU: College + Enemies to Lovers AU Genre: Comedy / Smut / Fluff Rating: Explicit / 18+ Summary: This is the story of how you trolled your way into Taehyung’s heart.  Word Count: 11.4k CW: explicit sexual content (phone sex, nude photo/sexual video exchange, dirty talk, mutual masturbation, fingering, vibrator use) swearing / other (Y/N calls herself a bitch one time, Y/N and Tae make fun the other’s writing habits but really it’s just me making fun of myself, so don’t feel too offended for either of them lol)  A/N: Commissioned by @a-leaf-inthewind. I hope you like it! 💚💚

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In his head, you were still the mischievous imp from his childhood. Every prank he played was directed at the fierce little fiend with braids and braces who’d knocked him and his date into the university fountain while experimenting with her friend’s skateboard. 

But she was gone… and in her place was something far more dangerous. 

A woman. 

[Can I just say how much I laughed when I got here, but wow is this also powerful. It’s like what I say almost every day: a woman can do everything a man can do but better and in heels]

Vi!

I knew when I read the preview of this story that this would be good, but I didn’t think that this good. Admittedly, I was drinking wine when I read this last night, but I completely forgot about it like not even five thousand words into the story.

Oh gosh, I just really loved the main characters in this story. I read that someone compared the bantering to a chess match, and that’s honestly a perfect way to describe their relationship at the start. They both had their reasons to want to be at the top, and watching all of the dirty plays they did to make sure they weren’t inferior was entertaining to say the least. You begin to see though that they loosen up a bit, albeit slowly, and their teasing tricks and ways began to shift in….another manner. Also, through this, you start to see the slight cracks in their behavior, how you see how during night one, Taehyung said that he desired her and the next night the main character felt jealously creeping up on her and that maybe they aren’t so different after all. That maybe the hate they showed each other was really just a shield for how much they actually were attracted to one another. I dont know, I just thought that was really nice to note. 

And, can I also add when it got to the earring, but more specifically this part:

If you concentrated hard enough, you could almost pretend that this wasn’t one of the most erotic moments of your life. 

You could almost pretend that it meant nothing. 

Why was this so painful? Why did I almost choke on my own breath because even though the situation was a mix of amusing and steamy, you just had to add that one line that made me go WELP! (But then you added this headline:

PARK ANGEL TOPS KIM TAEHYUNG’S CHRISTMAS TREE

And it made things a bit better. I chortled at this one)

The scene at the cafe was nice. It was a moment where you see their emotions come to the surface more, and you can tell how much they care about each other. 

It would be so easy to care for you. 

I screamed in my head at this line. Oh, and this:

“Hey,” he whispered, tipping your chin up till your gazes met, “no one thinks you’re a liability. And even if you are capable, no one should have to fight their own battles all the time—especially when they’re emotionally compromised…” His thumb gently brushed away the small tear that escaped down the curve of your cheek. “That’s the benefit of having people who care about you.”

These were honestly the sweetest and the most inspiring and comforting words I’ve read. I still sigh whenever I read over this because it’s so good, and they were words that I needed to hear (well, technically read but whatevs😂)

When it got to the third ball, I loved this conversation sooo much:

“There are so many sexy vampires in popular culture, but you just had to lump me in with the creepy bald one…”

You shrugged playfully. 

“I wouldn’t want you to think I was going soft.”

A wicked grin danced over your lips as you strolled past him regally—just as you had many times before… 

This time, however, he let his eyes linger a little longer on the view. 

Lord have mercy. 

“Of course not,” he coughed. 

I mean, they still show some of their teasing ways, but this time it’s more gentle. More human and relaxed rather than out of animosity. I just...GAHHH! You know?

Ah, and this part:

Kim Taehyung was one of the wealthiest men in the city…

But he didn’t need to buy your heart. 

It had always been his, even if you didn’t want to admit it. 

I was simultaneously covering my mouth with my hand and mentally slamming my head on a table because this is what got me. UGH!! VI!!! OMG

Another thing that I enjoyed seeing were that the pictures became one thing they looked forward to at the end of the night. Their walls have come almost all the way down, and Tae also changed the main character’s contact name to just ‘Angel’. And with emojis too so it’s real!!! 

I was laughing the entire time Jimin came over and was yelling at Tae to come down or else he would climb the trellis:

“It’s not the maid! I’d know that raggedy mop of his anywhere!”

I was on the floor, and this had me rolling:

“Things have… escalated a bit.”

“Escalated how?”

I licked her tit in the back of a limo.

“Physically.”

And then the awaited fourth night where everything came to a head. The way Taehyung thought that even though there were lots of sparkly lights around, “You were breathtaking.” really caught my attention this time because they were basically out in the open and he wasn’t holding back at this point. The way he was so forward with how he felt, the whole “we are not the same” (I was cracking up at this), the table scene (which I could write an entire essay on this, but this document that I’m writing in is already on the fourth page, so we’ll save that for another time), and- 

Okay. I really don’t talk about this as much because I know that it can sometimes be awkward to talk about sex scenes (which it shouldn't be), but it was passionate and heartfelt even though Tae was literally breaking her back like a glowstick. And with mirrors to top it off?!?!!? Yeah, I’m tapping out.

Thank you so much Vi for writing such an amazing story. This brought me so much happiness this season, and this is honestly one of the longest, if not the longest reviews I’ve written for someone, so thank you for that. Truly (but also sorry that this is so long). I think know that this story will be one that I will remember forever and always smile about (I should send this to one of my friends). Anyway, I hope that you have a wonderful holiday season and that the new year brings you lots of joy, Vi. I’m sending you lots and lots of love💕 

All I Want For Christmas is You

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Female Reader

Summary: When Park Jimin is unable to escort his precious sister through the gauntlet of corporate holiday galas, he blackmails his best friend Taehyung into being her chaperone. After all, who better to safeguard his headstrong sibling than a man who would never want her for himself? (She and Tae have spent the better part of a decade mutually disliking each other, and that’s putting it mildly.) Yet, even the best laid plans may go awry at Christmas and Kim Taehyung is about to discover that the girl he never wanted has become a temptation he cannot resist…

Genre (Tropes): Brother’s Best Friend (Reader is Jimin’s Sister) • Enemies-to-Lovers

Collab: This work is part of the Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tropes Collab featuring original holiday themed works by @ppersonna • @xjoonchildx  • @underthejoon • @yeojaa​ • @untaemedqueen • and @snackhobi

Word Count: 17K (I know—I am shocked too honestly)

Rating: Explicit (18+)

Warnings: suggestive photographs • mention of accidentally being hit with a baseball • hints of jealousy and possessiveness • light tit slapping • explicit sexual content • m/f oral sex • consensual unprotected sex (shield it before you yield it y’all) • Viola’s mirror kink makes yet another appearance •

Acknowledgements:

To @ppersonna​ (Lindy) @underthejoon​ (Fal) and @xjoonchildx​ (Ana) you guys are my heart. Your support, willingness to read (and re-read) and give honest feedback made this fic special. Your friendship is my daily dose of awesome. Truly, I love you.

To @untaemedqueen​ (D) all of the above applies to you, but I owe you a little something extra for the LITERAL HOURS you spent in the doc with me. This fic would not be here without you. You kept me moving. You inspired me. You were amazing. Thank you so very much. This story is lovingly dedicated to you. 

To @hobi-gif​ for being the most thorough and incredible beta reader and for having all the important girl chats with me. I think you learned more about my past than you wanted… Either way you made this story better and I am profoundly grateful for the hours of time you spent. I have removed all the Hope-No-No words in your honor. 

To @lemonjoonah​ as always, you knew EXACTLY what I needed to tweak to make this story work. (Gotta pass that Lemon Litmus Test or no dice lol.) My lovely soul twin. You’re a bloomin’ rockstar. 

Please Picture This Taehyung:

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No. Absolutely not.”

“Yes. Because you absolutely owe me.”

“Then send me a bill, not your unmanageable harpy of a sister.”

Jimin raised a single unimpressed brow. 

“Kim Taehyung. It was exactly five years ago today that I carried your drunken naked ass two miles in the rain after you set your clothes on fire and sprained your ankle at that Beta Phi party.” He paused dramatically. “Do you remember what you said to me that night? After I deleted several pictures off phones and paid off half the party to keep it out of the papers?”

The man in question shifted uncomfortably.

“That incident is a bit hazy in my memory. I’m not sure I recall—”

“Jiminie—you’re the best and I—I owe… you. I owe you the most, Jiminie. I do—I owe you a favor—one BIG favor—anything you ask… Even though… I actually like being naked. I don’t think we need clothes. We should all be naked. Everyone. Then there would be world peace.”

Taehyung’s jaw dropped. 

“You RECORDED IT?!”

Jimin grinned, sliding his phone back into his pocket.

“Naturally. And I had it all ready to go—just in case you needed extra convincing.” He crossed his arms and fixed his best friend of nearly fifteen years with a triumphant smirk. “I’m calling in that favor today, Taehyung. Now are you a man of your word or not?”

“He did WHAT?!”

Your mother winced. 

“Jimin was… uncomfortable leaving you alone for the holiday season. He normally accompanies you to the galas but this year—”

“This year I was going to go alone and finally build my reputation as an asset to this family!”

Park Soomin sighed as she watched her daughter pace fiercely around the living room of their luxury suite. 

“No one doubts that you’re an asset, but… in light of recent events…”

Rage and embarrassment flared up in your chest before you could stop them. 

“This is about Milo… isn’t it?”

The silence that greeted your statement was confirmation enough. 

“Are you ever going to trust me again?” you whispered. 

“Oh sweetheart… it isn’t you we don’t trust…”

Tears burned at the corner of your eyes, but you ruthlessly blinked them back. 

You would play along with their humiliating schemes. 

For now.

“So which one of Jimin’s Ivy League brat pack did he blackmail into babysitting me? 

For the first time in the entirety of the conversation, your mother looked truly nervous. 

“Kim Taehyung.”

You tripped over your own feet and face-planted into the sofa. 

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