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Amen!!!!

Harry: Rubeus Regulus Potter, you are named after the man who showed me nothing but love and affection with absolutely no ulterior motives and one of the bravest men I've ever heard of WHO WHILE HE WAS DYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE TRYING TO TAKE DOWN THE DARK LORD CHOSE TO SAVE THE LIFE OF A HOUSE ELF AND HE DIDN'T DECIDE TO TAKE DOWN THE DARK LORD OUT A SENSE OF OBLIGATION OR GUILT HE GENUINELY SAW THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS and he was in Slytherin so it's all good I don't care what house you're in, you're my son. I love you.

*chattering mandibles, clicking claws, and other bug sounds* h-hello my sh-shiny shellers, on t-today's tutorial, i'll b-be t-teaching you how to keep y-your shell shiny an-and strong. f-first, you want to mix som c-chitosan into a glass of water in th-the morning, and s-some oyster shell p-powder into your d-dinners finally, y-you want to use s-some shoe p-polish or oil and r-rub all over your sh-shell, for that extra glimmer th-thanks for watching, s-see you all n-next time

i hope all humans randomly develop bug exoskeletons in the following year so tiktok skincare girlies can stop worrying about every single smallest line on their faces and just focus on how shiny and strong their chitinous armor is