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Hello, nice to meet you! May I request something for Twisted Wonderland?

I'd like to see how Vil, Kalim and Jamil would be like having a reader that cooks and eats a lot of unhealthy food and snacks (sweets, desserts, chips, fatty meat, etc), though they do cook and eat healthy stuff, but never get fat like ever.

Vil, Kalim and Jamil with a Reader who never gains Weight

Note: (Rook, Azul and Ace) AAAAA Nice to meet you too and thank you for this request anon!^^ I hope this is good and that I understood the request good enough :'] I also mostly mentioned american household foods so I hope that's okay !!!!!

Warning(s): talk of weight, but besides that none !!!

Vil

He's confused to say the very least. How??? Are you beating??? The statistics of gaining weight?????? He wants to know your secret immediately. That is until you shrug him off, telling him there is no "secret", and that it's just been that way since you were a kid. He grows suspicious having just seen you eat a whole family size bag of fritos and a coke a while ago. He even enlists the help of fellow dormmates who interact with you on the daily. He asks Epel has he seen you taking any pills, or anything. He asks Rook to (respectfully) ask about your weight, and how you stay so healthy. This man wants—NEEDS a answer to this question, that's been keeping him up during your nightly cuddles. After sending two of his trustworthy "spies", he comes up with a surprising final answer: you are some form of non-gaining weight human...? Yeah he just gives up, deciding he'll never know how you literally inhale the whole fridge inside Pomefiore, and then still end up hungry 30 minutes later. Or how you cook some of the fattest meats he's ever laid his eyes on, making him rethink his diet just for your sake.

Kalim

He finds it amazing. Now he can feed you all the foods he has Jamil make, without having to worry about your diet! Most of Jamil's cooking is on the healthier side, although most desserts aren't. He finds it nice that you, yourself cook sometimes. If he's nearby (usually sitting on the counter, chatting while you cook) you let him taste the food! He finds it amazing, how no matter type of food it is, it's always delicious when you cook. While he himself has limits of how much he can eat, he never limits your eating. The Scarabia kitchen, fridges and it's ingredients are always open to you at Kalim's request.

Jamil

"😐😑😐" is literally his expression when asked by some younger dormmates, does he know your "secret" to being able to stay in "perfect shape". No he doesn't and if he did, he definitely wouldn't share it with this irrational group. He's quick to give them a glare that scares them away, and go along with his day in peace. That is until he himself starts to give into his thoughts. What is your "secret"? If there even is one. Y/N's probably is not hiding anything, just another rumor that came from Pomfiore. Oh how he hated that dorm at times. While helping you cook Alfredo that night, he substantially asks the question that's has been floating around in his head all day. "Y/N? Would you mind explaining this...."secret" of yours, for how you keep your weight the same?". You answer truthfully telling him, it's been that way since you were younger. Turns out you, yourself never put that much thought into it over the years. You just found it to be normal, and ate whatever you craved/wanted. Oh how you confuse this man??? Although he does appreciate your cooking skills in the kitchen, and often you ask him to taste and critique your food. He finds it astounding everytime, that your food is quite delicious.

I saw that you have a lot going on right now so I am not asking for headcanons, if honest I may ask in the future. Not sure if this make sense, but I was curious by your own taste, which Yuu (that you made) fits best with each Dorm Leader; Any!Prince!Yuu, Male!EAH!Cerise Hood!Yuu, Male!Briar Beauty!Yuu, Male!EAH!Lizzie Hearts, Male!EAHRaven!Yuu, Male!Jibaro!Yuu, and male!Draculaura!Yuu? Like if all these Yuu were in the same TWST Universe, who would do you think would fit if who?

This doesn’t seem like a long ask or anything so it’ll be easier for me to answer quickly and I also like talking about my opinions lol

But the Yuu that I definitely think fits the universe the best is either Prince!Yuu or any EAH!Yuu mostly because their concept was specifically written to fit in with the story of the villans so most of the canon writing is already there yk?

For Prince! Yuu I’m very much a sucker for Hero x Villain trope and on top of that the villains in Twisted Wonderland aren’t really “villains” as much as they are traumatized teenagers with powers. They aren’t written to do anything malicious or bad to someone at least not without reason and they always get the redemption the original villains didn’t get making it easier to sympathize with them and root for their happiness. And since the princes aren’t usually big playing pieces in some of the Disney movies you can kind of just put any personality to them without it combating canon

For the EAH!Yuu that’s kind of dependent on which character you put with who but overall the concept of EAH and TWST are exactly the same except EAH is more the female side and TWST is more the male side. I just like mixing and matching characters modeled after the same storybook together because it’s fun to have crossovers of different universes with the same concept just done differently. I also like to see how each of their individual knowledge of the OG story clash with each other. Like for TWST the Great Seven are people that once ruled their land or at least had large influence in it but are now dead, for EAH the “Great Seven” are well known storybook villains that are literally the PARENTS of the students, it’s like canonical multiverse and I love it.

I think either goes well but the one that I think would do better in a canonical sense of the series is probably Prince!Yuu. Thanks for the ask this was fun!

omg i saw the Hua Cheng!Mc post and i know i have to ask— 1st years +dorm leaders with Wei Wuxian!Mc? (if it's too many characters you can just do dorm leaders, i love my demonic chaos gremlin and your writing is just *chef's kiss*)

Dorm Leaders + First Years x Wei Wuxian!Yuu

Fair warning, I’ve never read any of the stuff he’s in even though I really want to😭 Therefore I will be using the WIKI so if I get anything wrong please excuse me

If you took a shot everytime Wei teases someone you’d go blackout

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

They wouldn’t get along immediately

Wei is not one to follow rules, you can probably take a guess as to why that’s a deal breaker for Riddle

It doesn’t mean Wei won’t tease him though

Probably worse than Floyd tbh

He respects Riddle’s strive for “justice” (mainly just staying in line) but he thinks it’s going the wrong direction

He punishes those who care for him just because he follows noticeably idiotic rules which aren’t in place for protection or justice, but are in place due to personal interest

Long way to say Wei doesn’t like them

He’s the first one who races to help Riddle during his overblot though

He believes despite everything Riddle shouldn’t be the one who’s punished because of his past

This is literally canon to the writer therefore it’s canon to me

Any time Riddle is about to do the Off With Your Head thing and Wei feels like said person doesn’t deserve it, he’ll intentionally be the one to get hit instead

Then Riddle and Wei start scolding each other which turns into a yelling match

But truly Riddle just doesn’t want him to be so self-sacrificing when he doesn’t need to be

It worries him that it will have worse consequences in the future even if it’s what Wei thinks is right

Wei greatly despises Riddle’s mother since she played a great role in Riddle’s suffering as an innocent child

So if he ever sees her it’s on site

Also Riddle will think it’s very cultured of Wei to play the flute, he thinks having artistic experience in general is very important

But then he sees the flute control the dead

Riddle: 😐😑🫥

He’s dealt with too much BS to deal with this

He knows he essentially plays god but he rarely acknowledges it unless need be

It’s not even because he thinks it’s bad, he’s just truly very tired

❤️Ace Trappola❤️

Besties right off the bat

Idk I just know they like to fuck shit up together

You two were probably playing a prank around Halloween time

Part of it involved “raising the dead”

I put it in quotation marks bc Ace thought Wei was exaggerating

Like he would just dress up as a zombie or something

He did not

Ace needs some time to process wtf he just saw

He comes to the conclusion that he needs to know how he did it

THEN THE ACE APPRENTICESHIP BEGINS

Or at least that’s what Ace says, Wei isn’t convinced (I don’t even think it’s possible for Ace to do it)

But Ace is determined nonetheless

He slowly tries to chip away at Wei

Wei is hella stubborn but he can’t lie he finds Ace’s determination endearing so he gives it a shot

It goes how you probably expect

There are undead people everywhere, Riddle is screaming at them, this is the best day of Floyd’s life, Leona’s sleeping etc.

The building is probably on fire and Ace is trying to figure out how to make dead people die again

Wei’s just kind of off in the corner thinkin “….I’m gonna kiss him”

So that’s what happened :D

Ace probably tried to play it off all cool n crap but I’m just saying if a tall, handsome man with dark long hair kissed me I would be blushing all over too

After that even though it’s been confirmed that they both have feelings for each other Ace still acts like he’s in the unrequited love phase by trying to impress Wei whenever he gets the chance

Wei knows what he’s doing and stupidly enough it’s working

I just think they’re both a little stupid with Wei being caretaker stupid and Ace being ‘has to be cartak-ed’ stupid

♠️Deuce Spade♠️

Deuce would be a goody two shoes and be like “We shouldn’t mess with the dead >:(“

Wei: I love you but i did not ask

But yeah I don’t think Deuce likes Wei’s power

He respects its power, but he genuinely doesn’t believe it’s smart to play god

One of the very few times he has the group braincell

He probably turns like mom friend or something and is like “Karma’s gonna come for you smh”

Good thing Wei likes milfs

Wei’s stupidity and audacity to fuck with the laws of nature is attractive to Deuce for some reason or maybe I’m just projecting

Funnily enough, even though he doesn’t think it’s a good idea, whenever there’s severe danger, aka overblots, Deuce is the first one to be like “DO THE THING”

Wei does a shit eating grin and Deuce always knows what he’s about to say

“Oh but I thought KaRmA wOuLd CoMe FoR mE”

Just a very confusing dynamic but one that’s fun to watch

I also think Deuce would simultaneously joke about fighting Wei/saying he “hates him” but anyone who’s genuinely disrespectful towards Wei he would throw hands with

I’m torn between the idea of Wei threateningly standing behind him when Deuce challenges someone to a fight and lightly whispering “Don’t” to the opponent

Or being off to the side sipping tea and being his No. 1 fangirl

Either way, Wei is Deuce’s little meow meow that’s committed war crimes and Deuce is Wei’s himbo

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

wei would call him el gato don’t hate i’m just god’s messenger

To be fully honest with you

Wei is giving very much Ruggie 2.0

Which means Wei and Ruggie get along amazingly and their major bonding point is irritating Leona as much as possible

Leona is genuinely scared/hj

Just to mess with Leona I feel like Wei would flirt with his sister in law

“I know you’re my date to this stupid ball my brother made me come to but do not do anything stu-“ ”damn that lady over there lookin hella fine😫” ”THATS THE FUCKING QUEEN”

But in all seriousness he cares a lot about Leona and seeing him be happy and succeed, he just doesn’t know any other way to display it

When Leona takes naps, sometimes Wei will give him a forehead kith and a blanket or just something soft in general

But most times he’d go like “Awwwww🥹” and not even 5 seconds later he’s dropping him into a body of water

At first that is definitely a point of irritation for Leona but he knows he can’t stop him so he adapts

He now he always has a snorkel and goggles on him to sleep in the water

Wei loves this game they play but everyone else thinks Leona’s dead

One time when Leona slept for like 12+ hours straight in the pool, Savanclaw fell into chaos

There was no mourning for their fallen king (except maybe Jack) everyone was just at each other’s throats trying to determine who their next ruler would be

Wei was just smiling in the corner

There’s nothing that will ever be more entertaining than watching a bunch of overgrown cats and dogs howling at each other

Ruggie knows what’s going on and fist-bumps Wei

He also takes the opportunity to steal from Leona’s room

Eventually when Leona woke up Wei was waiting by the pool with a towel and the news on everything that happened that day

Leona didn’t even care to deal with it until the next day

They snuggle, Leona says it’s for “warmth”, Wei knows it’s just an excuse for physical contact🥰

🐺Jack Howl🐺

He would fear him

Because SAD FACT Wei has cynophobia (extreme fear of dogs) due to his background having to fight with dogs for food on the streets

He would avoid Jack like the plague

Even if they don’t know each other very well Jack would feel bad

He thinks it’s due to his scary demeanor so he tries to make friends

It takes a while to see noticeable progress

It’s not until Jack notices Wei shrinking in on himself less and not fidgeting with his clothing as much that he’s comfortable saying they’re at least friends

But because of all the time and effort put into building up their relationship this actually made them both develop romantic feelings for one another

Jack definitely wouldn’t feel like Wei likes him back therefore Wei is the one to confess

Wei teases him for the noticeable tail wag

Speaking of which, once they’re in an established relationship Wei would be touching Jack’s fluffy tail and ears CONSTANTLY

Because he knows they’re sensitive spots for him

Jack is kind of like Wei’s exposure therapy but Jack can’t say he’s displeased because it leads to lots of hugs

And if he were to say that it would be a noticeable lie due to his tail wagging every time Wei is around

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

Business opportunity

I do not know how Azul can benefit from the raising the dead thing

But he’ll find a way

But he can definitely make some bank on the flute abilities

At first I think Wei agrees to play for the lounge as a way to make a little cash

But how could he ever pass up the opportunity to relentlessly tease a tiny Octo-man

Maybe I’m wrong but I think Floyd and him would get along well

And I think Wei is cool with Jade

I’m honestly kinda thinking Little Mermaid style romance but replace the voice of an angel with really impress flute skills

The more Azul hears him playing at the lounge, the more he’s like “Wow I never noticed how good he is with his mouth, or his long luscious hair, or charming smile, or smooth hands, or-“

Azul thinks it’s just admiration

Wei can tell by the blush on his face that it’s not

Their first kiss is when Monstro Lounge is closing up for the night

It’s only Azul, Wei and the twins left

Azul is doing last minute paperwork, Jade and Floyd are cleaning except Floyd’s not really cleaning because he’s too busy being a nuisance with Wei

At a time when Wei and Azul are alone it starts off with Wei teasing him for his ‘admiration’

Obviously this is pretty embarrassing for the octopus

I do not know how or why but Wei convinced him to kiss him bc according to him “If you kiss me but don’t feel anything then I’ll agree that you don’t like me”

Maybe OOC for Azul to try to prove himself like that but he agrees

Azul did in fact feel something emotional

They probably made out or smthg

After that it’s the Scary businessman boss x Very Hot Worker

Just Wei strolling in and sitting on his lap while Azul is in meetings

It takes a while to get used to but once Azul does it’s something he barely notices

The clients are insanely confused though

There’s probably a lot of dudes stopping by the lounge trying to woo Wei

But then Wei’s mean, small, and angry bf comes out and they scram

Power couple❤️

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

HE JOINS THE POP MUSIC CLUB AND SHREDS ON THE FLUTE

im crying

its canon

that would be so amazing

Just like

Kalim makes Wei so happy

It’s like an infectious laugh personfied

Like things suck but their positivity rubs off on you yk?

Wei does a lot of stupid shit and since Kalim is down for anything he’s constantly dragging him into stupid situations

Like setting the school kitchen on fire

Or the halls in sticky notes (Kalim put little compliments on some)

Jamil is in pain

But Wei also sympathizes with Jamil so sometimes he tries to give him a break by just taking Kalim to do stupid crap where Jamil can’t reach them

The image of Kalim and Wei on the magic carpet while Wei is shredding on the flute, undead bodies everywhere

Incredible

Kalim doesn’t know how to feel abt Wei’s ability

On one hand he thinks it’s super cool

On the other it’s very scary

He enjoys admiring it from a distance

Wei likes to learn dance moves from Kalim

It’s just a silly goofy time

Kalim SPOILS him

He knows about how Wei grows up and that’s why he feels the need to give him the nicest things

Even if Kalim never tells him this specifically he knows what he’s doing and the idea that someone literally wants to give him the world to make up for the fact that he was treated like garbage BY the world is so 🥺🥹😭😩❤️

I so desperately want them to perform the hardest rock concert with the pop club and Wei is head banging on the fucking flute

Please I need it so bad

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

Wei is on his knees tbh

It’s kind of like he teases Vil for how much effort he puts into something kinda useless but he’s also like “I’d smash tho”

Idk if Wei knows how to do makeup but I think he’d pick up on it pretty fast

He doesn’t usually put any on himself tho, he’s god’s favorite there’s no need

He likes to joke with Vil that he needs the makeup but Vil knows he’s joking

He’s also god’s favorite, he’s simply accentuating it

Tbh idk what to put for them here

It’s kind of like hot sophisticated malewife x hot chaotic malewife

Idk why I’m so obsessed with carrying positions but Wei would undoubtedly carry Vil by his thighs wherever they go

Speaking of thighs Wei is obsessed with them

He always makes those kinds of jokes that aren’t really jokes about how he wants to die between Vil’s thighs

One time in physical combat, Vil did that move where you incapacitate your opponent by tightly wrapping your legs around their neck

Wei definitely could’ve won but he chose not to

He may have lost the battle but he won the war

Vil is also incredibly tired to fully acknowledge the power Wei holds

It makes for some pretty epic photoshoots with Vil though

Especially for Halloween

Rook follows Wei obsessively

I’m split between Wei being irritated or going with it and helping Rook annoy Vil with his simpery

You can choose

🍎Epel Felmier🍎

Wei: “omfg is that a midget”

Epel: “I may be short but that means I have easier access to your vulnerable knee caps”

That’s it

That’s the entire relationship

Wei teasing him for being short, Epel threatening him with violence

You know how Ace and Wei are chaos buddies

Yeah Epel and Wei are “kill off the entirety of humanity and destroy all physical beings for funsies” kind of couple

It’s bad

Like really bad

For everyone else, not for them, they’re having the time of their lives

Epel is No. 1 instigator

I can’t get this out of my head you know those cat videos

Like the ones where the owners make the cat look like they’re dancing

Epel and Wei

Epel is the cat

Just dangling from Wei’s hands who is making him dance to hyperpop

I’m sorry

But like, Epel also wants to be taught how to do what Wei does

Like really fucking bad

It goes abt the same as it did for Ace, but instead of Epel begging him he does a bunch of stupid shit to prove his strength and that he is worthy of wielding such power

Wei isn’t actually convinced but he’s got a crush he’s only so powerful

The building is on fire pt. 2

But this time they somehow managed to make demon monsters

They don’t know what to do, everyone is screaming, Floyd has already created an apocalyptic hierarchy

Epel tried to argue with Wei about how he did it wrong (as if Epel knows wtf he’s doing💀)

Idk how but it ended in a kiss

Arguing is romantic

👾Idia Shroud👾

……………….he would play “emo boy” by ayesha on the flute anytime he’s around

I do not know how he learned it

Or why he even bothered to

But he did

And it was only for Idia

I think Idia and him met very similarly to how Idia and Lilia interact

Meaning Wei discovered online games and met Idia through there

Wei playing video games would be so funny

He’d either be an absolute troll or gets insulted and puts your gaming rep in the ground

Idk if playing flute translates to gaming but I think it would and this mf got hella dexterity

Idia and him meet on a first person shooter where they talk absolute trash on each other and spend the whole time targeting one another

This blossomed into a really good friendship

Like friendly rivals

Wei with his infinite charisma convinces Idia to meet in person

Then it’s the spiderman meme

Because of course who hasn’t heard of the necromancer that came from another universe just to enroll in a random all boy’s school?

But apparently he’s a gamer too???????

Idia is very intimidated

This is the most high level boss he’s ever had to face and he did not come in nearly as prepared as he should

It takes a while but Idia barely notices him becoming really close to Wei

He’s just very comfortable a lot more than he is with other people

He actually wants to do more social activities as long as it’s with Wei

Eventually they kind of become like a duo, like the people that if they got in a friend group would still be better friends with each other than they are for the rest of the group

As they continue to get more comfortable with each other they barely notice that they essentially have approached romantic borders

When they actually admit they like each other as more than friends basically nothing changes

Gamer boyfriends🥰

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

this

og meme by @BTS4327 on twitter

I know Malleus is supposedly powerful but no amount of strength will ever be able to top bringing back the dead

This only fuels the rumors of him being scary n crap

“He’s so evil that his partner is capable of making the dead his mindless slaves😱”

In the other room Lilia is explaining to them how to play Candy Land

He definitely isn’t but I just feel like Wei is taller than Malleus

It just fits

But Wei would be the one to be bridal carried

Even though Wei is old as crap he gets modern memes and like a language, you must speak it to be fluent

Malleus understands nothing but that’s not new

But bc Wei is old asf he can more easily explain newer concepts to Malleus

Wei thought it would be funny to teach Malleus the “do u know da wae” meme

Wei and Lilia are absolutely delighted

But the rest of the students at NRC have never wanted to die more

With that said these mf’s would kill and die for each other

They both protect the crap out of each other knowing their partner is fully capable of doing it themselves

But just imagine pissing off Wei, then you have a dragon coming at you

Or annoying Malleus (you’d have to have balls of steel to do so) and you have a horde of the undead on the way

The moment Malleus overblots, Wei is willing to rip the universe apart to get him back

I don’t know why but there’s just a deep and intricate connection between them that’s second to none

Talk shit get hit

⚡️Sebek Zigvolt⚡️

Sebek really looks up to Wei but refuses to say so

He also has thoughts of “Oh my Wei is more powerful than master” but then immediately berates himself for even thinking such a thing

As a result he’s very cold to Wei, not because he wants to but because he doesn’t want to risk the chance of “betraying” his master by seeing anyone as better than him

Therefore he keeps him at a distance

I don’t even think Wei would notice Sebek trying to keep him at arm’s length, or if he did he simply did not care

He wanted to be friends with pretty crocodile fairy

And that’s what he did

Lilia teased Sebek a lot both for the romantic and platonic parts of their relationship

“Aw you made a new friend Bek! Look at you all grown up🥰 where does the time go🥲”

But also “Don’t take it too harshly Wei, I think he’s mean to you because he LiKeS yOu”

(Side note: For any young one reading this, even if a person likes you that doesn’t give them a pass to be mean to you. You’re not required to deal with it just to spare their feelings)

It takes a lot of time for Sebek to understand the concept that he can like others while still holding respect for his master

And that those are two different parts of his life that only interfere if he lets them

Tbh I don’t think they’d even get together until Sebek is almost out of NRC

But they’ve also become very close in the time they’ve known each other and acknowledge that they’ve basically been playing the role of an old married couple in their previous school years, just minus the title

Did I mention they’re like an old married couple?

Bc they definitely are

Sebek = malewife that argues abt the stupidest shit

Wei = girlboss who lets him have a one sided argument but also looks at him like he’s the sun and moon

My own writing is starting to make me like Sebek more💀

I just love the “unnecessarily angry all the time x person who’s pretty chill but likes their partner’s fire” dynamic

Sebek would scold him for raising the dead

Crap abt respect n stuff

Wei gives him a rock-flute concert to taunt him

I did enjoy your insightful view as to who would fit within the Universe the best, however I apologize it seems that I may have not worded my words correctly. I meant as if all the Yuus' were different characters in the same universe (so one per leader), which Yuu would be best for each Dorm Leader (Ship wise, Dorm Leader x Yuu)? Ex: I like Prince! Yuu for Idia and male!Draculaura!Yuu for Riddle. I hope this made more sense. I apologize again for my wording. Thank you for your time anyways.

Lol don’t beat yourself up too bad bud, honestly I think the mistranslation was just because I was being lazy and dumb💀

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

I’m torn between Prince!Yuu and Male!Lizzie Hearts!Yuu

Because on one hand, Alice was quite literally made to oppose to Queen of Hearts (aka Riddle) so I feel like there’s a better established relationship there? But Lizzie and Riddle are supposed to represent the same person so they’d get along well right? Well yes, but I just feel like there’s more there for Prince!Yuu. Maybe I’m a sucker for opposites attract but if I had the option between Male!Alice and Male!Lizzie I’d have to go Alice because there’s just more there (I’ve also just been thinking about their dynamic a lot more so maybe that has something to do with it). But I like Alice’s almost reckless but childlike wonder and curiosity mixed with Riddle’s rigid views of life, I just really think it’s the best match to balance em out and it’s also just generally interesting to me (god i wanna write em more now)

Prince!Yuu

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

Male!Cerise Hood!Yuu

Tbh this is probably me just stereotyping bc they’re both of beast kin but hey that also means they’d probably understand a lot of unique struggles that most don’t. Shedding during the spring which needs to be constantly brushed to not leave fur everywhere. A large appetite for meat and disliking veggies. I also just think their contrasts can go well. Leona is usually very lazy, wanting to nap all day and sleep in the sun which has ended up affecting his grades, living a luxurious life has made him spoiled, meanwhile Cerise has been shunned by mankind leaving him to hide what he truly is just to keep him and his family safe, which also means he definitely had a more rough and rugged childhood, he has had to work for what he has and while he respects the fact that not everyone was raised that way I think he still expects others to learn basic functions of human life. Long way to say Leona’s attitude would not slide with Cerise. Cerise wouldn’t nag him about it but I feel like he would make it clear he wants someone who’s willing to put in effort for results, not just lie down and expect it. This alone influences Leona to put a little more work in his life to get the things he wants/needs because he really does admire his strength and since he sees him as an animal on the level of a lioness (huge honor btw) he wants to impress and please him because he really does want to make things work. He gives me a “I may annoy my husband half to death but if anyone else disrespected him I would kill” vibe

Male!Cerise Hood!Yuu

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

Male!Cerise Hood!Yuu

Ngl even I surprised myself with this one seeing as they come from amazingly different backgrounds. But as stated in the headcanons they also understand a level of isolation very few others could. Not even their closest friends would ever really be able to understand being completely shunned from the world because of what you look like and so it’s like a support for each other. They know that whatever problem they have or insecurity their partner will understand and can know how to help based on their own experience of coping mechanisms. I also think they can have a lot of fun with each other and see so many new things. Cerise is probably not a strong swimmer though she’s not necessarily weak it’s just not her forte and vice versa for Azul therefore they can help each other discover so many new things. Cerise and Azul can hike the mountains with a pack of wolves and learn how to appreciate nature and also how to respectfully use it to ones advantage through natural medicines and food maybe. They could also go on diving or boating adventures in the large sea with a school of fish and discover creatures they’ve never seen in person before, the art of aquatic camouflage and overall so many things neither would have experienced otherwise.

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

Prince!Yuu

Tbh this is heavily because I like the idea of Kalim walking into any room and going like “Hello I’m the incredibly wealthy heir to the Al-Asim family name and this is my incredibly impoverished boyfriend that shot through a portal and I picked him up off the ground like a sack of potatoes and he’s mine now.” I honestly can’t tell if this is a balanced relationship or if this is just double babysitting duty for Jamil. I just don’t think he takes the thievery seriously cause he doesn’t understand the consequences it could have so he just kinda lets Aladdin go ham. The stealing tendency is before he had a rich bf, after he gets one then he slowly understands he’s not in danger 24/7 on the streets. Though they probably still have a game of it, Aladdin snatches something and if Kalim calls what it is he wins. This is more headcanony than my reasoning behind it, sorry. But it kinda feels like Aladdin and Jasmine just if Jasmine liked to party and was more laid back. There’s also a different perspective to bring into the relationship from Aladdin. Kalim hasn’t experienced the pain and loss of living on the streets, fighting everyday for even a piece of food while also trying to support the lives of children on the street. Aladdin would probably recommend donating to charities for impoverished communities and Kalim would do it in a heartbeat. This also gets Jamil to see Aladdin more positively than just another nuisance because he appreciates how he isn’t using Kalim’s riches for his own benefit even though he really could but is instead trying to use the relationship they have with one another to help others.

Prince!Yuu

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

Prince!Yuu

The way I wrote that dude is such a Simp with a capital S for Vil and the fact that Vil reciprocates it makes it that much better. I just feel like Vil has such a superiority complex that having someone socially considered beneath him is kind of a turn on, and The Prince needs a Queen to dote on so it works out perfectly. The Prince is royalty, he knows how to obey so when Vil demands attention he’ll give it to him, when Vil needs to be left alone The Prince understands, even small nonverbal cues are ones The Prince learns to pick up on. On Vil’s end he loves having a partner that’s so flexible because his schedule as a public figure is very tight making romantic relationships incredibly difficult since he can’t provide most people what they need in said relationship. He also likes having someone to dress up and boss around let’s be honest (I know this sounds like maybe a toxic-ish relationship but trust me when I say the dynamic between these two is wholly consensual, if it’s something that one or the other didn’t want they wouldn’t hesitate to verbalize)

Prince!Yuu

👾Idia Shroud👾

Wei Wuxian!Yuu

I literally have no clue what his actual characterization is like so I’m basing this off of how I made him because that’s really the only thing I have to go off, but I just feel like they get along super well. I think he just connects better with him than my other Yuu’s do and everybody needs a lil bit of love :(. Wei can and will take care of everyone’s favorite gremlin man

Wei Wuxian!Yuu

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

I wrote a whole ass essay I’m sorry in advance

Draculaura!Male!Yuu

I think realistically a huge problem with any character he’s paired with is that they’re usually mortal, therefore they’ll die way before him (if he ever does). It’s perfect for angst but for a happy relationship not so much so this is definitely the way to go for long term happiness. On top of that I think Draculaura’s positive outlook on things really balances Malleus out’. Not that Malleus has a negative perspective but sometimes I feel like he has a hard time allowing himself to have fun or at least not try so hard to always maintain an image. He is an heir after all and there are expectations. Draculaura could really show him the simple pleasures of life. There are also things individually that when paired together are very complimentary for the foundation of their relationship. Malleus is a very ancient figure, one of the most powerful sorcerers in the world, and the heir to a throne. People could say he has everything but something tells me he’d give it all up for the chance at one real, true friend. Draculaura who’s lost his mother and bio father and has been forced to live 1600 years almost in complete solitude (minus Elizabat) and now would go to hell and back for his friends since they’re all he really has. In that way I think they kind of need each other. Draculaura puts a big emphasis on friendship in his life and sympathizes greatly with those who don’t have it because for him, it’s his whole life. Even being torn away from everything he knows he still wants to make friends because that’s how big a role platonic relationships play in his life. So he does everything he can to make Malleus understand that and squeeze his way into his little dragon heart because he’s been in Malleus’ position, and he doesn’t want that for himself or anyone else. Malleus is happy to have a friend who’s not his family or in it for some ulterior motive. It feels even better when they become something more because he truly never thought he’d find someone he loves so dearly that he can stay with forever. (Also someone who shares his love for gothic architecture)

Male!Draculaura!Yuu