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I would pay so much then sell my soul, my clothes, house, car, fight off 60 gorillas, stab myself in the eye, foster and raise 10 rabid animals, die of rabies, go to hell, climb up to heaven, jump back down to earth into my body and come back alive, go through a saw trap, survive then snort paprika to get this
doubling down on this: every time i see someone call Jon 'John', this is who i think of:
THIS is John. from the Garfeld musical. not Jon Arbuckle. it's spelled differently. different people. get it right you sillies
*clenched fists, head on the table, white knuckled, seething, hyperventilating, visible veins showing, sweating, about to burst into tears, shaking violently, going to explode*
it's.... spelled........ JON.............. arbuckle........
