Jjba Villain House - Tumblr Posts

When nobody needs Doppio,he has no tasks to do.When Doppio has no tasks to do,he gets bored.To stop himself from being bored,he asked Kira what hobby to take up.Kira suggested simple activities like reading,sewing,drawing,etc.Now Doppio does all three of those things in his free time and he’s good at all of them.

When the villains first met Valentine,they knew one thing about him for sure:he was a narcissist.He constantly boasted about his past power and when the other villains told him to shut up,he played the victim and acted as if they tried to kill him.

But sometimes,you have to get used to seeing a person.And that’s what happened.The villains eventually got used to Valentine and realised that despite his pride,he had good advice and was comforting at times.

JJBA Villain House:Love You

Kira:Diavolo I ironed your sheets and cleaned your room just now.Please don’t make your room dirty again.

Diavolo:Okay thanks Kira,love you.

*the room goes silent*

Dio:Awwww did you say you love Kira?Do you think of him as your mum?

Diavolo:I-NO!That was a mistake!Kira I promise,I only see you as a roommate.

Valentine:Your face is so red right now,if there’s anything you want to say to Kira you can~

Doppio:I agree.And what’s wrong with loving Kira?I love you Kira!

Kira:I love you too Doppio.I must say,I didn’t expect this from you Diavolo.

Diavolo:IM MOVING OUT

Extra:

Pucci:Has anybody seen Diavolo?

Dio:Nope,I bet he’s thinking of Kira right now.

Pucci: w h a t

The Jojo Villain House Book Club!

Every one in a while the villains have a book club,so let’s see what it’s about!

Dio:He doesn’t interact with anybody unless they say something he disagrees with.For example,he had a 3 hour argument with Valentine over a character’s looks.

Kars:He doesn’t go to the book club.He finds the books they choose…interesting.

Kira:He usually picks the books and runs it.He is also the one who has to stop the arguments from happening.

Diavolo:He reads fan fictions in the book club and does a graphic description of them.That’s why everybody chooses not to acknowledge him.

Doppio:He doesn’t read books,he’s just happy to be there.

Pucci:He recites the Bible and will occasionally read Philosophy books.

Valentine:He only reads books about America or things Dio wouldn’t like.

Diego:He eats the books.

JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?

During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.

Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.

Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.

Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)

Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.

Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.

Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.

Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.

Alright new headcanon.In the villain house neighbourhood Morioh,there’s a strange amount of old ladies that live there.They all trash talk the other old ladies and smell strongly of burnt lavender.

And Kars is friends will all of them.They’re like his second family (he likes some of them more than Santana)Oh yeah and all of them tried to fight Dio and Dio had to forfeit because Giorno was there and he didn’t want his dad to beat up a bunch of old ladies.

(KIND OF PART3 SPOILERS???)

You guys know the scene in part3 when Polnareff tries to go up the stairs but Dio sends him back to the first step?Dio would 100% do that with Kira if they lived in the same house let me show what I mean:

Kira:Dio I am going to walk up those stairs right now if you don’t get down here!

Dio:Oh?You want to walk up?Try to do so.

*a repeated loop of Kira trying to go up the stairs*

Yippeee more writing!!!

Was inspired by this post ( X ) by @starry-blue-echoes about their au idea hehehe so I wanted to do a little writing for it!! Maybe not exactly tried and true to their au but it was fun!! You should definitely check them out as they're such a cool writer and have so many neato ideas!!!!

Do hope it does their idea justice tho <33

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Kira felt his lips tighten into a grimace, hands quaking as he stopped from trying to clip his nails. Frustrated, he tightly closed his eyes. All he was trying to do was cut his nails. Do a bit of personal up keep! But, it seemed to be too much to ask from his inssufferable, egh, 'roomates'. all morning, all DAMN morning, he had been trying SO hard to find a quiet place to tend to his hygiene. The bathroom or porch were his normal places, But considering Dio and Diavolo used the restroom like a revolving door to touch up their makeup and always left it such a mess, Kira couldn't bare to think about it! Let alone try to do his own morning routine. The porch was out of the question as well, at this time of day Kars took up residence with his husband. Kars already didn't like half-....all the group, save for maybe doppio or pucci, but he especially disliked them in moments he could spend with his husband. So no nice fresh night air for kira.

With these spaces off limits, he had finally given in, despite how much it agonized him, and decided he would do it in his bedroom. After layering a few towels and things to ensure minimal cleaning would be required he had finallly sat down with his clear nail polish and clippers, among a few other hygenic tools to keep his hands in their pristine condtion, when he heard IT. The roaring fit of laughter. Now, he wouldn't have been so annoyed if they were further back in the home. further from his calm space and could be drowned out, But unfortunatley lady luck didn't seem to want to side with Yoshikage Kira today and it was just a few doors down from him. he tried to calm himself but soon, in a huff of anger, he pushed himself up and stormed into the room.

"WHAT is so hilarious that you all must-" he began with as much anger as his monotone voice could muster before he stopped dead in his tracks. His eyes landed on just the answer to his question. he paled, all color draining from his skin and face as he saw a sight that made his heart sink to his shoes. Most of the others in the room laughed, calling things to Kira as he stared in horror. It.... was... awful!!! there, projected onto a large screen, was the most chilling scene Kira could call to memory, his death. The day those blasted teenagers had found him once again and had his head CRUSHED by an ambulance after his embarrassing moment of weakness. he felt sick, like he was going to lose his lunch right there, his head throbbed and he gagged gripping his gut before hurrying off to the bathroom.

Confused Dio scoffed leaning forward from agaisnt the couch as he swirled his glass of wine. "well, what's HIS problem?" Dio smugly smiled and laughed before he felt a sharp jab in his rib from pucci beside him with a frown. "what!? I, DIO, am just messing around!" Dio hissed to the younger boy with a groan as he leaned back agaisnt the sofa with the young boy's disapproving glare and returned to watching the screen as more scenes from their various lives played. What a buzz kill he could be at times.

☆《♡- Fin -♡》☆

Inspired <3

Dio has definitely made the mistake of trying to insult Esidisi or whamu and Santana and that is a mistake-

(Referencing another post I made about kars watching and crying about poor Esidisi's death in the peanut gallery villain expansion)

Dio getting bullied by Kars would be so funny

You've summed up their entire relationship in the Villain House-

just. Dio is acting like his regular assholey self and Kars is having none of it. He could not give less of a shit but the second Dio make it his problem his absolutely curbstomps him in retaliation

almost every interaction between them is Dio trying to fight him and Kars either ignoring him entirely or showing him exactly why he was the only one here who wasn't technically dead