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jegulus date night, sitting on the couch watching graphic true crime. regulus laying his head on james’s shoulder, popcorn bowl on james’s lap. regulus slowly eating popcorn, watching with great interest. james is absolutely fucking horrified and comes out of it scarred for life, while this is just an average tuesday night for regulus
Curvy Regulus.
Regulus who is trans and doesn't have the luck to be tiny and stickly thin because he's got hips and a soft stomach and breasts. Regulus who, even when transitioned, still has thighs and needs to wear belts because his hip to waist ratio is too great. Regulus who feels confident about his curviness and doesn't think of it as feminine or dysphoric, because it's a part of him, and he's a man. Regulus who get kissed and bitten on the softest parts of the his body and loves the things it does for him. Regulus who doesn't have a flat chest. Regulus who loves himself.
Curvy Regulus.
James: I love cats because they’re all cute and grumpy and aloof and you really have to work for their affection.
Remus: …Kind of like Regulus?
James:
James: Yes.
James: Fuck.
James: shake what your mamma gave you!
Regulus: *shakes antidepressants*
Regulus would definitely pick Sirius's long hair off James's clothes and say "who is she?" every time as a joke
James: you’re overthinking this
Regulus: I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available
[a normal day at hogwarts]
barty: how are you regs?
regulus: i still don't know
barty: mmh?
regulus: yeah, like, do I want to kill everyone, myself or just eat a cookie?
barty: oh, then which one do you think it is?
james: *looking at regulus completely in love from the gryffindor table*
regulus: the unexpected, to be trying to eat but having james potter glancing across the hall at me. I'm going to throw myself at the lake if he doesn't stop
james 'i can fix him' potter: *obliviously waving at regulus*
sirius side to side with james: *confused and angry noises*
marauders era! regulus would love crime and mystery books
modern au! regulus would be a sucker for 00s shows and movies like vampire diaries, gilmore girls or skins. but james would make him watch shows like ofmd or good omens in exchange for having watched with him scary and thriller movies (in those nights james cuddles up closer to regulus because he's sort of a scaredy cat).
marauders era! regulus would love abba but he'll pretend like he doesn't. meanwhile modern au! regulus would still like abba but scream his lungs with lana del rey and mitski.
modern au! regulus would silently judge cringy people while looking directly at their soul until he makes them uncomfortable.
regulus was terrified of being a bad dad to harry.
t e r r i f i e d.
he worried, and he paced, and half the time he panicked if he was left alone with harry for even two minutes for james to go to the kitchen and bring back a bottle.
james was phenomenal with him, a natural. james was born to be a father. lily was an amazing doting mother, it all seemed to come so natural to her. mary always made harry squeal with excitement the second she walked into a room. but regulus felt as if he could never be a good father. he never had a good example, so how could he be?
so when harry potter was eleven months old, and took his first steps towards regulus, who at the time was not even paying attention to him. and james and lily screamed in excitement, scaring harry and causing him to not only just walk to regulus, but run to him.
well, regulus figured he must of not been doing to awful of a job.
and as he held a now crying harry who couldn’t understand why everyone was screaming and being so loud, and clung to his papa with tear stained cheeks and soft coos. regulus decided it didn’t matter how terrified he was of being a father, because he already was one, and harry seemed to think he was doing a pretty good job.