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A Jeb wip and madcomtober (2023) stuff I never finished.
Heyo! Just posted the first part of this new fic to Wattpad and figured I might as well promote it here ^^
I got into Madness Combat a couple months ago and I saw a lack of YN fics on Wattpad for it. So I have come to contribute!
Do enjoy 😁
A wild chapter 2 appears after almost four months :DDDD
my bsf hates me because I'm gay
I think this is more of a Reddit thing but I want someone to tell me what to do-
I'm bi, I have a amazing and gorgeous girlfriend and we started dating 4 Days ago
I finally told my friends cuz I saw them today, my friend Stella was happy for me (thought cuddling was gross :p) she pressured me into telling my biphobic friend hawthorn about it and so I told him, thinking he'll just not care
BUT he starts saying how he's homophobic and the Bible says it doesn't like gays, I don't drop him because I'm closeted and my mom and his mom are bsfs and my mom will question stuff
what should I do
Under the mistletoe
Hank: No lips, so they won't kiss you. You can kiss them on their jaw or teeth though. Will expect it anytime either of you walk under it.
Doc: Grumbles about it, but will take his mask off and kiss your cheek. Nothing more. He won't do it again.
Deimos: Yes please, he'll go full on pulling you into a romantic dip and all. He's going to try push his tongue in your mouth. He will be camping under it for you or San to walk under it again.
Sanford: Intense blushing, but will give you a chaste kiss on the lips. PDA isn't his strongest suit. He will do it again if you or Dei are under it.
Tricky: He's gonna shove his tongue in your throat 100% He's gonna stand there all night and demand another kiss when you're in the room.
Hofnarr: A polite yet sweet kiss, bright pink cheeks all the while. He'll happily do it again.
Jeb: He'll roll his eyes but there's a playfulness to it. He'll kiss your hand, forehead, or cheek. Might do it one or two more times, but no more.
Crackpot: No kiss. The mask stays ON.
Sheriff: please please please (he's down bad) He'll kiss you as many times as you'll let him.
Auditor: No. He'll burn the damn thing.
Torture: Your face is tiny compared to his lips, you're gonna be covered in slobber if you try.
Phobos: A piece of greenery telling a God what to do?? Pathetic. He didn't say you could leave, come back here and kiss your God, mortal.
Chopper Dave: Orite love, why not eh? Tis the season. He tastes strongly of whiskey.
Q Bert: Aye go on then, but only once, alright?
Bossman: Why? He will once, but he'll keep asking why.
Skinner: Of course! As many kisses for his favourite little patient.
Church: Bet you did this on purpose, didn't you? He's going to keep you under the mistletoe all night.
Jorge: Of course you did it on purpose. These two are going to fight over you, both jealous when you kiss the other.
Gestalt: What.
(Feel free to comment anyone I missed/you want added and I'll add em.)
guess whos back into Madness Combat
hi, i’m lena, i love your blogggg
Omg hi 😱
I’ve been a big fan of your blog for a while now so this is super awesome to me!! You were one of the accounts that inspired me to start writing.
Thank you so much for enjoying my content 😊
HAPPY NEW YEAAARR!! Jebus, Sheriff, Hoffnar (c) Madness Combat
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DO NOT REPOST!
I can imagine Hank's life like this lol
what if... they were on the beach? (also dont like how i drew auditor but fuck it)
!!MADNESS COMBAT ART'S COMPILATION!!
+New Jebus art
