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happy birthday, satoru



mini king :) the lengths i would go for him
(will be uploading another one either tomorrow or this week, i can’t dump something that doesn’t deserve and isn’t on the standards of satoru)
he’s coming back.
satoru x gn!reader texts
little brain rots and nonsense shit




now from here you have to options
1 .

2 .

the choice is all yours, be my guest
after the second choice you’re free to think of how you’ll respond
after all we need some gojo to fill in what gege took
What if Gojo comes back in his own, fully healed body bc Yuta made a pact with Kenjaku while he was dying?
We already know that Yuta's RCT can revive people, and Kenjaku's ability to heal people's dead bodies is insane.
Kenjaku wants to stay around to see something interesting, right? And he could totally heal Gojo's body. They might have to do a couple of brain transplants, but that's what pacts are for.
Chapter 261 has me taking a social media break bc 90% of the reactions are shit I swear to god
Jjk fans have become addicted to despair and complaining
There is more hope for Gojo Satoru to return now than ever
But gege has a lot of points to make about love and drawing his parallels before we get him back. it's a process, and I think it's beautiful
But think about how Yuta released Rika and she, even after death, still has her own autonomy and still shows up to fight beside yuta.
Yuta is going to release Gojo in a bit. Maybe bc his brain can't handle Gojo's techniques and everything it will take to fight Sukuna, or because he can use Kenjaku's technique to restore his own body and return to his own skull.
To feed into this narrative, I'm sure that Yuta killed the higher ups alongside Gojo. We saw that Katana wound to the head-- Gojo's techniques don't make slices. Yuta was down to share that burden and not let Gojo be the monster on his own anymore. They're sharing, guys.
Yuuji's old school acquaintance has the technique to create sugar. You know who was always eating sugar, and got super burned out? Gojo is getting his brain sugar levels back up and then he can get his own body back when Yuta returns.
Hell, even if that's not right, knowing Yuta, he would share Gojo's body between both of their souls. It wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.
Just had a dream w Gojo and even more theories on why he is okay
The first one might not make sense irl but it was kinda funny. I was saying like, isn't it weird how Gojo is compared to like a cow and cows have several stomachs and that's like a source of cursed energy? He probably has a source in each half of his body, so he'll be fine. I was walking through this long building in at idk I guessed 3am, and only a few people were awake but they were above me, talking about how we're out of money fighting sukuna. I was looking for the room with Gojo's body bc people had taken over my bed and I was bitter about it. But I didn't know if my being there could interrupt his plan so I was looking for someone who knew the most about RCT, and telling people that this was Gojo's plan, whether from the beginning or improvised before the slice that cut the world.
The second one makes more sense and it was my theory since Gojo got sealed in the prison realm - that he would have time on a sort of loop until sukuna is defeated (Hakari even mentioned using the prison realm for time travel so I still kind of believe this one. And why reset time until every attempt has been exhausted?) so we were standing in a circle, going over the next round and I asked him about it. That we know this isn't the first time, but does Sukuna know? And Gojo said that he doesn't.
In the end I became Yuuji somehow. And I was eating the rest of sukuna's body. Started with the mask on his face and it was pretty good?? I ate his head and the rest reminded me of like a thin fruit rollup. But it was good and I ate it all and escaped before anyone could stop me. I am craving sukuna's head now and I do not know what irl could match it. Maybe freeze dried fruit, mango?
10/10 would dream again but why the fuck would anyone compare Gojo to a cow, was that just bc or the malevolent shrine skulls, tf? But maybe he could have placed RCE centers in each half of his body, somehow, though even his brain was pretty burned out. Bro needs sugar.
He should have worn a candy necklace to that fight fr.
I never updated this from chapter 262 so here's more evidence we have hope for Satoru Gojo <3

Yuta moved the ring to his own body's right hand, instead of taking it with him.
Yuta's body also has shoes back on (it was barefoot in the previous chapter), like he's prepared to go out.
Yuta's head doesn't show any stitches. There is a line across his forehead, but it hasn't been sealed yet, like they're going to switch brains back, whether his own or Gojo's idk.
Yuta and Gojo did replacement training, which means that he would also be familiar with how to function in Yuta's body. I can't rule out the possibility of Gojo returning with Rika.
Chapter 261 has me taking a social media break bc 90% of the reactions are shit I swear to god
Jjk fans have become addicted to despair and complaining
There is more hope for Gojo Satoru to return now than ever
But gege has a lot of points to make about love and drawing his parallels before we get him back. it's a process, and I think it's beautiful
But think about how Yuta released Rika and she, even after death, still has her own autonomy and still shows up to fight beside yuta.
Yuta is going to release Gojo in a bit. Maybe bc his brain can't handle Gojo's techniques and everything it will take to fight Sukuna, or because he can use Kenjaku's technique to restore his own body and return to his own skull.
To feed into this narrative, I'm sure that Yuta killed the higher ups alongside Gojo. We saw that Katana wound to the head-- Gojo's techniques don't make slices. Yuta was down to share that burden and not let Gojo be the monster on his own anymore. They're sharing, guys.
Yuuji's old school acquaintance has the technique to create sugar. You know who was always eating sugar, and got super burned out? Gojo is getting his brain sugar levels back up and then he can get his own body back when Yuta returns.
Hell, even if that's not right, knowing Yuta, he would share Gojo's body between both of their souls. It wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.
I saw the recent interview w gege but I stand by my theories on Gojo coming back, anyway I also have another one
You know that Sukuna took him down w the slice that cut the world
Do you think that his soul is also in two pieces?
I mean, sukuna was split between 20 fingies (and there are similarities between those 2 already)
I get the impression that the soul might reside heavily in the head, but it's definitely through the entire body.
So Gojo can be dead and alive at the same time.
His soul can be in the airport and in the living world.
Mazie speculates on this image and Nobara's return in this video, but I have a more Gojo-centric interpretation. (yes I did always believe that Nobara is fine, I have at least 4 reasons, but about Gojo):


The fish represents Gojo, cut in half, and the eyes could represent his six eyes - - but they also resemble Sukuna's marks, specifically when he is possessing someone else's body, not in his true form.
The nail could 100% be another clue about Nobara, but it makes me think of resonance, of the link to a soul.
Maybe this is all to show that Gojo is beginning to possess his own /Yuta's body, that he's half here and half not, learning to work with this new state.
I think that's all I had to say 🫡
Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one
Ok so if you've caught up on chapter 262: I have a relevant prediction for 263.
Yuta's hollow purple isn't going to make it (his red and blue circles haven't overlapped, and Gojo has several times reminded Yuuta to be mindful of his sloppy cursed energy). This means that Gojo is the strongest because he is Satoru Gojo, I think, bc Yuuta's been able to copy other techniques, even RCT heal other people, he comes from a lineage at least as legendary, and he has practice with the six eyes, and all the bodily memory of Gojo's CT, but still can't become the next Satoru Gojo, like Kenjaku had said.
But, going back to my fish theory - Gojo might be able to influence Yuuta, he might gain enough control over his own body - maybe it would take Kenjaku's technique wearing down first, if only half Gojo's soul has access to the tangible world.
I think it would be kind of neat for Gojo to possess Yuuta (tho it is his own body) the same way that Sukuna had possessed Yuuji, both of them are main protagonists from Sendai who knew nothing of jujutsu until being left with a curse so intense that jujutsu society got involved. So.
The other thought is that Gojo's soul would return to his brain, maybe Yuta's body, which no longer think makes as much sense but I can't rule it out completely.
I guess the less eventful possibility is for Yuuta to call on Gojo, whose body would react to protect his students like Geto's reacted go protect Gojo. It would still explain the images above, and preserve the fact that Gojo is entirely dead. (my heart and headcanons say otherwise)
But going back to "throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one" - and suspecting that heaven represents the head, and earth represents the body, along with the living world and the afterlife.... Hear me out.
I saw the recent interview w gege but I stand by my theories on Gojo coming back, anyway I also have another one
You know that Sukuna took him down w the slice that cut the world
Do you think that his soul is also in two pieces?
I mean, sukuna was split between 20 fingies (and there are similarities between those 2 already)
I get the impression that the soul might reside heavily in the head, but it's definitely through the entire body.
So Gojo can be dead and alive at the same time.
His soul can be in the airport and in the living world.
Mazie speculates on this image and Nobara's return in this video, but I have a more Gojo-centric interpretation. (yes I did always believe that Nobara is fine, I have at least 4 reasons, but about Gojo):


The fish represents Gojo, cut in half, and the eyes could represent his six eyes - - but they also resemble Sukuna's marks, specifically when he is possessing someone else's body, not in his true form.
The nail could 100% be another clue about Nobara, but it makes me think of resonance, of the link to a soul.
Maybe this is all to show that Gojo is beginning to possess his own /Yuta's body, that he's half here and half not, learning to work with this new state.
I think that's all I had to say 🫡
Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one
IM SO SICK OF GEGE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. GIVE ME THE PEN GEGE NOWWWWWW.


satosugu in my style 🖤🤍
Gojo comes back jjk ch 257 (I definitely didn't rearrange the satosugu number...)
rip this reach of mine 😔 I will not give up hope for future chapters 🙏
Gojo comes back jjk ch 257 (I definitely didn't rearrange the satosugu number...)