ITS LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A SCAN OF MY UNWELL BRAIN AND THEN TRANSCRIPTED IT OMIGOSH - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

continuation of The Vision:

ID: A collage of images of characters from both Danny Phantom and Rise of the TMNT, with lines connecting characters together and captions describing how. Jack Fenton and Raph are "'unmasculine' hobbies. also SMASH and LORGE." Raph, April, and Jazz are "eldest daughter syndrome (maybe not April as much)." Jazz and Mikey are "'get therapy' (threat)." Mikey and Danielle are "'I'm Baby' >:3." Danielle and Casey Jr. are "Mk 2.0." Casey and Danny are "When the future BADS." Danny is connected to Casey Sr. with "Mk 1.0." Casey Sr. is one of three points of a "Unique Recipe Triangle," the other two being Mikey and Sam. Sam and Draxum are "Plant," and Sam and Donnie are "Chaotic Purple." Donnie and Tucker are "Tech," Donnie and Maddie Fenton are "Bo," and Donnie, Maddie, Jack, and Draxum are the four points of a "Mad Science Quadrilateral." Returning to Danny, he is connected to Leo, and while they do not have text, they have a shakily-drawn autism creature who is blushing and crying. End ID.

good lird. the PARALLELS between leo and danny. do you understand. do you understand how cathartic it would be to find out that you're not the only one who (nearly) doomed reality to an extradimensional being hellbent on pure destruction and (nearly) got everybody you loved brutally killed over a single mistake you made because you committed the horrific crime of…*checks notes* being a teenager who didn't want to go full-speed gung-ho into full-time heroing/leading and instead just wanted things to go back to normal so your loved ones would no longer have reason to be mad at you. do you understand. except WHOOPSIES you have now ensured that those very loved ones will now be the first to go! except you can save them if you give it everything you've got and then some! except not really because the odds are just too slim! except not really because a time traveler smacked you upside the head and gave you those precious few moments you needed so all that bad stuff doesn't really have to happen, or someone broke the laws of time and space to put you back where you belong, or both! do you understand the catharsis of learning you weren't the only one and neither of you are blamed by your friends and family, so maybe, just maybe, you don't have to blame yourself either. and you both quip the pain away (and also just to get a rise out of people). do you understand. i am metaphorically gripping you by the shoulders DO YOU UNDERSTAND

i also think all the teens would play online games together :)

ID: Jack, Maddie, Draxum, and Splinter's images sit beneath a quickly-drawn banner with the following on it in Comic Sans: "parents who want to be there for their kids (now) but honestly kinda suck at it to varying degrees (but are working on it)." Rainbow lettering beneath the banner reads "Club," and more text reads "it's canon." The word "canon" is in cursive, and the word Club is in a big, poofy font. End ID.
ID: The exact same image, except now the banner reads, "parents whose kids could kill God." End ID.

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