It's All Cool Until You Really Think About It - Tumblr Posts

Uh... The trees are made out of people. Some of them children... You'll practically be helping an ages old tree eldritch feed off the oil-turned blood of innocent wanderers...

honestly if a mysterious shadowy beast offered me a gig where i wandered around in the woods for the rest of my life, occasionally chopping down trees but generally having minimal impact on the overall ecosystem, i think my main complaint would be that it never seems to be spring or summer in the woods—that I don't get to experience the full diversity of the biosphere. Cool with the woods-wandering and sporadic tree-culling though.