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!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺!!!
A baby boy!!!
Le Petit Bebe pour tout le Statehouse
One-shot
"For fuck's sake, Loui!" Pennsylvania shouted as a small bundle that used to be Gov nearly fell to the ground. Whatever was bunched up in clothes in Penn's arms was at least humanoid. "Start watching where you put your voodoo shit!"
Minnesota had heard him shouting and went out to investigate, eyes wide as saucers when a small toddler peeked out of the bundle, pale watery eyes and a dark short hair on display. He stared at Pennsylvania, wonder and fear in his eyes.
"What the fuck, pal."
...
Surprisingly, baby Gov did answer to 'Con' and did not kick up much of a fuss for a good half an hour as he was fought over to be carried by nearly 50 states. Eventually, he started whining without tears to be given back to Penn who was already two beers in.
And no more as Rhode Island smacked the third out of his hands whenever he tried opening his third.
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The boy did like horses, to Kentucky and Texas' delight. Little Con, as Northeast dubbed him, was happily babbling and holding a conversation with a full on plushie. He liked any and all food that was offered too. All in all, he seemed like an easy toddler to take care of.
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He was refusing to sleep. And boy, did little Con have lungs on him when he was forced to do whatever it was he was against. No amount of distractions was going to work. Fed up with the others, Utah shouldered his way and took the boy in his arms, starting to sway and sing him a lullaby.
The states slept that night. Not well but they did.
my turn!!
Solomon: rat
Simeon: Bible Study
Luke: My Son 💛
Diavolo: Man-child
Barbatos: Barbie 💗
Lucifer: Emergency Booze
Mammon: Partner in Crime
Leviathan: Player 1
Satan: Scary Cat Privilege
Asmodeus: ✨Material Girl✨💅
Beelzebub: Cinnamon Roll
Belphegor: Exhausted Pidgeon
No, I will not be explaining any of these. Don’t ask.
What I'd have the Obey Me cast in my phone as:
Solomon: Grandpa 💙🤍
Simeon: AYTOBNDYJWTGAS 🙂
Luke: Babie 😇
Diavolo: Supreme Court 🎩
Barbatos: Barbie 💗
Lucifer: Eyebags 🥱
Mammon: Not A Financial Advisor 📉
Leviathan: Leviachan 💜
Satan: My Little Meow Meow 🐱
Asmodeus: Prettiest Boy Alive 💋
Beelzebub: s o u p 🍲
Belphagor: Life Backup Plan 🖤
Please tell me what you'd have them in your phone as.
wow you guys are shit at this! i wish i never had to hear this!
has this been done yet ?