Im Not Weird - Tumblr Posts

My friends are always saying “look at that cute boy over there!” And get all riled up and I’m just confused as to why they are drooling over this man that is literally a stranger. What are they talking about?

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

I say I hate babies with adult names but hate I am wanting to name my future son Ivan

Does anyone else sometimes wonders if "we can always tell" transphobes would think you're trans ? Or am I just weird ?