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the way neil just fucking casually wrote down that name, slid it across the table and ordered a hit right in front of jean's salad

Some more ship art of Noah and Mirage 🏳️‍🌈💖

Look what I found. Some old Delphi security footage. Hacking into their system was… an experience.

@betterdoctorthanyou @doyourequirefirstaid @gunsinlegs

( taken from this post )

Ranboo is being bullied by money and I'm fucking ugly cackling 🤣🤣

I fucking love chat 🤣🤣

(now Phil has to talk to Ranboo's parents! That's it I'm dead! XD)

Ranboo is being bullied by money and I'm fucking ugly cackling 🤣🤣

Shit teen batman from my very specific au says bc i say so:

"yeah, no, you're not wearing that, you look like a bootleg lil huddy"

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*on the phone with Cat while with the league* "i cant come right now, im working with the elderly"

Hal & Barry: *offended noices*

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*@ the team* "deadass? Not to quote superman but, are y'all bitin' my boot right now?"

Black Canary: *sigh deep enough to restart the fires of hell*

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*at his kids* "so what if he took your crackers? Deck him in his face, we talked about this"

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*gossiping with Dinah* "it was like weird as shit, she fucked her principle, got divorced and posted it on her only fans- yes i know its none of my business- but still tho..."

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"Lowkey,,, Jasons math teacher is fine as hell"

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* @diana* "Not to like,,, drop my trauma here or something but,,, are you my mom right now??? Or did i misplace the signs of mentorship??"

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"I swear to god Susan, if you dont teach your kid to fucking behave i- oh okay, you wanna fight? Pull up, see what happens"

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*aggressively baking* "i'm going to fucking win this bakery sale Tim, i dont care im not your real dad, Susan and her store-bought cookies need to be put in their place"

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"Your english teacher is cake for what? Like,, sir,, double cheeked up? On a thursday afternoon?"

Dick, in the back of the car: "can we just go home?"

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"This is my son Jason, i found him on craigslist"

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"not to like bodyshame or anything but,, why are your toes crusty?"

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"I'll bet you five dollars that superman sleeps with a cowboy hat- yes i know there is no ethical way to get this information, does it look like i care?"

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"Do you think he keeps the dumb goatee to hide a birthmark?"

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*talking on the phone with the sirens while killing aliens attacking earth* : "I cant talk right now, im doing hot girl shit"

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We'll see how far i'll go with this

gay pirates brain rot is not real and can't hurt you

(oh also for those who might be interested, these are available at my RB shop 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️)

THE SOUND I FUCKING MADE WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT YESTERDAY [ PART 1 ]

This is hands down the funniest shit I've ever seen

i had to look up this word that rosette says when she’s braiding chrono’s hair in act 9. i thought the multiple meanings were interesting, because i’ve only ever read this translated as “it’s irritating” (or “it gets in your way”)