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SERIOUS GAMERS! — one piece as genshin players
luffy is an ar 43 childe main
childe main luffy !!! mayhem !!! maniac !!! cannot use bow mode for shit!
basically explores his overworld like crazy ... has 100% exploration on dragonspine because he said fuck sheer cold we die like real men :D aka a 100 times until he realises .... fire .... fire good
does not use healers. what are they. whats this wack 1000+ hp increase. is it free? do the game gods suddenly like him?
can't build characters asks law for help who fucking busts a blood vessel seeing all the 5 stars hes sacrificed on shitty artifacts (DEF% circlet on diluc, cries real tears)
has bad luck on pulls though its crazy
he doesnt even save primos,,,,
ust pulls and didnt know about losing the 50/50 he'd just be happy either ways
"haha look a character!"
THIS IS YOUR 5TH QIQI BRO
also randomly joins worlds and steals stuff . he has no etiquette Smh
does not do abyss or if he does its just a headache he has no idea he doesnt read the opponents info he has no team synergy he is just random bullshitting go in this sanji is an ar60 yae main
has raised all thee waifus but he has a thing for being humiliated by women so ... yeah .. yae
yae defender since day #1 !! he has fought whole wars for her on twitter when people were saying her kit is shit ... he started not one but 3 fan accounts
his team is basically yae, raiden, jean and lisa (whos going to tell this man theyre all girlfriends)
is now getting ready to ascend to the title of no.1 yelan main in the whole wide world .. is sacrificing his sanity to give her 300% crit damage
like luffy he does not give a fuck about the storyline, just plays for the characters (ahem.... ladies .... is also subtly growing on ayato)
hes also a big whale. does that surprise anyone? no?
r5 donut c6 kokomi and is trying to get her to deal big damage #RoadTo100K
skips dialogue
tries to cook some ingame dishes, his almond tofu and sweet madame are actually kind of good! robin and nami have benefitted from this one
zoro is an ar56 ayaka main
got into the game because luffy and sanji were heavily into it and he's fallen into a deep whirpool of genshin ayaka impact
does not give a fuck about the story + dialogue
initially played it for funsies but as soon as he saw ayaka Goddamn
compares sword styles with her secretly its so Cute
has raised her shes insane crazy 500k when he coops people clap they scream they shout
too bad shes the only built character he does not give a fuck about anyone else
ayato came and hes building him also but everyone else is irrelevant. THIS IS AYAKAS WORLD!
does not like traveller since hes not interested in ayaka
wants to punch the shit out of him
generally annoys him
keeps on whining about how traveller uses a shitty ass blade, how ayakas much better than him etc etc.
takes boss fights very Seriously is very Good at them also
does not know how hes gotten to ar 56 but will #grind until shes c6 (hes f2p and benefitted GREATLY during the ayaka banner)
ace is an ar60 eula main
whale whale whale whale
needs to touch grass hes spent his LIFE INSURANCE MONEY on this game
loves everything about it
follows the story, loves the characters, worldbuilding everything
surprisingly dedicated a lot of braincells to it! built his characters fr
he streams it also does stupid challenges n shit, ie. i die i roll
it's him and his eula against the world! he loves a woman that can kick serious ass
very fun to coop with. will go to heart island with you. will carry you.
36 stars spiral abyss like bro is full mental illnessing it he wants the primos even though he can go to the shop and basically go batshit
his luck is very bad though like he has NEVER gotten a character before 60 pity
his c6 mona speaks for herself! and so does c6 keqing!
would have mained childe but heart of depth domain sucks 4 years out of his lifespan per run (1 like = 1 decent crit piece for ace)
has hit 1mil with eula . but at what cost?
law is an ar57 xiao main
im sorry he instantly connected with him
the emo fatherlessness is universal
basically built the entire team around xiao, eg. xiao/jean/albedo/zhongli
also admires zhongli and would have mained him but he saw emo boy first
has primordial and him at c1 but he has never paid, he's not that deep in yet
just has decent luck and saves pragmatically
like luffy he has his evil moments and steals stuff from players (has gotten threats of doxxing/being cussed out)
but other than that his genshin routine is doing dailies, event and then hes out!
follows lore actively though, finds the various cross cultural references very fun
would probably pull for baizhu if he becomes playable
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