Idk I Tried - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

*team 7 watching over a litter of puppies for a mission*

Naruto: *pouting, sitting with his arms crossed* This stinks.

Sakura: *letting the puppies nip and bite at her fingers* Why? This is the cutest, easiest mission ever!

Naruto: I guess they're cute, but... I don't like dogs.

Sakura: What??

Sasuke: Yeah... I thought you'd be a dog person, considering how similar you are to them. Loud. Annoying...

Naruto: *pokes his tongue out at Sasuke* Well I'm not. I prefer cats. So much calmer and nicer than dogs.

Sasuke: Hm... I guess that's one thing we can agree on...

Sakura: Don't say those things around the children... they can hear you!

Naruto: They're babies! What are they going to-

Naruto: Ahhh!! Its biting my toe! Ow! Sakura, it won't let go!

Sasuke: Ones biting me too! Why are their claws so sharp?!

Sakura: I warned you two...

Naruto: Get them away! They're biting me!

Sakura: Talk shit, get hit.

Sasuke: Kakashi! Do something!

Kakashi: *observing from outside the welping box* ... you get em, puppies.


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