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"Whereupon the captain tell him that he had better be quick—with blood—for that his ship will leave the place—of blood—before the turn of the tide—with blood."

What

Ffs Mina, give me a little help here.

"Final the captain, more red than ever, and in more tongues tell him that he doesn't want no Frenchmen—with bloom upon them and also with blood—in his ship—with blood on her also. And so, after asking where there might be close at hand a ship where he might purchase ship forms, he departed."

So like. This ship captain thinks Drac is French (as a French person myself, honestly, that's fair). But the rest is just... I can't make sense of it. Bloom? Blood?? Blood on her?? Is her the boat???

Is Drac pretending he's going to book passage on a different ship?

Wtf is happening