I Love My Party - Tumblr Posts
ah yes, the adventures of: an immortal with a bakery, a child necromancer, her dragonborn dad, a giant duck, a street jester, and the team's dr8g dealer
"boys will be boys" is playing d&d with all guys and they're watching you write your character sheet and see your handwriting and go "that is so neat" and when you're like "lmao its really not" they all simultaneously pull out their own sheets and show u their handwriting and they all look the exact same
i love dnd. i am not a fighter character . i am not a healer. i am an inconvenience to our bbeg.
hey dnd tumblr reblog with insults to help a bard out
me begging the dm to go easy on my character who has bucketloads of trauma combined from all the campaigns ive used them in
“sitting in the corner and vomiting is always an action you can take” - my dnd party, whenever we are faced with a problem that is stress-inducing, or that we cannot immediately solve
...sometimes u spend 45 minutes out of the 4 hours you've got planned arguing as a group with ur dm over how the bartender should sound and thats just how dnd is
me every dnd session, sitting right across from the dm: ya know i'm feeling really unsafe in this environment right now-,
i had a dream last night where I was playing dnd and then all my dice disappeared and the rest of my group kept playing while I kept asking “has anyone seen my dice?!?!” in distress and was searching the entire map set & room for them
dnd between player convos are so funny to me cus it’ll be like.
[Person A]: see you at the assigned meeting time. 😐🖤🕶
[Person B]: yes, see you there!!!!!🥰💖💐🧁
best thing about d&d is holding another’s players hands while something terrible goes down in the plot
me, after using Thunderclap five turns in a row: ;)
dm: please stop
d&d campaign idea where the world is actually flat and I have npcs constantly warn the party that if they continue the quest they’ll “fall off” and “not to go too close to the edge” but none of the players belive me until the last session when they fall into the abyss at the end of the world
silly little thing that happened in my dnd session where the bbeg tried to charm my character except I have immunity to being charmed so it went a little like (with viewer interpretation)
bbeg: ;) *wink
my character: ;) *winks back
shoutout to the guy at the table across from us waiting for his own dnd group to begin who was listening while my group played and occasionally whispered “insight check” and “check for traps” anytime he heard us doing something particularly dangerous
”well what DOES he eat, like, grapes??” - my friend, talking about my oc
i think the real dungeons and dragons happens when you take a five minute break and come back and no one in the party remembers what you were doing before the break