I Laughed Way Too Hard - Tumblr Posts

Waking up at 6am after falling asleep for 3 hrs and this pops into my head:

Alucard: *sings* Don’t cry for me, Sir Integra!!

Integra: *lights cig* Oh servant?

Alucard: The truth is I never left you!!

Integra: *snaps cig* THEN WHERE IN BLOODY HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Alucard: *strums a guitar* Here, there and everywhere :-D

@herushingu @gingerkyuketsuki @incorrect-hellsing-qoutes

“What are you doing?!” “Checking my injuries!” 

concept: ushi can only speak broken english and he pronounces coke like cock

the 100 crack: inspired by this

“When staying in hotels during touring or recording, Queen would naturally wish to remain anonymous, so a system of aliases was devised that was also used on luggage tags and room lists: Freddie Mercury: Alfred Mason. Brian May: Chris Mullens or Brian Manley. Roger Taylor: Roy Tanner or Rudolph de Rainbow. John Deacon: Jason Dane or Judge Dread.”

— Peter Hince in Queen Unseen

Tumblr sends me some of the funniest notifications.

"Hurry! Your Tumblr crush {insert blog name here} has posted a new photo!"

...I might have opened Tumblr because of it.