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okay- so- IMAGINE!!! Splatoon 4 comes out, it set during the Great Turf War; the Final Fest of the game? Inklings VS Octolings!!!!!! Octolings win and we create a timeline spilt in the Splatoon games, one where the Octarions won the War and Inklings were left underground.. Thoughts?!?!??

If I may add this: Phillip learning that “Lemmy is God” and then finding out that Lemmy died back in 2015.

Random stupid things from the modern world that I (and my brother) think would kill Phillip/Belos on sight:

Teenagers insulting his drip, apparently. (Given what happened with Luz.)

Look me in the eyes and tell me that man knows what a fucking car is. That man takes one step outside and immediately gets his crusty ass hit.

One second on TikTok and that man is done for.

On that note, one look at Twitter and that crusty bitch just immediately keels over-

You know what? Just the internet in general.

Every single drink from a soda fountain mixed together will immediately end his crusty existence.

A single Jolly Rancher would do that musty ass in.

Literally anything vaguely spicy would kill this crusty ancient fuck on impact.

Modern music in general, but play "I Want It That Way" by The Backstreet Boys specifically and his ancient ass is done.

One step inside of a McDonald's and his colonial ass just withers away.

Emos.

Weird Al Yankovic. No particular reason, I just think he has that power.

(Feel free to add on if you want!)