I Just I Have No Idea Where This Idea Of Super AAA HAVING FUN IS WITCHCRAFT Simon Even Came From - Tumblr Posts

text post reblogs Simon and richter would not be the boomer and gen z dynamic Simon Belmont is 29 at most!!!!!!!!!!!! he’s not that old!!!!!! I hate running into comics especially often smash bros ones where Simon is some kind of wise mentor figure and richter gets to be goofy either that or Simon gets depicted as some stuck up old fart jerk and like???????? why??????? he’s not gonna be a dick to female characters about their clothes he’s literally wearing less than them on a daily basis 💀💀💀 I just I have no idea where this idea of super ‘AAA HAVING FUN IS WITCHCRAFT’ Simon even came from 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Simon and Richter would probably get along and be friends! they’re close in age they’ve had similar bad experiences they’re both a little deranged hell I sincerely think Simon would be a little bit more deranged than him Simon gives me the vibes of the cool uncle who doesn’t talk much but will join in on shenanigans and takes you to your first goth show like he’s definitely considered the weird one of the family but not derogatorily would probably play bloodborne and tell you the whole lore before not speaking again for a whole week do you see my vision GoS also suffers from mentor character Simon disease sometimes too tbh it’s sad there are some parts of that game I like and the rest makes me incredibly disappointed uhjauahauahjdjshsj but guys please Simon isn’t that old at all man if you think he looks 40 it’s probably because of the resting bitch face and not sleeping very much as you can see I am still very normal about this character—