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ravxe3n
1 year ago

professor: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA GET IN THE HISTORY TEST

ryan: A HUNDRE-

*image of exam paper showing a score of 6/100*

A sequence of two doodles. The Professor, holding his hands together, asks, “So how did you do on your exams, Ryan?” Ryan thrusts his hips, puts one hand on them and gives a thumbs up with the other, answering with a confident grin, “100% Professor!" The Professor responds, “Ah! So you're choosing to lie. I see.”
The Professor turns around and asks, “And how about you, guys?” A crowd of puppets gather towards him, many of them glaring at the Professor, yelling at him, scheming with each other, or simply looking horrified, dejected, or exhausted. The following puppets are accompanied with the following text: The Molasses Horse: I miss my wife, Professor. I miss her a lot... The Pile of Diamonds: Sacrè blue, Professor… The Book: Professor, with all due respect, we're all failing. The Propeller: *panicking because he left several questions unanswered* The Mummified Goose: What the HONK was that last question? We didn't learn that! The Bye Bye Brothers: I know who our next target is. Policarpa’s Sewing Spool: I DEMAND RETAKES FOR ALL OF US 'CAUSE THAT WAS SO???? The Beast of Gévaudan: *trying not to eat the blue ballsack* The Oar: It was a little… difficult. The Sword: A little? The Clipped Coin: hahaha. what was that. Ziryab’s Oud: I could write a song about this. Emu: What do you say we start a fire, ey? The Olympic Torch: Hmmm... tempting. The Stool of Good: A stool of gold... The Wheat: Professor... Why…

The Post-Exam Moodboard

As represented by Puppet History characters. Tag yourself: I'm Clipped Coin + Molasses Horse (and maybe a little bit of Ryan ngl)

Bonus sketch of shan and ryn (both created by the lovely @ravxe3n) (I hope you don't mind me tagging you 🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽)

A doodle of shan and ryn which are tiny, exaggerated versions of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara. shan glares at the camera holding a lighter. Behind him is a fire burning paper into ash with the text “exams” pointing at it. ryn waves around a party popper.
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SHAN HOLDING THE LIGHTER(?) i love. them i must kill them over and over again i am honoured to have been tagged by the nice genderless bacon guy my boys are causing havoc once again shan and ryn puppet history im tagging myself as whoever said “trying not to eat the blue ballsack”
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