I Am Certifiably Crazy! - Tumblr Posts

This is my view on Dabi as well. I am like the Abominable Snowman from The Looney Toons... "I want to hug him and squeeze him and call him George!"

He is as if a statue carved by Michelangelo himself! That being said...I have no desire to screw a statue or any other kind of art. But I do want to hug him, pet his head, and tell him he's pretty.

when i say "i want him" i don't necessarily mean in a sexual way. i want him like a house plant. i want him the way you'd search for pretty rocks in a river. i want to put him in a pickle jar on my desk and study his behavioural patterns as if he were a little critter, creature that he is. lock him inside a hamster ball and put him in the dishwasher. i also want him to rail me, but that's different