History Is My Special Interest Sorry - Tumblr Posts

depends how you look at it ig

imo yeah humanity makes sense if you look at how we've progressed throughout history

the development of capitalism, social bonds and constructs, the rise and fall of civilisations explains so much about how we function now across so many countries and cultures

Alr. So I heard one of the most bizarre sentences in my admittedly short life. It goes along the lines of:

"As you go back into history, the clearer things become."

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHAT. THE FUCK.

I'm not joking when I say I got a fever from that sentence. I'm currently in bed trying to recover, and I almost cried.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? LIKE, YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WHETHER A CERTAIN PERSON IN HISTORY EVEN EXISTED OR NO??

THE BIRTH OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS EASY???

Nononononon—

We're all just ✨️ dumbasses ✨️ who can't figure out shit. I mean, who needs evidence? Nah, bro. Look at my skibbidi rizz instead, daring.

Hoho, proof? I made it the fuck up.

Like, I'm not even sure where I should start ranting. My brain is so fucked. I feel so offended and overwhelmed. My fucking fingers are trembling so hard. Like, is this what the average Twitter user feels like on the daily? Holy shit.