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The Weirdest Things MC has Seen the Brothers Doing

Lucifer: Sleeping, but like. In the most insanely uncomfortable positions just he just passed out wherever he was sitting/standing. They've found him asleep draped over furniture, upright against a bookcase, and even in the middle of the floor like a deadman. Guy needs naps.

Mammon: Literally anything he does with his money. It's pretty unhealthy, honestly. He has a whole shrine made of counterfeit Grimm that he has stashed away for good luck and he recites love songs while he cleans Goldie.

Levi: Whatever it is, I promise you that involves slutty cosplay, compromising position, and probably a camera somewhere. There is a reason that door is locked.

Satan: Anything he does whenever he's trying to be more "cat-like." Look me in the eye and tell me that he hasn't licked milk from a bowl at least once. You can catch him drinking from glasses this way too if he gets too distracted.

Asmo: He strikes me as the kind of person who does really fringe, psudeo New-Age body maintenance rituals like wrapping his entire face in seaweed or rubbing his whole body with crystals. Whether or not it works, it'll look really weird to walk into.

Beel: Beel just... randomly licking or taking a bite out of everyday objects to see what they taste like. If something has an appetizing color, he'll eat flowers AND the vase they came in without anyone there to stop him. MC has seen him ripping chunks out of a couch.

Belphie: Words just pour out of Bephie's mouth when he's asleep sometimes. Most of the time it's gibberish, but like a monkey with a typewriter occasionally he'll just spit out the entirety of Hamlet in his sleep for no reason.

The Weirdest Things MC has Seen the Brothers Doing

Lucifer: Sleeping, but like. In the most insanely uncomfortable positions just he just passed out wherever he was sitting/standing. They've found him asleep draped over furniture, upright against a bookcase, and even in the middle of the floor like a deadman. Guy needs naps.

Mammon: Literally anything he does with his money. It's pretty unhealthy, honestly. He has a whole shrine made of counterfeit Grimm that he has stashed away for good luck and he recites love songs while he cleans Goldie.

Levi: Whatever it is, I promise you that involves slutty cosplay, compromising position, and probably a camera somewhere. There is a reason that door is locked.

Satan: Anything he does whenever he's trying to be more "cat-like." Look me in the eye and tell me that he hasn't licked milk from a bowl at least once. You can catch him drinking from glasses this way too if he gets too distracted.

Asmo: He strikes me as the kind of person who does really fringe, psudeo New-Age body maintenance rituals like wrapping his entire face in seaweed or rubbing his whole body with crystals. Whether or not it works, it'll look really weird to walk into.

Beel: Beel just... randomly licking or taking a bite out of everyday objects to see what they taste like. If something has an appetizing color, he'll eat flowers AND the vase they came in without anyone there to stop him. MC has seen him ripping chunks out of a couch.

Belphie: Words just pour out of Bephie's mouth when he's asleep sometimes. Most of the time it's gibberish, but like a monkey with a typewriter occasionally he'll just spit out the entirety of Hamlet in his sleep for no reason.

The Weirdest Things MC has Seen the Brothers Doing

Lucifer: Sleeping, but like. In the most insanely uncomfortable positions just he just passed out wherever he was sitting/standing. They've found him asleep draped over furniture, upright against a bookcase, and even in the middle of the floor like a deadman. Guy needs naps.

Mammon: Literally anything he does with his money. It's pretty unhealthy, honestly. He has a whole shrine made of counterfeit Grimm that he has stashed away for good luck and he recites love songs while he cleans Goldie.

Levi: Whatever it is, I promise you that involves slutty cosplay, compromising position, and probably a camera somewhere. There is a reason that door is locked.

Satan: Anything he does whenever he's trying to be more "cat-like." Look me in the eye and tell me that he hasn't licked milk from a bowl at least once. You can catch him drinking from glasses this way too if he gets too distracted.

Asmo: He strikes me as the kind of person who does really fringe, psudeo New-Age body maintenance rituals like wrapping his entire face in seaweed or rubbing his whole body with crystals. Whether or not it works, it'll look really weird to walk into.

Beel: Beel just... randomly licking or taking a bite out of everyday objects to see what they taste like. If something has an appetizing color, he'll eat flowers AND the vase they came in without anyone there to stop him. MC has seen him ripping chunks out of a couch.

Belphie: Words just pour out of Bephie's mouth when he's asleep sometimes. Most of the time it's gibberish, but like a monkey with a typewriter occasionally he'll just spit out the entirety of Hamlet in his sleep for no reason.

The Weirdest Things MC has Seen the Brothers Doing

Lucifer: Sleeping, but like. In the most insanely uncomfortable positions just he just passed out wherever he was sitting/standing. They've found him asleep draped over furniture, upright against a bookcase, and even in the middle of the floor like a deadman. Guy needs naps.

Mammon: Literally anything he does with his money. It's pretty unhealthy, honestly. He has a whole shrine made of counterfeit Grimm that he has stashed away for good luck and he recites love songs while he cleans Goldie.

Levi: Whatever it is, I promise you that involves slutty cosplay, compromising position, and probably a camera somewhere. There is a reason that door is locked.

Satan: Anything he does whenever he's trying to be more "cat-like." Look me in the eye and tell me that he hasn't licked milk from a bowl at least once. You can catch him drinking from glasses this way too if he gets too distracted.

Asmo: He strikes me as the kind of person who does really fringe, psudeo New-Age body maintenance rituals like wrapping his entire face in seaweed or rubbing his whole body with crystals. Whether or not it works, it'll look really weird to walk into.

Beel: Beel just... randomly licking or taking a bite out of everyday objects to see what they taste like. If something has an appetizing color, he'll eat flowers AND the vase they came in without anyone there to stop him. MC has seen him ripping chunks out of a couch.

Belphie: Words just pour out of Bephie's mouth when he's asleep sometimes. Most of the time it's gibberish, but like a monkey with a typewriter occasionally he'll just spit out the entirety of Hamlet in his sleep for no reason.