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Seriously love him so much. Vergil may be my favorite but Dante holds a special place in my heart forever. Especially dmc 1 dante.
You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Dante but I acknowledge his flaws (none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always right) /c
Get berried 🍓
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statement fucking ends.
omg creepypasta I love youuuuuu I love you so much even though ur not that creepy ❤️❤️❤️
This also happened while I was reading the book. Mood setting 10/10, conflicted to recommend.
Thoughts I had while reading the Book of Bill [spoilers ahead]
Yeahhh, I’m not doing that.
First of all this book costed me $25 (twenty five) dollars, I am not writing anything on it.
Second, I am black!! So no! :D
Yup, this is creepy.
OH ? 😀
I am not turning that page again 😀
Wrong. I will never die as long as memories of me live on, it’s 1-1 we’re even. You should have watched Coco, loser.
Not McGucket catching a stray, oh my god ?
You!!! Cannot trick me ! ! ! Compliments will get you nowhere! I am LOVED and CARED for !!!
The pages don’t have numbers, why would you do this to me ?
Silly Straws®, teehee.
Serious Straws™, nuh huh ☝️
Jokes on you, I live in Canada and I already have chronic depression. Sucl on taht.
Okayyyy, I guess I’ll try ONE demonic pact just to know how it goes.
Laws are made up! (Somebody let me know when they crack the website password/code).
The puns, good lord.
What is it with you and licking stuff ?
I don’t think you can advise anyone on fashion style really. Monopoly-man looking ass triangle.
I don’t have it in me to decipher (haha) the secret messages today, please.
I wonder if the barcodes work.
Maybe he stole one of TS’s Grammies.
This book is hilarious
Live reaction of the book reading me :
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Optimus prime most perfect being in the universe now canon.
I’ve never wanted to read the Great Gatsby.
Hi Stanford :D
Going from “trust no one” to “you have to trust me” is insane, near death experiences really do change a man.
Of course I have free will, I’m reading this book 🤨
Iron deficient people all hate Dennis.
So far I’ve learned nothing from this book, Bill literally scammed me omg ?
That’s not how you write creeticsm.
Bill polyamorous officially canon.
That is indeed a tall hat.
Cause of death : Devoured by hummingbirds.
Being “too annoying for hell” is crazy, yet fair.
Will somebody ever match my freak? </3
I heard Scrimbles last wish was for me to see the next page, I simply obliged.
All I’m hearing is that there ARE places where other Bills WON weirdmageddon except YOU 🫵
Are you ashamed ? I would be ashamed. It’s shameful.
They do have big heads tho, it’s true…</3
You’re so obsessed with the kids it’s weird, stay your creepy ass inside!!
Possessed Mabel is my new obsession.
Is that a pair of scissors??
Dripper Pines is not following up to his name; outfit’s whack af. Sad, disappointing.
Bill you are not that popular, please stop.
She dumped your ass, huh
I AM A REPULSIVE BEAST OF UNFATHOMABLE WRETCHEDNESS, GROTESQUE BEYOND MEASURE! I FEED ON YOUR DISGUST! I AM REPUGNANCE INCARNATE, AND SHAME CANNOT CLAIM ME.
He’s so real
Stanford aromantic officially canon.
Oh my lord, Dipper what did you hear baby :(
I love Soos so much please stop playing with me.
Oh no, Pacifica honey :(
You’re so obsessed with Dipper, please get a JOB.
I wonder what’s the name of the group chat.
I had to google “sascrotch”.
I love Dipper so much please hold on.
The search history…I would have kms.
#drankcoffeeheartfeelweirddying?
No, but does killing a ghost made a double-ghost tho?
I feel like a need a whole section for the search history, Dipper wtf
A hot glue scented candle :((
Big ass head
Why would there be a freaky Friday support group online Dipper…come on now..
Grow extra finger impress uncle :(((
I hated that, thanks for showing it to me.
Mabel chaotic lawful now confirmed.
“Fantasy” by Mariah Carey, she’s so real
Emphasis on “Rash” and “Out of character” because some of y’all freaks decided to get super mad at a 12yo fictional character 🤨
Huh…McGucket’s mind definitely feels different to him. Good to know 🙂
We thank him everyday for his memory-erasing gun
Didn’t you say you’re not dead ?
“I looked up and saw the stars. And I was ready to be one” okay you ate that one little thing, I’ll give you that.
Bitch…did you unexpectedly cause a genocide..?
That’s a lot of things that I will not unpack.
I’m getting way more information about his love life that I wish to.
Fuck pigs, indeed Bill. Fuck pigs.
Well, Time Baby didn’t destroy his dimension now, did he ? Your only similarity is that you’re the last one of your kind 🤨
That man had his first encounter with bill on Feb 3rd 1901, yet the inventioneers’ fair news paper was out in Jan 22, 1901…?
I too have had enough of the French.
This is the blood of a killer Bella.
Bill is such a girlfailure, he’s been trying to get on earth since the dinosaurs!! Just give up! Do something else!
How can a broken science experiment lead to so much drama. Please, don’t go to school kids.
That waitress was so lame, it was funny!
You set a what on fire ? 🧍♀️
You didn’t go no-contact, you killed everybody 💀
Boy, oh boy am I excited to read the fandom’s theory about this >:)
The getting along sweater ™
McGucket turning into a third Pines brother.
He already had trust issues Bill, did you really have to give him a slogan ?
I love them so much, if I ever catch teen Stanford it will be on sight.
“He may be a god, but I am a scientist.” Coldest bar in GF’s existence. Speak your truth bestie.
Oh ok, this is creepy 😀
Your hate of grammar mistakes doomed us all Stanford </3
Well, this is terrifying.
It’s so extremely sad how if any of the twin had died during that period, no one would have ever known about it…
It upsets me so hard how fast he jumped to the conclusion that Stanley broke his machine on purpose. Even then, I would simply not let my twin get thrown out the house with NOTHING to survive. Did he even graduate high school?
“Too cool for the FDA” is insane, someone had to beat him up, this is crazy.
You didn’t “abandon” your family. Your dad is a piece of poo and doesn’t deserve your time nor your support. He can go choke tbh. Also, Stanley’s totally gonna make fun of you, he’s literally your brother 🤨
Is Ford a Taurus ? No reason for him to be that stubborn.
I admire his dedication to be a menace.
Ngl, that was a weird break up story.
Why is it always a handshake with you? Why can’t we make a pinky promise?
He misses Ford so bad.
If Stanley isn’t an irredeemable screwup then neither are you Stanford.
Oooh, being called a needy theater kid…I would have shot him not gonna lie.
He’s been talking it out this whole book, I don’t think he’s ready to move on Mabel.
Dipper is talking to all Mabel haters reading btw, he told me about it.
Are you really a con master if you got caught every single time ? :(
Oh now you’re obsessed with Stanley? Damn that’s crazy, you really need to talk to someone about it.
Ugh, now I feel bad for him. Deserved tho, seek therapy dude.
LMAOO???
The henchmaniacs didn’t call? They suck so hard, what the heck!
Welp, that was a fun read. Now to read fan theories ☝️
I've been real sick recently, so I can't put too much effort into drawing (hard to focus). But, I've been watching Secret Life and had to try something.
So uh, woah? Did you jump?
Good Doggy🐶
Pet play | Sub!Chuuya X Dom!Reader
"Hey, can you have these signed and copied by Wednesday?" Your coworker asked as she handed you a thin pile of papers from outside your cubicle. "Sure!" You said as you took them, getting a few inches up from your chair as you did then quickly sitting back down.
"You've been on your desk for hours, Y/N," the coworker said, impressed. "How do you do it? If it were me I'd be aching all over by now!" You chuckled at her comment. "Oh, I just have a lot of motivation, I guess." You said bashfully. Your friend was then called by another coworker and the conversation ended. You watched her walk away, making sure she was out of sight before--
You heard a noise, your thoughts interrupted. It came from underneath your table. A smile invaded your lips as you looked down cheerfully.
Chuuya's mouth was covered in a cage-like muzzle which made it hard for him to talk or make any noise, not like it stopped him. The poor orange haired man was crouched underneath your desk, a collar around his neck that was tied to a leash that connected to the stem of your chair. Despite his annoyed, uncomfortable expression, you couldn't help but notice the rosy color to his cheeks and the longing in his eyes. He's been begging for you to touch him all morning, aching for the warmth of your skin against his. There was something even warmer down in his nether regions, like a fire in his groin. It wasn't just the humiliation of being stuck in such a position that got to him, not even the fear and dread of being caught by a nosy coworker and not even knowing how to explain, but the fact that he had to sit still while getting a front-row seat to your scent, your thighs, your legs, and your pussy that's been leaking such sweet-scented juices right in front of him, and there was nothing he could do but sit there and wait for your shift to be over. Not only that but he also had to wait for everyone's shift to be over for you and him to leave without anyone noticing. He started wondering how he even got to this predicament, more importantly how you managed to talk him into it.
Chuuya has always prided himself in his aggressive, dominant nature. It's a trait of his that he flaunts proudly, especially around you. Sure, when he first got to know you, he was definitely attracted to you, or more like something about you. There was the sound of your tall, polished red heels, the sultriness in your voice, the color of your lipstick, and the overall aura that separated you from his other partners. You weren't someone who would submit, you were someone who would dominate.
At first, when the two of you began your little escapades, he had noticed the difference in your performance. You didn't obey his every command, instead you would make one of your own and he would submit. Upon hearing "Come here" you would say "no, you come here". If he was right you were left, if he was up you were down. Everything about you went against everything about him, and something about it made him want you even more.
And when you had proposed this idea, this barbaric, invisible little show meant only for his eyes and your own, his own dominance that he was once prided in himself had already been chipped and scratched, leaving room for yours. It wasn't just the action itself, it was the fear of an audience, the fear of being found out, the fear of someone standing just a little too close and finding mafia executive Chuuya Nakahara of the Port Mafia, the feared and praised gravity manipulator, on his knees like a dog, being denied any sort of dignity and being moulded into a pliant, subservient little slut.
It was his pride that brought him up, and it will be his pride that breaks him down.
You caressed his cheek, watching him melt at your touch, the bare minimum of what he's been aching for all these hours, and chuckled lowly.
"Don't worry, Doggy." You said, a shadow over your eyes like a dark cloud overcast. "She's gone now, you can relax." As if that would magically take away the thrilling anxiety of the situation. "And maybe if you're good, I'll give you a little treat during my break, how about that?" Your smile looked so innocent, so pure, yet he knew there was an evil hiding behind it. A darkness unfolding one button at a time.
You're not done with your good little Doggy just yet.
"He's literally a murderer and an asshole he can't be a babygirl" damn shawty I kinda don't care
Hi welcome to my Ted talk where I get unhealthily hyperfixated on an actor (Danny Pudi) after rewatching a show that they’re in (community) and then going down a rabbit hole and eventually becoming obsessed with a narcissistic capitalist federal criminal (Brad Bakshi) because goDDAMNIT HES JUST SO BABYGIRL.
As I sit here rewatching Mythic quest immediately after finishing season three for the first time, I am slowly accepting the dreaded notion that I will eventually have to rewatch Breaking Brad
Also I had to go through the painful fucking 37 minutes that was Dark Quiet Death and I think it broke a part of my soul that I will never get back. 😋
Oh… 😰
Caleb widogast’s special interests being books and cats hes so fucking autistic. he’s just like me fr
And what if I said I’m in love with Zac Oyama?? Like in the most platonic way possible I’m in love with him??? I just?? Gorgug Thistlespring my boy ever? My favorite little no thoughts head empty fella?? I love him so much thank you Zac Oyama for blessing us with this silly little guy
i am 100% normal what are you talking about
his power level is what now? 🤨
Misclickduo Bot Fight AU
My first refrence for my AU (ive resumed my writing and my comic after 5 months!)
Next Mariana!
I made it better (sound on!<3)
