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Xiaolumi college au brainrot this is a plea for help i can’t stop drawing them i’m gonna be honest this is some random shit i thought of before going to sleep and it wouldn’t leave my head, but also if you’re wondering why their majors are what i made them: xiao’s q makes him fucking jump. that’s why LOL so i was like what the fuck can u do if you can dash and can jump high? a volleyball player HAHAHAHA i made lumi a history major mostly bc as players we travel and learn more about teyvat as the game goes on so that’s why lol. both Aether and Lumi in this au are history majors (i literally already made a list of what each character’s major would be in this au stop me god please)
literally just teleported to wangshuu inn because i know xiao is there and i just want to end my gameplay there AND THEN NOW I'M SEEING A XIAO HC IN WANGSHUU INN.
—drunken mishaps—
character(s): xiao
request: heyo 👁👁 can I request Xiao taking care of drunk reader but they are so drunk that they don't recognise Xiao and are just rambling like "Mister I have the sweetest lover ever! His name is Xiao and he is so handsome and cute and I'm so in love with him!" by @fatuifucker
tw/cw: drunk reader (if there’re more lmk!)
XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS
♡ you decided that it was a good idea to head to mondstadt and drink some of the well known dandelion wine, you didn’t expect to get drunk out of your mind, but one glass turned into two, and so on
♡ when you stumbled out of angel’s share, you slurred out your lovers name. xiao didn’t expect for you to be drunk, he thought that you got ambushed by hilichurls and couldn’t handle them all by yourself
♡ sighing, xiao walked up to you to pick you up bridal style, only to be stopped by you placing your hands on his chest, which low key flustered him, you then proceeded to say something that made him extremely flustered
“mister... I have the sweetest lover ever! his name is xiao and he is so handsome and cute and I’m so in love with him. he deserves the world, I would die for him!”
♡ xiao turned away from you so that you wouldn’t get a chance to see his tomato red face. sober or not, xiao didn’t want you seeing his flustered face, he was an adeptus for crying out loud!
♡ once xiao managed to calm down and de fluster himself, he turned back around and quickly picked you up then teleported you both back to wangshu inn. he placed you down on your shared bed (even though he doesn’t have to sleep) and turned around to leave, only for you to grip onto his hand, giving him puppy dog eyes
♡ he decided to comply to your begging, so that you wouldn’t become restless, and so that he could receive hugs and maybe some kisses, he placed your head onto his chest so that you could go to sleep which the help of his steady heartbeat. once he was sure you were knocked out, he placed a small kiss onto your forehead, humming in content
—overwhelmed—
character(s): xiao
gn reader
genre: fluff
cw/tw: none
summary: you’ve noticed that xiao has been quite overwhelmed recently, deciding to visit him, you see something unexpected...
XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS
you decided to give xiao a visit, after being told by verr goldet that he’s seemed quite overwhelmed recently, and hasn’t been acting like himself
you also brought his favourite dish, almond tofu, thinking that maybe it would help him cheer up, even slightly
heading up to the balcony, you looked around for the adeptus. there was no sign of him anywhere, which confused you. usually he would come right up to greet you
turning around, about to head back downstairs, you halted hearing a cry. the cry sounded like a baby or a small toddler. parental instincts kicking in, you searched for the source of the sound
almost dropping the dish of almond tofu in surprise, in front of you was a very small yaksha, who you recognised as xiao
looking around, you picked him up. he only babbled in response, his small hands reaching for your face. you melted on the spot at the sight of him, he was so cute!
you had to find someone who knew xiao well from a young age, somehow managing to find zhongli
telling him what happened, he nodded his head in understanding. zhongli then explained how sometimes when xiao gets very overwhelmed or stressed out, he will revert back into an infant. it eventually wears off, but it’s unknown when that’ll happen
don’t worry, you won’t be alone looking after the now infantized yaksha, zhongli will also help when he can. he’ll also spend a ton of his childe’s money on a pretty massive morax plushie, which xiao seemed to be attached to the hip to
miraculously, a few weeks later, xiao turned back into his normal self. unfortunately it happened whilst zhongli was feeding him with him in his lap
xiao apologises profusely when that happened, zhongli obviously didn’t care, he’s been through worse after all
you now have your boyfriend back to normal. try not to tease him too much or remind him of certain stories zhongli told you about xiao when he used to actually be younger. if you do end up teasing him too much, he will either dissapear in a puff of smoke, or he will be burning up in the face, and will hide his face in the crook of your neck
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liyue.
XIAO, CONQUERER OF DEMONS
headcanons
> overwhelmed
summary: looking after xiao when he turns into an infant
> drunken mishaps
summary: taking care of their drunk partner, their partner blurts out how they feel about them
> being the youngest adeptus
summary: what it’s like being the youngest adeptus
scenarios
> touchy
summary: their partner thinks they’re a burden
being the youngest adeptus
feat xiao and adeptus reader, mentions of the other adepti and zhongli
genre fluff
tw/cw mentions of death, spoilers to the other yakshas(?) lmk if there are more
• xiao is a very protective older sibling, but he won’t mention it
• because he watched the other yakshas die due to their karmic debt, he is quite hesitant to go near you at times, fearing his karmic debt will affect you and give you karmic debt
• he’s envious of your innocence and childlike wonder at times, wishing that he could turn back time to when he was happy like that with the other yakshas
• whenever you want to be held by him, he’s very hesitant since he’s worried that he’s too strong and he’ll somehow end up crushing you
• if you ever give him a little present (like a flower crown) he will wear it, even if he has important business to attend to eg. defending liyue against monsters
• one time he wore the flower crown you gave him when he met up with zhongli, safe to say that zhongli slightly teased him for being so soft for you
• whenever he’s unable to look after you/keep an eye on you, he usually gives you to zhongli or the other adepti
• cloud retainer absolutely loves telling you stories about shenhe and ganyus’ childhoods (don’t tell them tho)
• cloud retainer also just talks about random subjects at times, which can be quite fascinating at times
• she’s also low key glad that she gets the chance to look after a child again, she enjoys it very much (just know that she will definitely tell trustworthy travelers/people about your childhood when you’re older)
• zhongli is a grandpa, change my mind
• he absolutely loves telling you stories too
• enjoys taking walks with you around liyue, will even help you pick flowers if you’d like to make him a flower crown
• he won’t hesitate to tell you about xiaos’ younger years, if you ask
• the best at telling bedtime stories
• enjoys carrying you/holding you if you’re comfortable with him doing so
• he will also kiss you on the forehead whenever he has the chance to do so
• overall, being the youngest adeptus isn’t that bad. plus, you have a lot of family members that are cool and powerful
period pain
ft ganyu, zhongli, xiao
reader— gn (afab)
cw/tw— periods, cramps
🥥 | GANYU
she’s able to relate to having periods, so she understands how painful they can be at times
sadly she’s very busy so you won’t get to see her often :(
good thing is whenever she does come home she’ll bring you your fave snack, a hot water bottle etc. anything you need she will get
if your cramps are very bad and you want to snuggle, then don’t hesitate to tell her, she will gladly snuggle with you <3
expect to be somewhat spoiled by her when you’re on your period (but expect her to still work way more than she needs to cause she’s a workaholic)
🐲 | ZHONGLI
we all know that zhongli has taken the form of a female before, which means that he’s most likely gone through the pain of having a menstural cycle
zhongli may be technically human but his dragon instincts/senses are still there, which means he can sense when your period’s going to come before you do
as soon as you start groaning in pain about the cramps, he will not hesitate to run to bubu pharmacy to get all your needs taken care of
he will also brew you some tea to help with the cramps, which is just HFGGDJGH
will also buy you as many sweets/snacks as you want (poor childe’s mora)
if you want to, then he’s alright with laying with you and purring to help ease the pain in a way (I’ve heard that cats purrs are healing to people, so I decided that zhongli does the same thing, u can’t change my mind)
luckily hu tao let him off for a bit to take care of you, cause she too knows how agonising periods can get. she told him he’s going to have to work during some of the holidays in return but anything for u <33
🐚 | XIAO
when you’re on your period, there’s only one way to explain how xiao reacts
panic
he doesn’t know how to deal with the pain you’re in, which low key makes him feel useless and like he doesn’t deserve you in his life :(
even tho you’re the one in pain, you’re going to have to reassure him and try to show him the ropes
he surprises you with some pain medication and a heat pad along with some sweets and snacks
also he asks if he can brush your hair to help you relax a bit more
which is super soothing, he’s surprisingly good at brushing your hair
dw tho he eventually gets used to your periods and what to do in certain situations, he’s a fast learner
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the only content that doesn’t belong to me is the characters, they belong to hoyoverse
GENSHIN BOYS WITH A SHORT S/O (LIYUE)🐉
character(s) — zhongli, xiao, baizhu
reader’s gender is not specified, nor is their race. I always try to make my fanfics as inclusive as possible
tw/cw — none ig, lmk if there are any
note(s) — everyone seemed to like my previous post with sumeru boys with a short s/o, so here’s the liyue boys (it’s short ik) #justiceforliyueboys
ZHONGLI
man’s tall asf
like he towers over the majority of liyuen citizens
doesn’t really talk about your height difference
low key likes it tho tbh
like he’s a protective man over things he loves, and the fact ur short makes his protective nature go 📈
he’s not gonna make fun of your height, he’ll maybe tease you now and again, but never make fun of you
he’s got a son who is also very short (if yk yk)
XIAO
man’s short™️
so if ur shorter than him, bro ur like toddler height I’m sorry-
gives him a little happiness knowing that there’s at least someone who’s shorter than him
he likes the feeling of overtowring someone in height, even just a little bit, he’s so use to being shorter than everyone around him
he will not hesitate to beat anyone up who makes fun of you for your height, it’s on sight-
short s/o for a short king, he deserves that and more🛐🛐🛐
BAIZHU
this pretty boy snake man is tall
like probs the same height as zhongli, maybe slightly shorter
so it’s no wonder ur shorter than him
does he comment on it? yes
does he tease you for it? yes
dw tho he does this out of love, changsheng also now and again makes comments about ur height
she loves you too tho dw :))
sometimes he likes to use you as an arm rest, he will stop tho if u ask him to
whenever he asks for kisses he says that you have to reach him urself, so good luck-
if he sees you can’t make it then he’ll lightly crouch down and give u a small smooch himself so <33
I love this man sm u don’t understand-
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Yeah, okay, so I've made a few mistakes in my life But I never knew they'd force me to pay such a heavy price
I took entirely too long on this sketch…
I can’t wait for Lantern Rite to come back!
Zhongli’s Wife who treats Xiao like her own son after Morax rescues him from his slaver and Xiao eventually gets all these dirty fantasies about her which is why he eventually moved out to Wangshuu Inn even tho Wifey was so upset and even pleaded him (and also pleaded to Morax, who was subtly glaring bc he Knows Xiao masturbates to the image of his wife on a nightly basis, and blankly refused her). When Morax “dies” first thing that comes to Xiao’s mind is to visit mommy dearest bc surely she’s having the worst day and yeah, she is. She’s disheveled and drunken herself into a stupor and is crying while clutching Morax’s clothes and Xiao just,,,,, tries to comfort her but he’s not good with emotions and she is a mess with her robes all askew and he’s like “i heard human women sometimes get fucked when theyre hysterical to reset their hormones wanna try that?” and Wifey is so damned drunk she agrees but the entire time she’s like- calling out Morax’s name and it just makes Xiao angry and be more brutal.
Anyways Zhongli cant get in contact with Wifey, how strange. He thought after the commotion she’d at least come by the Harbor at least once and he could go and talk to her then but she never goes! Then when he tries going to his old house its just, devoid of wifey. Smells like sex and blood tho, and there’s traces of anemo energy and Zhongli is like “that motherfucker—“
Meanwhile Wifey is getting her brains fucked out by Xiao who knows he’s gonna die bc Morax will def come after him so he lets go of his inhibitions and well and truly carves his existence into Wifey’s dumb little brain and slutty body. He’s gonna die but he’s gonna die a winner.
Man imagine being a good archon and saving some lil brat from slavery and then he repays you by cucking you. Tragic. The audacity.
Imagine if he can get away with it though... I mean obviously Zhongli knows but maybe our boy just does a really good job of hiding... Imagine how it goes over when lil wifey finally returns to sobriety and her senses. She feels soooo guilty... But she still really thinks her husband is dead. It's not like Xiao's gonna tell her. He can convince her that this would be what he'd want... This was he can watch over her and keep her safe right? Since Morax was killed, she's not safe either! So she has to stay hidden... And don't trust any men who come by saying they're her late husband, they're lying to her.
Just. Poor Zhongli but there's something so sweet in a fucked up way of Xiao just keeping his little stolen wife locked away for the rest of eternity. Breeding her over and over and isolating her into insanity and making her forget anything beyond him and the four walls around her even exists, forget all about her life before, just nothing but him.
Baby Yaksha encounters a frog at Dihua Marsh
XIAO PRETTYYY
a moment of tranquility.
Wangshu Nights
A little one-shot I did to try and pull my brain out of the "scrolling through social media" hole, including one of my OCs that I've never shown lol (he will be getting a post tho bc he's my baby)
Fandom: Genshin Impact Characters: Thierry (OC), Xiao Word Count: 2.2k Warnings: None Extra: OC x Canon, fluffy, a little bit of angst but it's bonked out, brief mention of another OC, this is just a first draft so it isn't Pulitzer-prize worthy but I don't think it's half bad
Here's him for reference btw
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“Dammit,” Thierry cursed under his breath as another drop of ink splotched the page in his book. He didn’t like the ink they had here in Liyue. Too runny, and it doesn’t work well with the thinner pages from the journal he purchased in Fontaine. It’s meant for one thick page with a brush, not many thin pages with a quill. It pained him to look at the starch difference in the cleanliness of the pages between when he was still in his home country and when he arrived in Liyue.
He shook his head as he continued to write down what happened that day. “Xingling, owner of Mingxing Jewelry at the heart of the Harbor, notes how the resurrection of the Chasm’s mining operations has done little for her store’s supply of gems.” He opened a smaller notebook, one he bought at the Wanwen Bookhouse, and flipped through pages covered in shorthand. “‘We’ve had advance orders on gems since the Chasm shut down, and even though it’s been up and running for months, we still haven’t gotten anything new,” says Xingling. “I don’t know if it’s a sudden lack of precious gems or the refiners we work with being slow.’”
He leaned back in his wooden chair, letting his head fall back to look at the ceiling. A dark wooden sky stared back at him, with no small holes to wink at him like stars. At least Wangshu Inn kept their rooms up to date. With it being the most popular inn in the nation, it probably has to be.
A small ache in his forehead made him close his eyes. Did he not drink enough water, or was the mark on his head acting up again? It was hard to tell sometimes. He should get some water anyways, it’s good to stay hydrated, it helps keep the brain working and writing good articles.
The lamp flickered slightly as he ran a hand through his emerald hair, sitting back upright. He got up and grabbed the water pitcher on the nightstand, filled up a small glass cup, cut so the bottom rim shone like a crystal, and downed the whole glass. Putting it back down, he glanced around the room. A comfortable bed sat next to him, its dark sheets folded carefully by the housekeeper from earlier. He was glad it was soft; it took a while for him to get used to the bed being so low to the ground, and it involved a lot of falling over. His desk was on the adjacent wall, covered in papers and spare ink and excerpts of the Harbor’s own newspaper. A small sitting area with a chair and coffee table in the opposite corner, also with a small pile of books on it. A window brought in the moonlight from outside, spilling onto the middle of the floor. It was a comfortable room, warm and homey.
He glanced at his desk, then glanced at the bed. “I’ll remember in the morning,” he mumbled as he took his purple tassel earring out and started undoing his vest. He was gonna go investigating again tomorrow, and he needed plenty of--
A rumbling from his stomach interrupted his thoughts. Crap, when was the last time he ate? Lunch? “Okay, fine, relax. I’ll get you something,” he sighed as he finished taking his vest off and threw it onto the bed. He left the room and started towards the staircase to the lower level. He thought about what he could make in the kitchen, or ask to be made if Smiley Yanxiao was still there. Why was he called that? He knew he asked that question once, but he didn’t remember the answer. Or if he even got an answer in the first place.
He stepped down the stairs all the way to the kitchen, where the absence of light clued him into the absence of the chef. This kitchen was available to guests, they just had to use their own ingredients. Well…he didn’t have that at the moment, he hadn’t gone shopping recently. But if it was just for one night, who would notice a few almonds gone? Oh, he should make some almond tofu.
The thought of it made him start to salivate a little. It was one of his favorite Liyue dishes. Soft and creamy, not too spicy like everything else is, and easy to make. It also reminded him of someone he’s grown to like recently. He smiled. Maybe he’ll see him again soon.
He entered the kitchen and turned on the light, rummaging around for fresh tofu and almonds. Firing up the stove, he began to cook. Chop up the almonds, make them into a sauce, then fry the tofu. The smell was pleasant, but not quite as mouth-watering as when it was made by the chef.
He looked up at the tall ceiling, wooden beams holding the structure up. Was he there, sitting on the balcony, looking over the marshlands and distant mountains? Should he make a second one, just in case? He glanced back down at the pan on the stove and turned off the flames. He didn’t want to waste more food than he already was. He placed the tofu blocks on a ceramic plate and cleaned the cooking equipment, but just before he left, he grabbed two forks instead of one. Just in case.
Quietly closing the door, he went back to the staircase and started making his way up to the top floor. The fresh night air was calming and made a meal like this more enjoyable. He peeked through the archway leading to the main balcony to make sure that no one else was there. There was, but it was one person he didn’t mind having as company.
Xiao stood right behind the fence, his back lit by the lights in the hallway. The light green tattoo on his left arm curled around his skin, while the spiked pauldron on his right shoulder shone, newly polished. The obsidian mask on his hip snarled at Thierry, daring him to come closer. The jade spear wasn’t affixed to his back, letting his pale skin show.
“I had a feeling you were here,” Thierry smiled as he came up to him.
If Xiao heard him, he didn’t acknowledge it.
That didn’t deter Thierry. He knew Xiao was like this. He stopped next to him--on the left side without the spikes--and set the plate of tofu down on the fence. “I didn’t really know if you were up here for sure, so I didn’t make you your own plate, but if you want to you can share with me.”
Xiao glanced over at him with his piercing golden eyes. He had to look up a bit since he was a few inches shorter than Thierry. “Why would you want to share? You made the food for yourself.”
“Yeah, but sharing food makes it taste better,” he chuckled as he took a fork and pulled off the corner, the metal easily sliding through the tofu. “And I’m probably not gonna eat it all, to be honest. It’s not good to go to bed on a full stomach.”
Xiao stared at the second fork sitting on the plate before uncrossing his arms and taking it. “...thank you.”
“Of course,” Thierry smiled. He looked out where Xiao was, over Dihua Marsh. He could see a few towers from hilichurl camps, but they looked to be empty. “Slaughtered any demons recently?”
“Are you trying to do small talk?”
“I haven’t seen you in a week, I’m trying to catch up. And I don’t think you have any hobbies.”
Xiao was silent for a while. “Yes. I purged some evil from Qingce Village two days ago.”
“That’s good, right?”
“No,” Xiao almost snapped. His brows furrowed, pinching the small purple diamond on his forehead. “It’s not good that there is still evil in this world. It’s not good that I’ve failed at my job.”
Thierry had to hold back a sigh as he put his fork down. “Xiao, you haven’t failed at anything. You’re doing your job perfectly. It’s not your fault that there’s still a bunch of shit in the world, it’s something beyond your control.”
“It shouldn’t be,” Xiao growled.
Thierry rolled his eyes. “Well too bad, it is. The best that you can do is take out anything that gets out of control and starts to harm people.” He reached out and puts a hand on his shoulder. It was cold and tense. “That’s what your job is, right? Not to save the world, but keep humanity safe.”
Xiao looked at Thierry’s hand, a few small splotches of ink on his fingertips--damn runny ink--and slowly started to relax. He looked back out to the marshlands and took another bite of tofu.
“That’s better,” Thierry sighed softly as he let go of his shoulder and finished one of the blocks. “Was there anything positive about this week?”
Xiao had to think for a bit. “I…saw some dogs.”
“Aww, that’s adorable!” Thierry grinned. “Were they cute?”
“The mortal understanding of “cute” is…hard to comprehend.”
“I’ll take that as a yes because all dogs are cute.”
“What about those born in abuse and strife?”
“Cute and brave and stronger than any soldier.” He paused. “No, most soldiers, I know a few that are really strong.” He pointed his fork at Xiao. “You still haven’t met Shui, have you? I think you two could get along.”
Xiao shook his head. “I have no interest in meeting other mortals.”
“First, I know that’s wrong for a fact. Second, I really do think you’d like her. You two are kind of similar.”
Xiao growled again. “I mean other mortals. I’m not talking about you.”
Thierry laughed and nudged his shoulder with Xiao’s. “I know, I’m just messing with you.”
The two stood in comfortable silence for a while, just looking out at the night landscape, the stars brightly lighting the way for them. Even though the stars shine so brightly, sometimes it was hard to see them in Liyue Harbor. It was the same in the capital city of Fontaine. Out here, at the Inn, you didn’t need to strain your eyes to see all the constellations.
When the forks scraped on an empty plate, Thierry stopped looking. “I’ll bring this back.” He grabbed the plate and forks. “Thanks for not running away.” He took a step back to the hallway. “Wait.”
Thierry stopped and looked back, watching as Xiao meet him in the middle of the balcony. A warm breeze blew through, rustling their hair a little. Golden eyes met gray as Xiao hesitantly reached up and, as soft as a baby bird’s feather, cupped Thierry’s cheek.
It still surprised Thierry every time Xiao willingly did this, but it still brought a smile to his face. He put his free hand atop Xiao’s and pressed his cheek into it, filling his cold hand with his own warmth. “You have poor circulation,” he whispered to him.
Xiao didn’t respond and just leaned up, tilting his head a little to the side, his eyes starting to close. Thierry met him in the middle and locked their lips together in a gentle embrace, still new, still mostly unsure. It felt…good. Like a promise he wouldn’t just up and leave when he got bored.
They separated after a few seconds, and Thierry rested their foreheads together, the two marks touching each other. A source of pain leaning on a source of freedom.
“I…don’t want to run away from you,” Xiao whispered after a few more seconds of silence, the first to pull away. He looked at Thierry with sincerity in his eyes.
“Nor do I,” Thierry said, taking Xiao’s hand in his and squeezing it a little. “And I won’t.” He let it go. “I need to sleep, I have a big day tomorrow. I’ll see you when I see you.” He gave Xiao a smile before heading back into the Inn, his lips still tingling a little.
~~~~~
Thierry lay underneath the covers of his bed, the lights out and his glasses folded on the nightstand. The darkness in the room beckoned for sleep to come, but as he started to close his eyes, a faint sound came from outside his window. High-pitched, almost like a bird, and musical. He kept his eyes open to listen closely, and he started to recognize what was going on.
An idea sprung into his head.
He dragged himself out of bed and turned the lamp on again, grimacing at the sudden bright light. He went to his desk and flipped over to the next clean page--or clean enough, given the new ink splotch on the corner. Dipping his quill in ink, he started to write.“On nights filled with unwanted mistakes, simple headaches, and midnight snacks with someone close, if you’re lucky enough, you can hear the song of a lonely yaksha calling out to his past. Past friends, past family, past memories. And if you’re even luckier, you’ll get to hear the song of the future.”
You heard of tall dude, now get ready for...
✨Short dude✨
《Xiao's first time》
A/N: I always wanted to write a dialogue script. Recently been into Genshin, thought I'd write smth smexcy for Xiao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hope you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing it :) 3...2...1...here comes my leap into the Genshin fandom
[Genshin Xiao, R18]
Pairing: Sub!Xiao x Dom fem!reader
Note: Image(s) is not mine and credit goes to its original owner.
Summary: You teaching Xiao personally about the pleasure of the flesh.
"No need to fret! I'll teach you everything there is to know!"
"To get started, you need to take off your pants first"
"I understand..."
"Uhm...would this be alright...?"
"I wanna see, spread your legs a little more?"
"So, if you grab your cock and rub it up and down..."
*Y/n rubs Xiao's dick*
"It'll get bigger, see?"
*Xiao tries touching himself*
"Like this?"
"Try pulling the skin back?"
"Right, right, that's it, you're doing good"
"Hmm, what's wrong?"
"What's up? Did you not like it?"
"No, I...I feel weird..."
"But we can't just stop halfway, that'd be dangerous"
"I'll make you feel even better alright?"
"We don't have any lotion, so make do with this..."
*Y/n spits on her hand*
"Hey-!! Y/n...!?"
"Feels a lot better when it's nice and slippery, yeah?"
*Y/n uses her hand to stroke Xiao's cock*
"Nh...gh! Nh!"
*Y/n squeezes and pinches Xiao's nipples*
"~~! ♡"
"Wh-Why are you touching me there...!"
"What do you mean? Feels good, doesn't it?"
"Sit still for me a sec."
"...?"
"!!!"
*Y/n fingers Xiao*
"Wait...!! What are you doing...!?"
"Uah! ♡ Ah! ♡"
"Y/n! Hold on, please...! What are you trying to d-"
"Uh...?!"
*Y/n's strap on slams into Xiao*
"Ah...!! Ghah..."
*spurt spurt ♡*
"You came from that?"
"Your first ever ejaculation. Congrats, Xiao ♡"
"Ha ~~~~~ ♡ Ha ~~~~~ ♡"
"Y/n...I-Is this also a part of masturbation...?"
"Hm? No, this would be..."
"What you call sex ♡"
"S-...Sex...!?"
"That's right ♡"
"We're having sex right now, the two of us ♡"
"Who knows, maybe we'll get ourselves a cute lil' baby?"
"I-I can't...!"
"Xiao, didn't you know? Even adeptus can get knocked up these days"
"You're lying, no way, they-"
"Stop..."
"Please, pull out...!!"
"I can't take this anymore...!!!"
"I can't hold on anymore...!!!"
"Ahn ♡ Ah! ♡"
"Please, no more...!!!"
"Pull out!"
"Nhoh ♡"
"Pull it ooout!!!"
"You sure you're okay with that?"
"Just a lil' more and it'll really slip out?"
"What's this? Your hips are moving on their own ♡"
"~~~~~~~~!!!"
"Oh, you like this, huh, Xiao?"
"!! ♡♡"
"Let's have a healthy baby together ♡"
*splurt splurt*
"Oh ♡♡ Oh!"
*Y/n removes her strap on*
"Hh~~~~~~!!"
being mistaken for a married couple [genshin men] pt.3
itto, kazuha, xiao
these are getting so much unexpected love thank you all so much <333
Arataki Itto
“A new member?” you blink at the clearly flustered man standing before you with your partner’s arm swung around him–just his bicep being nearly the size of his head. However, you smile, setting down your pan onto the stove. “Well, welcome. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“No, it’s my pleasure to meet you. Boss talks of you highly very often, so it’s great to finally see you in person!” he manages to which Itto nods aggressively, just as his eyes trail to the pot on the stove.
“Soup?” Itto inquires.
“Ah, well, Thoma dropped it off a while ago, so I thought I could heat it up for everyone. I added a couple things like he told me to, but I’m not sure.”
“It smells delicious,” the new member says, and Itto laughs fullheartedly.
“As expected of my one and only partner! They’re the best there is, so it’s great on the rare occasion I get to try their cooking,” he beams. Before you insist that it’s barely you’re doing and it’s more so Thoma’s, the new member’s face wavers in surprise. “Oh, do you two not live together?”
“Huh? Whaddya mean?”
“Well, I was under the impression you two were married.”
Immediately, you feel your grip loosen on the spoon you’re holding, barely managing to tighten it again just before it falls out of your hands. Itto, on the other hand, just stares at him blankly, still holding that dumb smile on his face. The recruit shakes his head profusely. “I’m sorry, boss, I just see you two together all the time so I naturally thought-”
“It’s fine!” you clear your throat. “How about you go ahead and wait with the others outside? We’ll get the soup out in a minute.”
And the moment he’s gone, you snap back towards Itto where you’re expecting him to be completely unfazed as per his usual socially unaware self. However, you’re taken aback as you see his face glow pink–nearly the shade of his horns as he forces his eyes to the side with a bashful look painted on his face. Immediately, your eyes blink wide. “Itto, are you okay?”
“Me? Of course, I’m a-okay, just fine and dandy actually! Feeling greater than ever! Wouldn’t expect any less of the great Arataki Itto, right?” he smiles, albeit in a flustered way. Softly, you smile back.
Reaching to cup his face, you grin happily. “Do you really like my cooking that much?”
“O-Of course!”
“Well, now you know a way to have it more often, right?”
With that simple statement, he smiles widely and puts his large hands atop of yours. “You’re right. I should make it official before anyone else gets it wrong again.”
Kaedehara Kazuha
“What’s that?”
“Oh this?” you raise your fingers. “It’s a flower Kazuha gave me. I thought it looked beautiful so I tied it into a ring.”
“I didn’t know you had such an impressive talent. You learn something new everyday,” he shrugs from beside you, opting to sit on the edge of the Crux with his legs dangling off the side whereas you lean against the railing.
“Yeah, it really is cute. Kid picked a good one,” Beidou then releases a hefty laugh. “And here I thought you finally grew the nerve to propose.”
At this, your face heats–even more so when you notice the slightest of red tinting Kazuha’s cheeks as he squints. “It would…be improper to propose with just a flower.”
“Well am I glad you’re aware,” she snickers.
So he wasn’t completely denying it, your mind screamed at you, the words pounding in your chest. You stare down at your flowered hand, not bothering to look up when a Crux member calls for Beidou who rushes to the opposite side of the boat after landing a slap on Kazuha’s back.
Silence overwhelmes the two of you. Though the two of you never struggle in these moments in your relationship, preferring to bask in each other’s presence and warmth, this is different. With the lingering atmosphere of unspoken words, you curse yourself for not being able to think of anything to say. It’s even worse when you realize this struggle is one sided, as he appears to be completely at ease as he listens to the sound of the sea.
You only look up when you see bandaged hand fall on top of yours a few silent moments later.
“When I ask you,” he smiles softly in the way that makes you melt under his gaze. “I’d like to do it with something that has meaning to us. Rather than just something I find lying around in a store, I want it to show you how much I love you.”
You splutter to find your voice and he laughs quietly, squeezing your hand. “So until then–until I find something worthy of your finger–I hope you’re alright with having all of me and my adoration. I know it doesn’t compare to that of an expensive ring right now, but-”
“I’ll wait forever,” you shake your head. “I don’t need a ring if I have you.”
He plants a kiss on your forehead, gazing at you lovingly as you beam. “Trust me, I’ll get the most beautiful one in the world for you.”
Xiao
“Rumors?” he frowns. He never understood why humans spent so much time with such useless activities with how short their life spans were. And while he originally did not give them much mind, now you were in his life–a human with a short lifespan who he did not want wasting any time with insignificant information.
“Apparently, there’s been a couple where people think I’m a new adeptus,” you stifle a laugh at the bizarre idea. “Since I’m around you so often, they think I’m your partner–more of a spouse.”
He’s aware that he’s not as affectionate as other mortals are in a relationship. He tries, he really does, but it never come easily to him and your patience with him amazes him. Yet hearing that at least outsiders might be able to see the endearment he holds for you relaxes his shoulders unbeknownst to him. However, far too lost in thought, you take his silence and usual scowl negatively.
“Yeah, maybe I should let them know these rumors are inaccurate,” you mumble mostly to yourself. “I know you don’t like when other people get involved with us, so I’ll-”
“It doesn’t matter what other people think, to me,” he suddenly teleports closer to you to which you jolt in surprise, but remain seated nonetheless. “You’re free to tell them if you wish, but I don’t–it–it doesn’t bother me.” He pauses, his stomach twisting. “Unless..it bothers you to be known as my partner.”
It’s his turn to jolt when you grab both his hands in yours, shaking your head frantically. “No, I’d never–of course it doesn’t bother me! Being with you is something I hold with pride!”
Xiao opens his mouth but nothing comes out as his brows furrow and his eyes waver. His hands tighten around yours as a silent message, making you smile. “And I–too…”
He doesn’t need to finish his sentence because you tackle him into an embrace that he finds himself melting into. And as always, the scent of you puts him at ease.
꒰ა 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒, 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐑𝐒! ໒꒱
∴ multi-character x gn!reader: diluc, xiao, scaramouche, gorou, zhongli ∴ genre: fluff, hints of modern!au ∴ warnings: alcohol consumption, pet names, xiao isn't really drunk but the theme fits, not proofread ∴ summary: genshin men + alcohol = ?
𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐀𝐂𝐄 ∴ feat. diluc
diluc was an enigma of carefully hidden truths and igniting flames. even as his lover, you knew very little about him.
you knew that he enjoyed the occasional game of chess and that he hated wine with a passion. his favorite flowers were small lamp grass and he absolutely despised waking up early in the mornings.
but you didn't know why diluc disappeared at night, only to come back to you with bloodstained clothes and an apologetic smile. you knew better than to question him, choosing to silently bandage his wounds and gently work through the tangles in his hair. you ignored the letters scattered throughout the mansion and the carefully polished seashell sitting on his bedside table.
your boyfriend was stoic; a mystery that chose to hide behind an unfeeling mask. so it came as a surprise when diluc let himself go and indulged in one too many drinks one day.
"did i ever tell you," diluc slurred, emphasizing the last word by poking your arm, "that i love you a lot?"
you let out a laugh at the odd display of affection, turning onto your side to face him. "you tell me every morning when we wake up and before we go to bed," you smiled. "is that not enough for you, my dear?"
"'s not enough," he mumbled, shaking his head. he bashfully gazed at you, and your heart stuttered at how much love he held in those scarlet eyes. diluc inched closer to you, bedsheets rustling, before grabbing your face in his hands.
"i love you," he vowed before peppering kisses all over your face. "i love you i love you i love—"
"okay i love you too!" you yelped, a wide smile splitting your face. that seemed to satisfy diluc, who laid back down and snuggled into the blankets.
a moment passed, the cries of the barn owls and the chirping crickets outside filling the silence in the room. you closed your eyes, drowsy from having wrestled your boyfriend into bed earlier.
a warm breath on your neck startled you awake, your eyes snapping open to see diluc peering at you.
"did i ever tell you that i love—"
you slapped a hand over his mouth, glowering at him. "diluc, ask me again and i'll tell kaeya about this!"
diluc quickly stopped talking.
𝐒𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌.𝐎𝐔𝐓.𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓("𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔") ∴ feat. xiao
you adored your affectionate, alcoholic roommate, but venti's weekly parties always left you trapped in your room with a migraine.
your nails clacked against your keyboard as you furiously typed your one hundred and fifty-seventh line of code for a programming assignment. soft lofi played through your speakers, contrasting the pounding music downstairs, as you compiled your program and prayed it would work.
you slammed your head onto your desk as "SYNTAX ERROR" flashed in bright red letters on your screen. "fucking hell," you swore, cursing yourself for choosing a complicated major and cursing venti for hosting yet another stupid party.
your grumbling was interrupted by the creaking of your door opening and a quiet "oh shit" uttered behind you. you swiveled around in your chair to see a dark figure peering into your room.
a muffled apology came from the doorway but you waved them in. "it's alright, come on in."
the shadow moved towards you. a bare arm emerged, decorated with green markings; a pair of alluring golden eyes followed.
xiao. he was one of venti's closest friends, and a fellow computer science major at your university. the two of you frequently had classes together, but weren't well-acquainted. he was aware of the fact that you were venti's roommate; what he didn't know, however, was that you had the fattest crush on him.
"i'm so sorry," he apologized again. "i was looking for a quiet spot but all the other rooms were locked."
"venti started locking the doors after he found some strangers in his bed," you explained with a smile. "you can stay in here until you leave." you turned back to your laptop, eyeing the error message.
"need help with that?" xiao's voice came from directly behind you. turning, you came face-to-face with his very attractive chest as he leaned down to peer at your screen.
"yes please," you stammered, the close proximity making your heart race. you stood up, turning your chair towards him. "be my guest."
you plopped onto your bed, wrapping yourself in your blanket to hide your rex lapis pajama pants as xiao took your place at your desk. a comfortable silence settled in your room, although you could still hear the faint sound of the music playing downstairs.
propping yourself up on one elbow, you turned onto your side to face him. "i didn't take you as a party person," you commented, absentmindedly picking the dust off of your comforter.
"i'm not." gold eyes briefly glanced at you before returning their attention to your laptop. "venti begged me to come, and i'm here to keep an eye on some friends."
"ah the designated driver," you sighed. "sounds like fun."
xiao hummed in agreement, and your room was silent again.
you quietly admired xiao's profile as he sifted through your program. he was clad in a black sleeveless turtleneck and ripped jeans, his tattoos on full display for your ogling. his hair was messy, like he had been running his hands through it, and his silver rings—rings!—matched the piercings on his ears. you almost couldn't believe that a man this attractive was sitting in your room.
your gaze moved up from his hands to examine his face—to your surprise, xiao was looking at you expectantly.
"sorry, could you repeat that?" you asked sheepishly, feeling your cheeks warm with embarrassment.
he gestured to your laptop, pointing at your screen. "line fifty-six," he replied, hovering the cursor over a part of your program. "you're missing a semi-colon."
you scrambled out of bed to sit at your desk, slamming a finger down on a key before compiling your program. to your (and xiao's) utter relief, the semi-colon was the fix.
"it works!" you exclaimed, kicking your feet in excitement. "oh my archons i could kiss you right now—"
you clapped a hand over your mouth, staring at xiao in horror. he stared back, eyes wide with shock.
"i didn't mean that literally," you stuttered, rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly.
to your surprise, xiao let out a laugh. "it's alright," he chuckled, amusement written all over his face. he opened his mouth to say more, but a sharp ring cut him off. he turned his attention to the phone in his hand, glaring at the screen.
xiao grimaced, pocketing his phone. "heizou and gorou are fighting again, i gotta go." he grabbed a pen from your desk and tore a page out of a notebook, scribbling something onto the paper.
"here, if you need help with a program in the future, just shoot me a text." he slid the page over to you, and with a small wave, he was gone.
the scent of his cologne lingered, a reminder that the past ten minutes had really happened. you glance down at the note in your hand.
Xiao 000-000-0000 I like your pajamas btw.
𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘! ∴ feat. scaramouche
"scara!" you shrieked, stumbling through the front door. "take your shoes off first!"
your stubborn boyfriend scowled from the end of the hallway, muddy shoes trailing dirt into your shared home. "no," he slurred, crossing his arms. "only drunk people take their shoes off, and i'm not drunk."
"babe, you are most definitely drunk," you gawked at him in disbelief. "please, can you take your shoes off so i don't have to wipe the floors again?"
your pleas fell on deaf—and drunk—ears as scara raised an eyebrow and dragged his feet across the floor. desperately, you dove down and clung to his legs, hoping to save your carpet from being subjected to any further damage.
"scara please," you begged. "i'll do the dishes for a week and buy you dango milk—just take your shoes off." you reached for his shoelaces, frantically untying a knot before he clumsily shook you off.
"call me that again and i'll listen to you." scara hiccupped once.
you studied him carefully, a smile creeping onto your face. "call you what?" you teased.
scara hiccupped again, looking away from you bashfully. "don't make me say it again," he grumbled.
you reached up to grasp his hand. "babe," you sang. "scara, baby, can you take your shoes off now?"
you heard scara's breath stutter before a sudden flush of red spread across his cheeks. he fumbled with his shoes before kicking them off, a laugh bubbling in your chest as he tugged you off of the floor and dragged you towards your bedroom. you rarely saw scara look so cute; it was easy to forget that your brat of a boyfriend had a soft side, a side that only you were able to see.
perhaps getting him drunk more often wasn't a bad idea.
𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐋𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒 (𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏) ∴ feat. gorou
"it's so odd to see the general of the watatsumi army like this," yoimiya observed.
you softly laughed at her comment, gazing down at the man curled up in your lap. gorou had dozed off after a few cups of sake, his head falling into your lap as he burrowed into his tail.
"he's a little tired," you smiled, gently stroking the fluff on his ears. "thoma tried to teach him how to make sweaters for the dogs in konda village—although i don't think it went well."
you told yoimiya about the scraps of yarn that gorou had dejectedly brought home, drawing peals of laughter out of your friend. as conversation flowed easily between the two of you, your hand slowly stopped stroking the pair of ears in your lap.
you were intensely recounting the latest neighborhood gossip when a sudden whine interrupted you, drawing your attention to the forgotten general in your lap. still asleep, your disgruntled lover yanked your hands back down to his head; as you tangled your fingers in his hair again, his tail began to wag, thumping against the aralia wood floors.
"oh—that's quite cute," yoimiya squealed, amusement evident in her voice. "he's just like taroumaru! do you mind if I take a picture?"
a few weeks later, rumor had it that the watatsumi army general hugged his tail while sleeping. when gorou interrogated you about the gossip, you feigned innocence.
𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒? ∴ feat. zhongli
you wandered into the kitchen, looking to clear your head with a cold glass of water—only to find your boyfriend rummaging through the fridge.
"zhongli?" you gaped at him. "what are you doing?"
he swiftly turned, revealing a jar of peanut butter in one hand and an apple in the other. "oh," zhongli uttered. "hello, dear. did you know peanut butter with xylitol is harmful to dogs?" he lightly swayed in place, his eyes unfocused and hazy.
"archons, how much did you have to drink?" you questioned, grabbing his arm to support his teetering frame.
"i'm not that drunk," he claimed loudly. clambering towards the kitchen counter, he began clumsily digging through the drawers. "could you find me a knife, dear? i want this apple."
you tugged him away from the counter and shoved him to sit on the floor. "stay," you commanded, pointing at the ground. you managed to find a knife and crouched down next to your pouting boyfriend, cutting into the apple.
you offered zhongli a piece and he took it, munching on the fruit. "did you know it takes thirty-six apples to make a gallon of apple cider?" he chattered. "and about four hundred grapes to make a bottle of wine. i wonder how diluc does it all? speaking of diluc, he—"
before he could go off on a tangent about diluc's winery, you shoved the rest of the apple in his mouth.
"zhongli, i love you but i refuse to listen to the entire history of dawn winery tonight!"
a/n ∴ i would have added tighnari but i think he'd do shrooms instead. as usual reblogs and feedback are highly welcomed