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oh you don’t wanna respect people’s pronouns?
well your pronouns are gonna be was/were if you keep this shit up
i am not the same person i was 17 and a half minutes ago
i am now slightly worse
what, and i cannot stress this enough, the Fuck
if you’re bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate and cow in your mind
it’s 100% free and the cops can’t stop you
i resent the dominance of The Car in america but also love that access to cars allows for a really fun fresh and exciting emotion called “being insane alone in your car”
no! they’re not symptoms of depression
they’re
well well well, if it isn’t the actions of my own consequences
“you’re so resilient!“
thanks! my options were that or dead
there are officially 8 billion people on this godforsaken earth
click here for the article
“hey, the facial reconstruction of this roman emperor just looks like some italian guy“ well buddy i have great news about where rome is
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire
me: *sets the thing on fire*
thing: *is on fire*
me: incredible
i’m telling you guys, molotov cocktails really work. any time i have a problem, i throw a molotov, and boom! right away i have a different problem
So a few days ago, my mom found this in my little sister's pocket, and it looks like she was trying to sign up for sweepstakes at a chiropractor or something. Apparently the lady handed it back to her, and I see why XD
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
there was a commercial for a sleep aid
and it said one of the side effects was drowsiness
