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Fukuzawa x Reader

Such a lovely day

Well this is my first time so pls tell me if there is something wrong and dont worry critisize me there not gonna be hurtful as my mom telling me im a dissapointment oh and yeah first time lol.

Summary:Your husband Fukuzawa is busy and is on a meeting you decide to pay a visit to your little brother Mori and after that shit you went to go back to the agency just to find a madness.

Well your hubby is on a business meeting  and you dont know what to do well you can look after the agency but you were lazy and just dump your responsibility to Kunikida you felt bad but he was free.

Well since you have nothing to do you decided to go to your lovely brother Mori yeah actually he is son of a bitch but he your lil bro anyway so you decided to pay him a visit.

You went to the building and everyone was chill they know who you are so they just didn't mind so you dramatically went your way to the hallways as everyone was staring at you now that your infront of the big doors you were so dramatic you just kick that door and it made Mori startled at the sudden action but then cool down when he saw you there.

"What are you doing here?" Mori asked "Eh hubby out of town just wanna visit Elise" You answered as you were scanning the room for a little blonde girl and then you spotted her playing with some crayons on the floor so you made your way there and when she saw you she was delighted to see you.

"Y/N-chan you didnt know how i was in pain thank god you dashed in now take me away from this place" Elise said with a dramatic voice and you decided to roll with it "Oh my Elise look at you come with me lets go to Aku-san and annoy the fuck out of him" you said as you lift Elise on your arms.

You and Elise both exited out of the room leaving Mori confused as you went and fashionably walk in on Akutagawa's office Akutgawa was there and was confused why your both there.

"Aku Aku" you sing in a cheery voice "what the fuck do you want lady" Akutagawa said in an annoyed tone "Oh Aku darling can you set up the tea table because me and elise are gonna have a tea party here" You cheerly said "Lady why in all places you chose to have a tea party in my office" He angrily said but keep down his tone "Where am i gonna have the tea party then" You said "I dont know and i dont care" He said "But Aku darling pretty please you can join our tea party it has desserts" You said cheerly "It has! ok im gonna set it up you order the food and tea but can you order one with the strawberries too" Akutagawa said in an excited tone "Sure Aku darling".

You were lazy to go and buy the food so you just ask one of the assistants to buy it for you as Akutagawa was setting up the place Elise was just there being a cutie that she is was just patiently waiting for the tea party to start.

•after all those shit were done•

Now now the tea party is starting with you, elise, and akutagawa just there with your pinkies up and some tea to enjoy a pleasent afternoon.

"So how was your day lovely people?" You asked cheerily "Oh it was awful Mori-san was forcing me to wear so many dresses but thank god you save me from that awful nightmare" She said dramatically "Just killed some karens feeling good" Akutagawa said.

Sudenly someone burst into the room and kick the door down and you were startled by the action and redied your knife but put it back when you noticed its just Hugichi "Hey would you mind not to kick the door down you scared the shit out of me" Akutagawa groaned "Sorry sorry i didn't know i couldn't fine you anywhere and got worried so yeah but my day is been fucking awful can i join the tea chit chat you guys having" Higuchi said excausted "Of course sweetheart here theres an extra cup for you and an extra chair aswell" You said cheerly as Hugichi is making herself comfy from the spot and sipping some tea "Hey pinkies up" Elise demanded "Oh sorry about that" Higuchi lifted her pinkie "Is this ok" She said in a british tone and Elise just nodded in response "Guys today is a shit day for me" Higuchi groaned "What happened?" You asked

"Yeah while i was doing some business some fucking woman was yelling at me because her husband was staring at me even though i fucking told her i don't know any of the shit and was trying to get through my day" Higuchi vented it out as i laugh at the thought of how it would look like "Days rough huh" You replied "Yep fucking people just be meddling with your life when you did nothing" Higuchi said groaning.

You look through your phone and it was 4pm and you decided 'aight its time to see what those motherfuckers are doing at the agency'.

You now excused yourself from the tea party and went to the window.

now now reader your probably thinking to yourself why the hell are you going to the window well you see you are an assasin so jumping probably from the 9th floor through the ground you probably think you just gonn kill yourself but its ok your like a cat and such a fall wont do anything to you it will feel like you just jump from a table but anyway back to the story.

As you opened the windows the curtains wave dramatically and looking at the drop it wasn't that high so you just jump from there feeling the air and breeze through your face until you hit the floor on both of your toes and just walk as if you just didn't jump from a high building that could definitly kill any normal being.

•at the agency•

Your now at the agency and once you entered this is what you see.

A white haired boy on his knees holding something that look like a bomb, poor Tanazaki being taken down by Kunikida which his expressions show rage and frustration to a laughing Dazai.

The scene was fucking weird as it is and you just walking in just made it more akward as it is and since you don't wanna deal with this shit you legit just went in the window open it and jump everyone was scared because they know they will get their ass whoop by Fukuzawa if his wife is hurt or because there worried about you still its those reasons.

imagine this but just you walking and jumping out of the window

Well you didn't have the mind or brain to process on what you did so you just accepted on what would happen plus worst case scenario you having broken bones.

Fortunately you were saved and was now on someones arms and it was your one and only hubby.

"Hell hubbs" you said cheerly as if you just didn't drop from another high building "Hi love would you mind telling me on why you just drop from above?" He asked "Eh something happened and i dont know what to do" You answered he just nodded on what you said as he drop you on to your feet and both of you went inside and you dashed into his office not wanting to be in the shit that you had walked in.

Day went well and you were just on the office chilling until you and Fukuzawa went home.

Well it was a weird day but you found out that it was an exam and the white hair guy was a new member of the agency and the next day you immidiately greeted him and just fell in love to the point you decided that you will love this boy like its your son well i dont how Fukuzawa felt because he got weirded out since you were trying to cook chazuke but he didn't mind since you do what you want and there is nothing for him to do.

This is my first fic lol i know it bad it aint formal shit but i tried

Y/N: Hubs lets adopt Kyouka🥺

Fukuzawa: No we already have Ranpo

Y/N: Welp too bad she's our daughter whether you like it or not

🎃 𝐁𝐒𝐃 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 🍂

For this event, every day of october I’ll be releasing a halloween/autumn themed headcannon! (Ronantic or platonic, although most will be romantic)

On that note I’m also welcome to any ships, with reader or platonic pairings (ex, dad fukuzawa & ranpo)

If you want, you can request a headcannon that you’d want to see in my ask box and I’ll assign a day for it. They must be related to autum or halloween.

So I’m aware that its for the event, please use a 🎃 or 🍂 emoji in your ask (if you cannot then say for the halloween event)

Some examples:

- Going trick or treating with them

- Using Fake Blood and pretending to be dead

You can request up to 5 characters per headcannon. For this event you can request any character.

Event masterlist will be released mid to the end of september with all of the days. Each day a new headcannon will be released.

My blog is fluff only so no NFSW will be allowed for this event

Halloween Event Requests: Open

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟑𝐫𝐝: 𝐎𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 & 𝐃𝐚𝐝 𝐅𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐳𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞

Characters: Dazai & Fukuzawa (all platonic)

Dazai:

- When you ask him Dazai would be happy you asked

- Except if your wearing a really complicated costume with soo many little excessories

- If its simple Dazai can help you button up the shirt, but on the accessories and tell you stories while he does so

- Bonus points if you dress up as Mini Dazai because that’d be cute, or if you guys dress up as eachother one year

- Now if you have a more complicated costume Dazai would get annoyed at how many accessories there are but wouldn’t show it

- Don’t trust him with eye contacts… You might want to do that yourself

- Dazai is a god at makeup though, he will easily do it (might draw a few moustaches with eyeliner… but once hes more serious then hes amazing)

- Also your officially his favourite if you ask him to go trick or treating with you (even if its just to supervise you and your friends)

Fukuzawa:

- The best one in this scenario

- Always helps out with your costume, even if you don’t ask because he knows you need help

- Spend a lot of time helping with the smaller details, like accessories

- Also helps you out with eye contacts/wigs/makeup

- If you give him a refrence for makeup, Fukuzawa can get the job done

- Loves buying the costume with you aswell

- If you know Ranpo then you guys will be putting on costumes together (or well at the same time) and then showing fukuzawa in a mini costume fashion show

- You guys all end up trick or treating with eachother (and Yosano), mostly so Fukuzawa can supervise the two of you

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟓𝐭𝐡: 𝐁𝐬𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐧 𝐬/𝐨 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦

Characters: Fukuzawa, Ranpo, Dazai & Nikolai

TW: N/A

Fukuzawa:

- Fukuzawa thinks you look amazing in any outfit you pick

- And he will be vocal about it too!

- But he does have a keen eye on what looks best

- When you guys are picking outfits he likes when you put on a mini fashion show while showing you

- Also asks if you want to possibly match, even if it’s a little silly

- He suggests going as something that isn’t too fitted (like a hot dog or something)

- You guys will probably also go shopping with Ranpo so he gives you some ideas for costumes aswell

Ranpo:

- Calls you stupid

- “What are you stupid? You look good in every costume you showed me”

- When you protests he has so many smart answers on why you actually look good

- But he also tackles hugs/cuddles you until you admit you look good

- And if you dont well you guys will be on your couch for a while

- He also recommends what costume you should wear (it’s the one he likes best)

Dazai:

- Dazai becomes a little sad when he hears you say how your costume doesn’t look good on you he becomes a little sad

- You are literally a god in his eyes, why would you talk about yourself in such a cruel way?

- Similarly to Ranpo, Dazai will non-stop koala hug you until you agree with him

- Also becomes a bit more clingy then he normally is

- Forces you to wear a costume (preferably the one you think you look the worst in) while he kisses every inch of the costume & you

- Tells you how unbelievably beautiful & handsome you are and he wouldn’t want you any other way

Small Bonus Beast Dazai:

- He buys every single costume for you

- And yes, he expects you to show them off to him, every. last. one.

- Especially as they get more and more revealing until you except that you look amazing in every costume

Nikolai:

- Another clueless one

- Idk but he simply doesn’t care about your body

- “You look fine okay now, now, quiz time!! How many costumes will you try on before the end of the day??”

- Yes he loves seeing you dress up in different costumes

- Dress up as a magician and he’ll be quizzing you so hard and asking for card tricks

- He also will take the deck from your hands and proceed to do tricks instead

- Anyway that got off topic… If you complain about how bad you look he’ll disagree and then focus back to magic tricks 👍

a/n: so I got a little bit carried away but anyway...

Nabe Part 2 - Warmth

He shouldn’t have pushed himself and gone out yesterday. Now that he’s being punished with the highest fever he’s had in a long while, it seems that he couldn’t take on the next case as promised.

“You can go by yourself. But please behave.”

Ranpo stared at him in pity – the last expression Fukuzawa wanted to see on him of all people – and fiddled with the hem of his coat in front of the half-open door. “You’re gonna be alright? You sure?”

“Yes,” he managed to reply before coughing. “Go now so you won’t be late.”

“…you’re not gonna die?”

“No. Now go.”

The boy hesitated for another moment before finally stepping out. It was nice that he showed concern since Fukuzawa was half-convinced that the only reason why he was so attached to him was because he provided him food and shelter – or maybe that was why he was so worried?

At least he’d finally have a day of peace. No threats, no complaints; it was just him and his warm futon.

Suddenly, images of an injured Ranpo flashed in his head. Will he really be alright by himself? Yes, he should be, he will be.  The police will be there the entire time and there wouldn’t be a culprit lingering about. Yes, yes. It will all be alright, he told himself, so he closed his eyes and cleared his mind.

Wait, but what if he says something insensitive? What if he blames or mocks the parents and/or their son? Knowing how there’s no filter between that boy’s brain and tongue, the likelihood was close to a hundred percent. Shit. He should go and-

A sharp throbbing seized the back of his head and the biting chill of the non-futon air forced him to lie down once more. Ugh. Why did his subconscious have to betray him like that? So much for peace…

Fukuzawa attempted to clear his mind once more. Focus on happy thoughts, happy thoughts…

And the first thing that entered his head was your smiling face.

Thank God no one was here to see through him. He wouldn’t know what to do if Ranpo probed him in the slightest; now that he was alone, he could somewhat indulge in the memory.

It was about two years ago. It was just like this too; the snow was falling, though much heavier than that of the present, he was alone in his cold apartment, half-dead, and his refrigerator was as empty as the apartment he lived in.

He wasn’t sure why you suddenly knocked on his door, but regardless of the reason there was no doubt that that act of kindness saved him.

“The heck were you planning to do, huh? Die alone in this godforsaken blizzard?! It was a good thing I came here, stupid idiot.”

That was the first time he’s seen someone so gentle that angry and it struck a nasty chord in him. It worsened his headache, yes, but he knew it was something he deserved. Your compassion, however, was not. Yet you returned to him with equipment and ingredients for a hot pot – the last thing he expected from your sudden visit.

“Good thing I stocked up last night.”

This was the most you ever talked to him as well as the closest you’ve been to each other. Despite having been neighbors for months, he hardly ever saw or heard from you – save for a few notable encounters – and as the flavorful broth warmed him up, he had the opportunity to study you a bit as you talked.   

His eyes trailed from your own down to your lips – the individual components as well as the proportions were, he would say, not that striking. But that hardly meant that you weren’t beautiful, in fact the longer he stared-

“Something on my face?” 

He immediately shifted his eyes back down to his bowl and coughed in his hand. How embarrassing.

“Or am I… troubling you, as usual?”

The sudden drop in mood in your voice made him panic. It hadn’t even occurred to him that he came across as being insensitive whenever you greeted him – ugh. Was he that callous?

“I’m sorry, Fukuzawa-san. I know I’ve been a little pushy since you came here so-“   

“No, don’t apologize.” He should be the one apologizing. Stupid idiot he was indeed. “I should have been more honest with you.”

In the beginning, he had found your kindness suffocating. It baffled him how a stranger could be that gracious to another; was it just a source for making yourself feel better? Did you pity him for being such a loner? He’s pushed you away once – quite harshly, unfortunately – and the true reason of his vexation only dawned on him in those days of absolute solitude.

He wasn’t angry at you at all. He just couldn’t understand why he of all people had to be scalded with such warmth – he who didn’t deserve even a sliver of your affection.

“I don’t really know what you did, but all humans deserve compassion, right?   

What followed would be a sensation that was, at the time, utterly inexplicable. There was a growing warmth in his chest that ever so slightly tingled as he let it spread. It was similar to having downed a good sake in one gulp yet not quite close either. It wasn’t from the soup nor from his illness, so it must have been from the relief of having saved at least one more relationship in his life.

However, the same feeling would creep back every time you smiled warmly at him. Again he was convinced it was nothing other than relief in knowing you were happy or perhaps a simple admiration for someone who could maintain their smile, but all it took was one intrusive thought that he, for some reason, let slip through:

Was this what love was like?

If it was, then he was damned. And damned he was every time that you’d pop out from nowhere – his breath would hitch and his tongue would cramp. The desire to linger and the instinct to run away would fight to death inside him, forcing him to stand idly like a child waiting for his parents’ next instruction. How could he foster feelings for someone he barely knew? And over something so mundane like just you being nice to him a few times…

The only consolation he had was that it seemed you had no idea of his plight whatsoever. At least he could get over this quietly and finally attain the inner peace he’s been searching for after having left that behind… or so he tried to. In the end, no matter how much he meditated, focused on work or drowned himself in books, the slightest hint of your presence would undo all of his hard work.

And here he was, two years later, still very much where he began. Half-dead, stuck in a cold, empty room, and hopelessly in love with his next-door neighbor. The only thing he could do now was dream.

“Fukuzawa-san! Are you okay?!!”

The banging of his front door and shamelessly loud shrieking jolted his whole being back into reality.

“L/N-san? Wh-what are you doing here?”

“Oh God,  should I bring you to the hospital? Ranpo-kun said you were dying-“

That damn child… “I’m fine. It’s just a fever, nothing serious.”

You stared long and hard at him as if you were conducting a physical examination in your head. Without breaking your gaze, you walked over to him and placed the back of your hand on his forehead, causing his cheeks to flare up even more. “It’s not too hot, thankfully. I’ll go make you something warm to eat so-“

 “Thank you, but I can take care of myself-“

The pain in the back of his head suddenly shot up and almost made him collapse on the spot. If you hadn’t caught him in time, Fukuzawa would’ve gained another injury to worry about.

“Sure you can,” you chided. “We’ve been through this before, right? Did you really not learn anything?”

“…the fridge’s not empty this time.”

 “Well, that’s a good start.”

And just like that you scooted over to his kitchenette and whipped something up. Of course, whatever it was that you made was delicious in spite of his debilitated taste buds, and the conversation that came with it was just as pleasant.  

And it just had to be cut short by an unwanted but almost expected phone call.

“Thank you for the meal, L/N, but I need to go…”

You forcefully pulled him back down to his futon. “Go where? In this state?”

Fukuzawa was definitely not fit enough to even stand up properly, but someone had to go and supervise Ranpo or else-

“I’ll go.”

Your statement caught him off guard. “What?”

“Is it about Ranpo? If it’s something I can do, then I’ll do it.”   

Was it something you could do? Tame the Edogawa Ranpo? Besides, an ordinary civilian like you shouldn’t get involved with detective matters like this. But the determination in your eyes won over his reluctance.

He sighed in resignation. “Alright then. Can you handle a little blood?”

Hello I wanted to ask if you could write an x GN! reader with Fukuzawa Yukichi. Reader has tendencies to go further than their body allows and push themselve into dangerous situations and never admit to being hurt because they are scared that people see them as useless and they'll get abandoned. Basically Reader can't fo much right now because they're in too much pain and Fukuzawa comforts them and scolds them a bit perhaps.

Sorry if this doesn't make sense and I hope you'll have a nice day.

Fukuzawa x reader

Comfort and fluff

Tw: broken bones and other injury not detailed though

You're a Dimond in the rough

First off I think he realized it right away, but I think he'd lay it off at first untill it got you really hurt

Ima start it from there...

Here I am, laying in dr yosano office. My whole body aching from the pain of bullet wound. That God it only hurt my arm and, my stomach....Not that bad.

I stared at the ceiling waiting for something to happen. Some kind of mission I could go on. Only quite.The door opened.

"How are they?". I heard Fukuzawa ask.

I tried to look up to see him. Only to fall back from the pain. All though I could hear the worry on his voice.

"They have a broken rib and bruised rib. Their arm is fractured, but doing better.". Dr.Yosano responded.

"Thank you for taking care of them, but I need you to go with atsushi.". He told her.

"Have good time". She walked off.

I quickly shut my eyes and pretend to be asleep.

"I know your awake. What happened?." He said as I turned to look at him.

"I-i don't know.".

"You knew you had been shot?". He was not having it.

I nodded.

"Then why did you not call for back up, or at least stop.".

"I-i thought I could pull through the pain.". My voice sounded like shit.

"Why?".

Becuase I don't want to be left. Because I want to be loved. Because I'm scared

"Please don't leave me.". I felt tears roll down my face.

"Because I'm scared that if I can't finish the fight I'm worthless. My reason to live is win and save others.".

"You're reason to live is to live. Not to kill yourself on a mission. We won't leave you for nothing, you tried. Right?". He stopped me.

"Really hard.". I choked out.

"Give yourself a break.". He said.

"Also untill your heald completely you can't go help.". He placed his hand on my head.

"But that doesn't make you worthless.".

"You're a Dimond in the rough.".

Hope yall enjoyed!!!♥︎♡♥︎♡

Hello it's me again. I really liked what you had written and I have another request if it doesn't bother you. Fukuzawa x reader again with either GN! Or Fem! Reader and him basically taking care of us while sick/injured or the other way around and us taking care of him.

I really just crave fluff with him and I hope you're not annoyed at me for requesting something again and that it makes sense.

Anyway I hope you have a nice day/night and don't forget to stay hydrated.

Sorry for it taking a long time I got a little sick but enjoyyyyyyy

Tw:blood, fighting, implied sa

Fluff, comfort

We will do it together

HAHAHHAH IM MAKING A PART 2 YASSS

Also thank you for the request, ive enjoyed these!!!

Some ranpo x reader

I didn't know what age the reader should be so I made them a teen.

Also they have a plant ability where they can grow plants by touching the ground

Fukuzawa x reader part 2

He was gone, he had left the room to do who knows what. Now here I am laying on a bed. It was silent. But that was nice. Nice and quiet. Perfect for sleep. And I did.I woke up to the sound of a door opening. It was ranpo.

"Hiiiiii Lil ms! I'm here to take you home! The president couldn't be here so he asked me!!!". He laughed.

He picked me up bridal style.

"Ranpo that hurtssss.". I whined

"Sorryyyy little ms. ima wheel you there then!" He smiled, placing me on the wheel chair in the agency.

"How is it know???". He smiled.

"It's okay.". I smiled.

•••Lil time skipy•••

"Um ranpo... it's is the wrong house, this is Fukuzawa house and not mine.". I said puzzled.

"I know! That's what he said to do. He said he's got to keep an eye on you while you recover.". He smiled.

(Bro Fukuzawa has a traditional Japanese house, you can't tell me otherwise, I refuse to see it any other way)

We wheeled me into his house pushing me into a room. The room he took me to when he saved me from those men.

•••Flash backkkkkkk•••

"Please sirs I don't want any trouble." I cried from pain in face as one had slapped me.

"Hey you know there is something that you could do to make us stop.". One guy said looking at the other guy.

"Oh I see what you mean.". They smirked at each other.

"And that would be?". A tall man with white hair stood behind them.

The two guys stood there in shock. Debating their next move.

"You know.". One of the guys said while turning around.

Untill he saw his face.

"I assume yall 29, am I right? And they are a young teenager. So I'm going to ask you to leave.". The man with white hair said.

"And what will you do if we don't.". They made a snarky remarks, only angrying the white haird man more.

"P-Please just go.". I cried.

"Who said you could talk.". The guy then kicked me in the stomach, causing me to cough up blood.

"I told yall to leave, you didn't listen.". The white haired man said.

(I'm not going to write the fight because that makes me uncomffy)

"Are you okay?". He said reaching out his hand.

I reached out. Barely grabbing his hand. Two pea plants shot put of the ground and helped me up. Though as I stod up I fell on his chest while the plants disappeared. And I slowly passed out.

•••End of flash back•••

That's where i woke up. That's where I joined the Ada.

"Let me help you get down Lil ms.". Ranpo helped me up.

"Thank you.". I coughed up as he helped me lay down.

I was 13, now 17. Back in this bed struggling to keep my eyes open.

"Just go to sleep Lil ms. I promise I won't leave you till Fukuzawa gets here.". He moved my head to his lap and played with my hair.

•

I fell asleep.

•

Then I woke up.

It was raining hard. Ranpo was gone meaning Fukuzawa was here. I heard foot steps coming my way. Then opening the door.

"Good morning. How are you feeling?". He came and sat next to my bed.

"I-i.". I tried to speak my voice hurt to much.

"It's okay don't hurt yourself. I made you some miso soup.". He smiled knowing it's my favorite.

I attempted to get back up but he didn't let me plus it hurt to much. He then on the bed. He then moved me to his lap and fed me. Everything hurt so bad. But he made it hurt a little less. He fed me slowly keeping his eyes on me. To make sure I was comfortable. He's always been there.

"It will be okay my love. We will do it together.".

Fukuzawa dad headcanons 1/? (Ft. Ranpo and Kyoka a little)

Reader is whatever you identify as 👍 I won’t be using specific pronouns

Warning this is really long.

Note: I’m writing these cause I want him to adopt me; these are also in no specific order, I just got to excited about writing dad headcanons about him. Also as mentioned in an older post I often call Ranpo Purin.

Let’s get into it

- Purin probably would not like you at first let’s be honest. I don’t know what would win him over but let’s just say at first you were probably seen as a threat but I think eventually he would like you.

- The fear in Fukuzawa-san’s eyes though when you an Ranpo decide to gang up on him and speed run trying to give him a stroke by acting like little gremlins

- In my culture, and I know it’s the same for a lot of cultures, you typically call someone that is a lot older than you auntie/aunt or uncle so if you ever call him uncle he’ll be like “🥹”

- That being said, even though Fukuzawa-san has a stoic personality, I think the first time you call him Dad, he’ll collapse

- That scene in BSD Wan where he switched bodies with the cat and he’s crying is definitely his reaction

You: my fucking dad is here 🥳

Him:

- That being said if you never call him dad, he might be a little sad but understands that it’s entirely your decision if you’re comfortable enough to

- I have 3c/4a hair, so if you have those hair types or and type 3/4 hair type, he would definitely take the time to learn how to take care of your hair (likewise if you don’t have those hair types he’ll still help you look after your hair)

- If you have a very rough day or just really going through it, he’ll probably let you sit in his office and brush your hair to calm you down

- If you need to just cry he’s good at just sitting there and letting you let your feelings out

- I don’t see him as the “hey hungry I’m dad/dad jokes” type of dad but there are probably days where he’s a bit more playful

You: Can you pass me the flour?

Him: *passes an actual flower*

You, probably: 😀🔪

- If you jokingly refer to him as old man, he won’t get mad but he’s definitely gonna give you the “😠” look

- He’s not a big hugger but if you really need it he’ll give one. But, if you don’t like hugs or being touched he’ll do whatever you’re comfortable with

- If you are in school and get a bad grade, he’s not going to yell at you or be disappointed. You tried (or maybe you didn’t but there will be other tests/assignments, maybe that day just wasn’t your day)

- Will probably let you steal his hoari

- I 100% picture Purin kicking down his door and just start talking about whatever interests him so if you ever want to rant about your current obsession, go for it—he’s just glad you’re comfortable enough to make such bold moves around him

- I know everyone jokes about all of Fukuzawa-sans kids being queer but I genuinely think if you were to come out to him he’d be like “👴👍”

- It may seem like I’m just writing the safe option but considering how chill his I don’t think he’d have a problem

- Will 100% have little family lunch dates with you, purin, yosano and Kyoka

- Definitely has one on one lunch dates

- This is more about Kyoka but one day she randomly call you her brother/sister/sibling/etc and it’s like 🥹✊

Back to Fukuzawa-san

- If you need something to fidget with, he lets you fiddle with his haori or his hand

- If you’re both terrible cooks than you guys will try the food while trying to trick yourselves into thinking it tastes good

- Personally, I think Fukuzawa-san is a good cook (I have no proof but read it and weep) so again, if you’re feeling sad he will put something together for you

- If you’re dating someone from an opposing company he’s probably like “why 😀 out of all the options”

- Reaction to you saying the most out-of-pocket shit: maybe a blank stare of the slow head turn. but remember he’s been dealing with the ADA members for awhile so there is probably nothing you can say that will truly earn you the shocked look.

- same thing if you just randomly say things. I don’t know if anyone else does this but just speaking into the wind and maybe getting an answer but it’s so random that people look at you like “😃”

You: this acnh character is definitely a government spy

Him:

- Overall, he may seem intimidating at first, but i don’t know he just naturally gives of good dad energy so 👍

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I’m going to write more specific ones these are just random ones that I came up with because please adopt me sir.

Ichigo no Ai - Strawberry Love - 苺の愛

Author-kun's notes: Never in my life have I imagined anyone asking me a Fukuzawa x female reader. This is an interesting idea! I shall indulge. I hope you enjoy!

Btw, I'm sorry but this will not contain NSFW. I tried to write a few drafts, but it's so hard for me to write Fukuzawa NSFW. I hope you understand apologies again. *Bows*

Btw, I caught you, simp *Points*

Character: Fukuzawa (Our respected god in Bungo Stray Dogs)

Genre: Romance

Warnings: None 🙂

It was a beautiful spring day. The birds chirped happily outside as they fluttered in the breeze. The atmosphere at the Armed Detective Agency was unusually calm. The sun cast a warm glow over the office, and everyone seemed to be in good spirits. You, however, were slightly preoccupied with your favorite fruit—strawberries. You had always adored their vibrant color and sweet taste, and you couldn't help but crave them almost every day.

Lost in your thoughts, you didn't notice Fukuzawa approaching you until he cleared his throat gently. Startled, you looked up to find his kind eyes fixed upon you. "Is everything all right, Y/n?" he asked, his voice calm and soothing. He looked at you with his head slightly tilted.

Blushing slightly, you nodded and managed a small smile, looking up from the pile of papers from your desk. "Yes, Fukuzawa-san, everything's fine. I was just thinking about strawberries."

"Strawberries?" Fukuzawa repeated, his expression softening with genuine interest. "Ah, they are delightful fruits indeed. May I ask why you were pondering them?"

You felt a slight flutter in your chest at his attention. "Well, I absolutely love strawberries. The way they taste, their color... they're simply enchanting to me."

Fukuzawa's eyes crinkled slightly at the corners as he smiled warmly. "I can understand that. There is something captivating about their simplicity and elegance."

You nodded enthusiastically, feeling a connection forming between you. "Exactly! And it's not just the taste. It's the memories associated with them too. They've always been a source of comfort for me."

Fukuzawa listened attentively, his presence calming and supportive. "Food can indeed hold powerful memories and emotions. It's wonderful that strawberries bring you such joy."

A moment of silence passed between you before Fukuzawa spoke again, his voice gentle. "Would you like to accompany me to a nearby strawberry farm this weekend, Y/n? They have a beautiful selection, and I believe it would be a delightful experience for both of us."

Your heart skipped a beat, and a surge of excitement coursed through your veins. "I would love that, Fukuzawa-san! It sounds perfect." You said with enthusiasm.

Fukuzawa's smile deepened, and he extended his arm toward you, looking at you with care that came deep from his core. "Then it's settled. We shall embark on a strawberry adventure together."

Blushing profusely but unable to contain your happiness, you placed your hand in his and felt a warmth spread throughout your entire being. In that moment, you knew that this trip would be the start of something beautiful—a bond nurtured by the love for strawberries, and perhaps, something even deeper between you and Fukuzawa.

Headcannons: 

You and Fukuzawa established establish a tradition of visiting a strawberry farm ever spring.

He enjoys seeing how your face would brighten up at the sight of strawberries. He thinks it's cute, but would never admit it.

When he has the time (which he makes an effort to), he will surprise you with a romantic and intimate picnic in the best nature places in Yokohama. He would present you a basket filled with ripe fresh strawberries or however you like them! It's his way of showing you he loves you even though he's a busy and well respected man.

Over time, strawberries become a symbol of love and happiness in your relationship. Fukuzawa often surprises you with strawberries, using them to express his affection and to remind you of the special moments you've shared.

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@peytonsan

Spoilers for the newest bsd chapter

Your honor I love him so much

things that bsd men would cheat on you with!

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs

Pairings:Various Characters X reader

Genre:Angst (i mean it this time)

Warnings:Cursing(all done be me😌),Suggetive content,spoilers from the manga

A/n:im pissed as fuck right now😐ive been trying to write this post for three times,and the page suddenly goes blank in the middle of my writing. I'm angry bro.i also dont accept any type of criticism on Dazai's and Fyodors's part🚶🏻‍♀️have fun reading this! (if you can)

no offence to anyone btw

Haikyuu Edition

↬Atsushi Nakajima ⇝ i cannot believe you! are you seriously looking for something here? 😶

↬Ryuuosuke Akutagawa ⇝ His death (why god why)

↬Osamu Dazai ⇝ anything made with crab (crab cans, crab sticks, seafood boils that contain crab, noodles with crab, etc etc), whats that alcoholic shit he drinks at night?saki?, Oooo almost forgot:bandages, that waitress from the coffee house, all women tbh?, Chuuya😏(Dazai is my fav now btw lmao)

↬Chuuya Nakahara ⇝ Wine (he wont cheat, but he has a lot of shit going on, let him drink)

↬Doppo Kunikida ⇝ cheating is againts his ideals (little does he know he already is cheating on you,and with his ideals)

↬Michizo Tachihara ⇝ wont cheat (my ass)

↬Ougai Mori ⇝ do i really have to say it? i dont want to🚶🏻‍♀️ (and theres no shit you can do about it cuz its his fucking ability)

↬Yukichi Fukuzawa ⇝ bold of you to assume he'll cheat =\

↬Motojiro Kaji ⇝ Lemon, Lemon shaped bombs, Science

↬Junichiro Tanizaki ⇝ His sister (Bingo🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Ranpo Adogawa ⇝ Pffft sweets🤭

↬Fyodor Dostoevski ⇝ has been manipulating you from the very beginning, and has literally no feelings for you. youre just a tool for him to achieve is goals (what? fight me🚶🏻‍♀️)

↬Sigma ⇝ his casino (just realised that we dont know his last name lmao)

↬Kenji Miazawa ⇝ Cows (why did i get him into this🤧)

was this supposed to be funny? yup. is it? oh hell no. do I give a fuck? nope. am I satisfied with the results? you bet. am I going to ask you to reblog after the pain I put you through? yes please…?🥴 but seriously,be realistic and please reblog :') (also im not on my period,but my tooth hurts as fuck so yeah)

the floor is lava!

bsd boys + reader

*all of these are optional romantic/platonic, except for Kenji, who is strictly platonic*

wc : 0.7k

a/n : quick little fun post while I work on my other shit- was missin the bsd content <3

obey me ver. |

It was a quiet rainy day, and everyone was minding their own business (for once). Nothing could’ve possibly ruined the relaxing silence…

“THE FLOOR IS LAVA!” 

Armed Detective Agency 

Before you even have a chance to move, Dazai is jumping straight up, entire body weight and all four spangly limbs, right into your arms. Whether you can actually hold him up- or you both end up eating the floor - he’ll insist that you’re his knight in shining armor and you simply must hold him

Atsushi, on the other hand, will waste no time before swooping you off your feet, even if it means he has to stand in the ‘lava’ himself. He’d absolutely fucking sprint to you and grab you if he needed to because he is a gentleman 

And of course, to no one’s surprise, Ranpo was the one who shouted it. He already had his ass parked on top of his desk, snacks surrounding him- though he’ll make room for you to hop up if you hurry (and will share his snacks if you trip someone on their way to safety) 

In typical Kunikida fashion, he’s there to wave around his notebook and demand everyone quit playing games and get back to work. Even so, he’ll easily catch you when you jump at him, cause I mean..he wasn’t just gonna let you fall [in lava]

Fukuzawa doesn’t exactly understand, so he’ll stand and watch everyone else scramble around. He’ll also help you climb on top of a desk (with eyes crinkled at the corners in amusement)

Having never played before, Kenji will also just stand around until you grab his hand and pull him towards the couch. A quick ‘hurry!’ from you and he’s laughing and jumping on the cushions with you, listening intently when you explain the game 

Junichiro tries to climb on your chair with you, whining when you place your foot on his chest to stop him. Surprisingly, he’ll just pick you up quickly before sitting down in your spot, curling his arms around you with a huff while you guys try to keep balance on one another, keeping your feet off the ground 

Port Mafia 

Chuuya would like to say he’s all cool and suave about it, but the second he processes those words, he’s activating his ability and floating over to grab you up off the floor too. He’ll hold you over his shoulder so the two of you can throw shit at everyone else scrambling around (while hovering mockingly above their heads) 

As usual, Akutagawa is stoned face while he remains unmoving from his seat. He’ll only blink when you hop on his lap, begrudgingly choosing to entertain your antics when you insist he pull his feet off the floor. And while he isn’t necessarily playing, he will knock others off their high spots with Rashomon 

Amusing as it is, Mori has no desire to participate himself. Elise is absolutely playing (as she’s the one who shouted it), so she’ll quickly shove him off his seat and beckon you over to come sit with her. He’ll pout as you laugh, not necessarily liking that he’s the only one remaining on the floor 

Tachihara is shoving you out of the way, no fucks given, because damnit- the floor is lava! Though if you stay where he pushed you, arms crossed and fake upset expression, he’ll reach out and drag you on the crate with him

Decay of Angels 

Fyodor will simply raise an eyebrow, looking up from his book to watch everyone fumble over themselves. When you attach yourself to the back of his chair, though, he chuckles in amusement and invests his entire attention to watching you bat away Nikolai from pushing you into the ‘lava’. He’ll offer up his seat after a while if you’re still playing 

[After being told what the game is beforehand] Sigma, still a bit hesitant, will tug on your hand and ask if you wanna share the table with him. He’ll gladly watch everyone else as they play, but if you ask, he’s happy to help you sabotage them too 

Without question, Nikolai is the one who shouted it. He’ll eagerly shove a chair your way, placing his own a few feet beside it. Entirely ignoring the chaos he’s created, Nik now busies himself with going back and forth with you, trying to knock each other off your chairs- and he will use his ability to try and cheat