Feels More Peany Too - Tumblr Posts

fiftythousandfishes
1 year ago

Good news friends, it's blendin' time

Nutribullet cup with a layer of baked beans on the bottom and bright green mushy peas on the top, held up in front of a wooden kitchen cabinet

Drumroll please, for these beautifully blended peans -

Partially blended mixture of baked beans and mushy peas in a white bowl on a wooden chopping board. The mixture is an unpleasant mid-tone greeny-yellow brown. It looks thick and lumpy

Now them's some proper peans. And wouldn't ya know, it actually tastes better blended

Peak English cuisine.

Peans

Not quite peas, not quite beans

A can of Bachelors Original Mushy Peas next to a can of Branston Baked Beans, lying side by side on a wooden chopping board

But something special, in betweans

Bowl of baked beans mixed with mushy peas. It's an unpleasant greeny-yellowy brown colour

Ersatz peans, or as @little-a-gender put it, pseudopeans.

gimme a few days and i might try blending my peans

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thank goodness you're here tgyh 100% more dubious looking feels more peany too i'd say this has been a great success
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