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Using my mythology nerd knowledge to make headcanons :D

The reason I think the Crocus Flower would be Hermes favorite flower is because in Greek mythology Crocus was a beloved companion of Hermes who eventually died like Hyacinthus in which he turned into a flower(it’s technically a variant of Hyacinthus and Apollos story)

Also Hermes in greek mythology used to be Pan the god of the wild. So I think that Hermes in empires could be a descendent or reincarnation of an ancient eldritch nature deity.

I doubt they will do that but if they do it’s going to be a huge win.

<3

Ok so- What if Tango X Scott X Jimmy? What if we all got happiness?

I miss my fish boy :(((

Jimmy: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Scott: Would you still have a hole?😏

Headcannon timeeeeeeeee

First of all,I headcannon that there are watchers,listeners and speakers

I also headcannon that there are 3 types of watchers.The normal watchers,the runaway watchers(same species)and a subset of watchers,the viewers.

As the name suggests,the viewers are us.The viewers (a.k.a everyone who I headcannon as a watchers chat)also appear as eyes.However unlike watchers the eyes are all different.Some are more square some circular,some have lashes some don't that kinda stuff.

There are the mouths(speaker equivalent of viewers)and the ears(listener equivalent of viewers)some mouths are red,some wear lipstick,some don't.Somd ears wear earrings,some dont

I headcannon a lot of ppl as something that's not in their original lore so I'm going to go server by server

HERMITCRAFT:

Grian(runaway watcher)

Etho(spirit which made a body to posses)(I stole that from somewhere I think)(kitsunei spirit)

Ren(speaker)

Scar(runaway speaker)

Xisuma(watcher)

Joel(tanooki hybrid)(the propaganda)

Joe(speaker)

ESMP:

Jimmy(runaway listener)

Scott(some kind of god being that the watchers hate)(starborn maybe I'm not sure)

DSMP:

Dream( watcher)

Fundy(kitsunei)

Eret(Herobrines child)(that might actually be cannon)

Ranboo(time traveler)

Bad(fallen angel)

LIFESTEAL:

Clown(eldritch horror being thing)

Branzy(phantom hybrid)

Rekrap(runaway listener)

Squido(deity that doesn't know she is a god)

Planet(alien species that body is made of light and works like the stars)(white light=young,orange=medium,red=old)

Headcannon timeeeeeeeee part 2: electric boogalo

I headcannon that Tommy is an avian(late bloomer)but like,either a hummingbird or a parrot cause like I dunno just VIBES

I headcannon that the swamp empire and the ocean empire where one until some time after Jimmy and Lizzie left.I also headcannon that Lizzie's and Jimmy's relationship was not very good with Lizzie thinking Jimmy was under her (νόμιζε ότι ήταν κατώτερος της)which was caused bc their parents always treated Jimmy bad so she just copied them(this is stolen from the fic "I looked up at you,why did you look down on me" by i_love_polar_bears on Wattpad)(if you like Jimmy angst you will love their works)

I headcannon that the soulmate dynamic on double life was more intense that it cannonly was.For example pain and saturation weren't the only things shared.If one touched a slime block their soulmate would feel a sticky sensation where the other had touched slime(for example,if one ate a slimeball to the face but took no damage the other would still feel it.Anyways I also headcannon that by double life Scar and Grian were dating(THIS IS ABOUT CHARACTERS NOT IRL PEOPLE)so when Grian cheated on Scar with BigB(secret soulmates)they were intamite and Scar could feel that.I like making my favorites suffer

I also think that from a serious preceptive after Scar went back on hermitcraft with the others after double life there was some serious trauma.like when Peal learned a bout what Grian did she had a breakdown bc she thought Grian would never do anything like that(what do you mean I'm projecting onto Peal.pffftt noo absolutely not)but she was also worried about Scar so she ran,and I mean ran to Gem's house to ask her if she could maybe make a therapy office for the hermits to go to(did I mention that headcannon Gem has a therapy degree?)

Ok,why don't ANY Jimmy angst stories mention Netty!?!

Like,in the canon of EVO Martyn CHEATED ON NETTY with Jimmy

But I haven't found a single fic where somehow she ends up on empires or somethin and yells at either one of them!?!

And like,okay,sure,you might want Jimmy's and Netty's relationship to be a wholesome one.

SHE COULD STILL BE AT LEAST MENTIONED

I have way too many blonde/light haired freaks

Where's (Princess) Gem? She's at the Great Wall of China!

c!Scott Smajror is a gay somthin idk what he is but he's gay

I really like how this drawing of Skulk!Shelby turned out. I just used a black gel pen and a dark blue marker

WHY WERE THEY LIKE THIS AUUUGHHH

First post on my account! A fanart for the King of Pirates, Joey of EmpiresSMP season 2! I wish you like the fanart! :D

Hi everyone :3 *makes a monochromatic Grian fanart as the ruler or Hermitopia*

I know I was dead for a long time but I swear I was sooooo busy, I had a thousand things to do and on top of all I got sick twice so it was hard for me to draw anything- Excuse me for the inactivity I'll try to get back to my rhythm qwq

So I just watched Oli's empires video. Yes I know it's been out for like two weeks (I've been busy.) May I just say that how videos are always entertaining but like this one was freaking awesome! I loved the like whole backstory with afterlife smp! Pearl's little like cameo and how everything was like tied together was just *chef's kiss.* And the solving of the great ender dragon hoax!! The warden interaction (rip Sausage.) As a good note to end on: BARD OLI! I saw this post (I can't find it) that was like Gem had told all the empires about this cool bard, and that's why a lot of the empires have like taverns or something similar. I love that idea! I really hope Oli makes more empires videos. Also I think a friendship between him and False would be so cool and a great dynamic!

So, because of Lizzie's new video I came up with a theory/head cannon for her. I think That she was grew up in the wild hearing all these tales of how awful humans are to cats. But you know the saying "curiosity killed the cat" I'm thinking that Lizzie heard all these things but still wanted to explore. So she came up with a disguise. She walked into a human library and just started reading. This explains how she knew about the axolotls. She found everything fascinating but did not read to in depth because she was on a bit of a time crunch to get back home. Which is why she did not know that the axolotls would not attack the zombies. She kept coming back to the library and village and eventually became less wary of humans to the point where she did not run away when she saw them, but still had never talked to one. Cat Lizzie does not like people so that is why her empire is entirely made up of animals. Even her villagers.

Just a thought from me: Since Lizzie is nervous around people, or just very cautious I want to see her befriend False. Who is also wary of the other players. Their friendship dynamic would be those two friends who have such a strong bound because of their shared experiences, but like also can go weeks without seeing the other, then pick up right where they left off in a conversation. I just want False to have some friends dude!

False and Scott have bonded over their shared love of craftsmanship. They like to work on projects together. I love this idea!!!1

Anyone else love the idea that Lizzie learned magic (necromancy) and all this other human knowledge by sneaking into a library? Just me??

Grian and Lizzie. The duo I never realized I needed.