Esme Squalor - Tumblr Posts
ANON THAT IS NOT A NIGHTMARE THAT IS THE BEST DREAM POSSIBLE I WOULD LET HER KIDNAP ME ANY TIME GNFGFXNXGHFXJ
Just throwing this out here: I haven’t seen the Netflix asoue but I had a nightmare the other night that I got kidnapped by Esme Squalor and I’m 100% certain it’s because I follow your blog please take this as you will
OH MY GOD, MY LEGACY!!
You can also call me A, I’m a Capricorn, my favourite character is also Esmé.
Okay ASOUE Fandom,
Let’s get to know each other. Reblog this with your Name, Star Sign, and Favorite Character. I’ll start. Gabby, Aires, and Klaus
Bumping this.
I am making moodboards inspired by ASOUE. I will post them all here and I will be taking requests. In order: post-canon Carmelita, Beatrice Baudelaire started the Baudelaire fire theory, post-canon Esmé.
Me @ all my fictional crushes
Esmécore, an aesthetic all of its own.
[Hiding dark secrets beneath a glamorous public image, poison, jazz music played on fancy old gramophones, Art Deco, cigarette holders, spending way too much time figuring out what to wear, murder, hunting desperately for an object stolen from you long ago, theatre dressing rooms, increasingly ridiculous disguises]
snicketcore, a subset of dark academia:
[dreary cities, typewriters, long nights spent yearning for a lover long gone, cow disguises, steaming cups of tea, yellow taxis, libraries, sad tunes played on an accordion, evenings at the opera, death]
100% YES.
reblog if you want Esme to whip you with her tagliatelle grande
I'm curious, please reblog this and put in the tag what you immagine is the hair color of Kit Snicket, Esme Squalor and Beatrice Baudelaire.
This has the precise same energy as that post about Esmé getting her tattoo before she joined VFD.
You’ve occasionally seen people with a spider web tattooed on one of their elbows. You think it looks neat, so you decide to get one for yourself. While entering a club for a party one night, the bouncer directs you down a different hallway, with an unexpected surprise at the end.
I can confirm this is true.
Esme squalor stans this is exactly how you sound I’m saying this with love
Asoue for the fandom asks?
Blorbo: Esmé of course!
Scrunkly: Sunny, being an actual baby and all and also the most adorable fictional character ever.
Scrimblo bimblo: Josephine. I greatly admire her bravery in the past and find her paranoia both hilarious and disturbing.
Glup Shitto: Those two kids who appeared in the audience during the Netflix series Carnivorous Carnival episodes.
Poor Little Meow Meow: Fiona. She did lie sometimes but deep down just really cared about her family, and was ultimately a great help to the Baudelaires.
Horse Plinko: Mr Poe, he was just so unbearably annoying!
Eeby Deeby: Count Olaf, for obvious reasons.
Asparagus, Cucumbers, and Cabbage Leaves Take a Fresh Twist on the Iconic Hermès Birkin Bag
My wrong opinions. Except for Ellington, she should be legally obliged to be everyone’s favourite.
I made a favorite character picker for Snicketverse! just select your faves from each group and then screenshot the tier list it makes whenever you want. heres my top row!
feel free to screenshot your top results in the rbs, im really curious who's most popular :0
If ‘liar liar pants on fire’ was made literal then Esmé would be standing naked in a pile of ash
asoue asks: 4, 20, 21?
4. Spend two days inside a fountain or two days inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft
Inside a cage in the bottom of an elevator shaft, I don’t mind the dark and it would be much less cold and wet than a fountain.
20. Get adopted by Hector or Jerome
Jerome. He’s rich, has VFD connections and would let me do whatever I want. Oh, and he’s married to Esmé.
21. Adopt the Baudelaires or the Quagmires
I want to adopt them all but I just feel like the Baudelaires have more personality.
Finally starting Woevember!!
My Baudelaire Fire theory:
Following Esmé’s marriage to Jerome, the Baudelaire parents considered calling a temporary truce with the other side of the schism. They invited her over to negotiate (this was why they sent their children away). They were sitting round the table drinking brandy, and Esmé, being a firestarter, didn’t use a coaster. Little did they know that she had placed some sort of device outside intended to set the building on fire, which didn’t work due to the weather. She got angry, which made the Baudelaire parents suspicious. Esmé excused herself, left the room, and set fire to the building from the inside. She then left via the secret passageway. The Baudelaire parents, smelling smoke, go to investigate, but only Beatrice manages to get out before the passageway is blocked (somebody later removes whatever fell on it). Beatrice hides in the fountain. Lemony does not actually believe that she is dead, but pretends she is in order to protect her. VFD faking her death is the reason Lemony is ‘forbidden to speak to her’ like he mentions in TAA.
