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It is a wonderful day to remember that one time I went on a date with this super cute boy and halfway through, I see one of my brother's friends climb up something and I went all "eldest daughter" on him like full on
"get down. You're going to get hurt and it's not going to be my fault. Seriously, get down immediately. "
And I thought the eldest daughter thing didn't have long lasting consequences on my personality.
Not me sitting at the dinner table listening to my mum berate my brother's professor's for the same things my professors did to me at that age, the only difference being that I came sobbing to her and she didn't say anything.
Random conversation I'm sure I would have or will have at some point.
- hey Gracie, how are you? Anything new happened?
- oh you know, just the usual watching my dad give my brother a fucking EATING DISORDER. Then I had a good cry because I confronted him about it and I don't do well with confrontation. Nothing out of the ordinary.
- *👁️👄👁️* are you still seeing that therapist?
My dad literally won't look at me because he thinks I undermined his authority when he was about to give my brother an eating disorder.
Thanks a lot dad.